God's Little Problem

Author: DragonXero

Date: February 27, 2001

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Sorry about this mess, my son, Jesus Christ, got off his fucking cross somehow, and decided to ravage the living earth for the torment I put him through. Who knew?
You're God?
You expected maybe Alanis Morrisette?
No, but I didn't expect a goat!
Fer fuck's sake, is this better, you whiny little bitch?
That's it, I'm athiest...