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| [Insert Table and bowl here] | |
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First Direct and Capital One are merging...
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| Now let Capital1st caus- erm handle all your money problems | |
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| Unlike our legally troublesome equivalent heroin, with us you're many times more likely to have a slow agonising death than a quick over-dose... | |
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| ...and plus, no initial feelings of euphoria or 'highs' to deal with when you start an account! Just good old-fashioned cravings and relief. | |
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