All comics by Ekpyro

 

by Ekpyro
10-20-03
You should find out whether she actually likes you or not
O.K. How do you make those little Origami picker things again?
Don't be a retard.
OK, OK, i'll do it properly.
Alright, her name has a 'P' in it and my name has a 'P' in it - so that's one point - and...

 

by Ekpyro
10-21-03
Am i the only one who thinks the Alien Ant Farm song Movies is political?

 

by Ekpyro
10-21-03
Things with that girl i never talk to are looking bad
Oh?
The Magic Eight Ball said 'Don`t count on it'
Ahri?

 

by Ekpyro
10-29-03
(Random title)
Just like Obelix falling in the Pot when he was little
Ahri found his parents' stash of Lysergic Ego as a kid
Projection isn't healthy, Ekpyros

 

by Ekpyro
10-30-03
What might've happened if i hadn't been too busy taking the piss or we lived in my fantasy world
Tony Blai-air is a right, is a right, is a right, Not a privilege
Don't you realise that us posh students are the very types that will be complaining about tax-rises in a few years, which is pretty much the only alternative to student fees, you dim bint?
Misogynist!
What? What's that got to do with - God, your worse than the blacks!
Beg pardon? Now steady on, old chap!

 

by Ekpyro
10-30-03
Shouldn't that have been 'Student Fees Protest'?
No: Genitive adjectives have no plural
You're just stringing words together, aren't you?
...
Yes

 

by Ekpyro
10-31-03
As Bundy turns in his grave...
199...200. Right that's a whole village of Welshies massacred - now to phone My old flame, My mentor, the inspiration for this work..Rupert Unsworth
Ignore teh crown. Erm...etc.
...and I looked up Communism in the Big Bush Book of the World/America and it turns out it's all about massacres
No, no, no, Ahriman! Communism is about the Brotherhood of Man, you've twisted my words (etc. etc.)
God. If I'd known you were all a load of shit-stabbers I wouldn't have bothered..tsk

 

by Ekpyro
10-31-03
Afro-Nut Cornflakes
They're deliciously Moorish
[Insert Table and bowl here]
First Direct and Capital One are merging...
Now let Capital1st caus- erm handle all your money problems
Cigarettes :/
Unlike our legally troublesome equivalent heroin, with us you're many times more likely to have a slow agonising death than a quick over-dose...
...and plus, no initial feelings of euphoria or 'highs' to deal with when you start an account! Just good old-fashioned cravings and relief.

 

by Ekpyro
10-31-03
I've offended a lot of people with my comics over the months
Or at least annoyed them with the poor quality
I prefer to believe the former. Anyway i was thinking: maybe an apology was in order
Then again, 17 votes either way speaks for itself, Malleable yanks.

 

by Ekpyro
11-03-03
Einstein - Great Accomplishments; Life a shambles
Karl Marx - Life a shambles; Great Accomplishments
Ekpyro -
Yeah...erm...i've got the shambled life bit down to a T..just waiting for those accomplishments now....
...aaany day now...

 

by Ekpyro
11-05-03
How do you make a hormone?
Dunno.
Tell her this joke.

 

by Ekpyro
11-06-03
I heard a gallery was going to be opened in my hometown
I didn't believe it
Till i realised it was of the Shooting rather than Art variety

 

by Ekpyro
11-07-03
I thought i needed something to talk to her about
Turns out i just need something to talk about her to
Tell Mr. Socky all about it
Attractive women just scare me, Mr. Socky

 

by Ekpyro
11-07-03
I altered this joke from a Two Pints of Lager episode
I don' like usin' urinals
Why not?
People look at me funny.
How ju use a urinal if you have a funny?

 

by Ekpyro
11-16-03
482 explosions
4 sets of tits...
And absolutely no plot - guaranteed...

 

by Ekpyro
11-16-03
Pfft.
Born at birth...
...it wasn't long till he was married with a wife...
...and then his safety was in danger...
Didn't these nobs learn anything from 11/9?
See No One Suspects the Culprit at any Tripe-X Innconcinuplex soon!

 

by Ekpyro
11-16-03
Alreet Dave, bah gum, it's rehnin' cats an' dogs oot thur
Hey Mehmet. Would you like a towl for your head?
...
Oh Jesus! I'm sorry! God. Jesus. Man, i didn't mean...shit! I'm -

 

by Ekpyro
11-24-03
I
You're still here making shitty comics?
You realise these comics are mostly for the irritation of my friend(s)
Wrock at
Titles
Any cretin i manage to wind up on the way is a bonus :)

 

by Ekpyro
11-29-03
Dignify this. Troll.
Wow. A lesser human, i will attempt to communicate...
Erm...dignify your ass, man.
David Addenburrow is - like - rolling in his grave and junk
Yo mama!
Either my response has been accepted or...i perish to think

 

by Ekpyro
12-01-03
...or Dude, Where's My Social Life?
I love seeing the self absorbed get all wound up
Erm...
Takes one to know one?
I know you are, but what am I?

 

by Ekpyro
12-03-03
OK...
One confusing comment at a time
If you've got an 'issue' leave a name or something, i can't keep making comics
Well, i can...but i'm lazy and self-conscious

 

by Ekpyro
12-10-03
If excretion were an artform. you'd be Picasso
...
Shush, your baiting will get me banned.

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