I Should Have a Job in Marketing by Now 3

Author: Ekpyro

Date: October 31, 2003

by Ekpyro
10-31-03
Afro-Nut Cornflakes
They're deliciously Moorish
[Insert Table and bowl here]
First Direct and Capital One are merging...
Now let Capital1st caus- erm handle all your money problems
Cigarettes :/
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