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by Ethann
4-24-08
*gasp* *pant* Ok..I'm done with the papers, sir.
That was pretty quick.
Yeah...one more thing, don't go into the paper room, ok?
Ok. *Thinking: Strange, I'd better go there and check it out*
I told him not to go to the paper room....
HOLY CRAP! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? MONKEYS?! WHERE DID YOU GET MONKEYS?? GAH!! I DON'T HAVE ANY BANNANAS! LEAVE ME ALONE AAAH!!!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Man, today was the worst day ever. I thought I'd take a break from gaming..
..But going outside is like putting your hand on a hot stove. The outside sucks.
oooh crap. Gotta run!
YOUR NOT GETTING AWAY! YOU'VE GOTTA PAY FOR THE MESS YOU MADE!!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Today was a terrible day. I almost killed a hippie. I only broke 23 of his bones.
Wow.
Yeah. I'd say this is one of the most exciting days of my life. To bad you weren't here to see the bones breaking.
Wow, again.
Yeah? Tell me about your day.
My day seems pretty lame in comparision.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Its a perfect day outside. Maybe I should give the outside world another chance.
Yeah. I could go skating, go to the mall, walk around, anything. It might be fun.
On second thought...I'll stay indoors. *runs*
AHA! I FOUND YOU! THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE HUH?!!?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Its a perfect day outside. Maybe I should give the outside world another chance.
Yeah. I could go skating, go to the mall, walk around, anything. It might be fun.
On second thought...I'll stay indoors. *runs*
AHA! I FOUND YOU! THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE HUH?!!?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Its a perfect day outside. Maybe I should give the outside world another chance.
Yeah. I could go skating, go to the mall, walk around, anything. It might be fun.
On second thought...I'll stay indoors. *runs*
AHA! I FOUND YOU! THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE HUH?!!?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Sorry, the Jay n' Jey #15 somehow appeared 3 times. Sorry about that. Won't happen again.
We interrupt this tv broadcast to show you an imporant announcement from the boss of Office Inc.
Uh-oh.
THATS RIGHT, KID! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! DON'T HIDE FROM ME!! THOSE MONKEYS ARE STILL IN THE PAPER ROOM, AND UNTIL THEY LEAVE I'LL BE HUNTING YOU DOWN!
I'VE GOT A SHOTGUN RIGHT HERE-what? What do you mean I'm harassing a child? HE PUT MONKEYS IN THE OFFICE PAPER ROOM!!
Okkk.....I'm going to go see what Jay is doing...

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Hey Jey, some maniac is at the door with a shotgun. You know him?
Uhhh nope. Not at all.
Well he says he ain't leaving til he sees you.
Alright I'll go....
But can you give me a few minutes to write out my will?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
AHA! I FOUND YOU! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!
Wait a minute...this is a cardboard cut-out!!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Holy shi-
I have finally found you Matthew. It is time for you to die.
Wait I'm not-
The sins you have commited will be repayed by your painfull and everlasting death.
I'M NOT MATTHEW!
Oh...I see...Sorry about that. Goodbye.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Where the hell am I-
LETS CELEBRATE FOR OUR 20TH COMIC!! WOO!! Jay, do you have anything to say to us?
The...hell??
Uhhh umm...it has been a wonderful 20 comics?? Screw this, 20 comics ain't enough. I'll talk to you if we reach 100. Meh.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Star Wars Battlefront 2----------Ipwnu: Omfg its teh Jay nub again, you come bak for ah pooning, nuwb?
Aw **** not him again.
Ipwnu: Ya I bert tat your so scared to fght meh. I m so god that I make u look like a peace of poo-poo. Ya won't even talk to me huh, nub?
If I could only strangle him...
Jay has stuffed a grenade in Ipwnu's mouth and killed him---Ipwnu: omfg u nub! I was typing then u nub! Lrn to play biatch!
Close enough.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Hey, I'd like to order a big mac burger with extra cheese please.
Oh I'm sorry, we don't serve those anymore.
Ok, then I'll have some large fries with a small fish sandwitch.
I'm sorry, we don't serve those anymore.
Get me your manager.
I'm sorry, we don't have a manager anymore.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Sorry, accidently skipped #22. So this one will be #22. Sorry.
I'm a clown. Ha ha. I have red teeth. It hurts.
...............
Why aren't you laughing.
Your not funny.
But...I have red teeth!
Don't make me cripple you.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Hey kid, you want some....
..DRUGS!?!
Screw you.
Damn. They always say that.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Jay, why is there a crazy maniac outside saying he wants to sell us drugs?
I dunno. He does that to everyone.
.....did you buy any?
Of course not!
Yeah right. I know your lying.
What? I didn't!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Dude, you gotta like, fight the power man.
Who the heck are you and how did you get into my house.
Dude, I'm like, your uncles collage roommate man. Didn't he ever tell you?
My parents don't have siblings. Now get outta here or I'll call the police.
Curses. Foiled again.

 

by Ethann
4-25-08
Ipwnu has joined the game------Ipwnu: Hallo, is any1 tere?------Ipwnu: .............any1?
Man, no one's online.
I finally found you, "noob".
??Wtf??

 

by Ethann
4-25-08
You mean you found where that guy lived and beat him up for being a noob?
Pretty much. Plus "Ipwnu" is the worst name ever.
You know he's gonna sue you for beating him up.
Yeeaaah...I didn't think about that.
We are in Mexico!...aren't we?
Well, might as well move to Mexico.

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