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by Ethann
4-23-08
BOOM!
What the heck was that?
They set us up the bomb.
TO BE CONTINUED............
Your office are belong to us now.
Ohhhh shi-

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Run run run run oh crap run run run run....
You cannot escape from me yankey-doodle.
COME BACK HERE AND LISTEN TO MY POORLY USED PUNS!!!
I must find a way to lure him back to me.....why am I doing this anyway???.....

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
A few moments later...
*pant pant* I need to work out more.....
I have found you Mr. Anderson.
Ok, ok. If you stop with the puns. I'll listen to what you want to say to me.
Good muhahaha....what was I going to say to you anyway?
TO BE CONTINUED....
Well, you can keep thinking about this while I get the heck outta here.
I'm pretty sure it had something to do with pie...

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Where did that guy go...hmm, I think he went this way. All I need to do is get past the security here. Thanks to my stealth skills, I won't be noti-
Hello, if you went to get past the security clearnce please show me your ID card.
DAMNIT-I mean uhhh......ok I'll be right back....
TO BE CONTINUED...
Ok...what to do what to do....

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Hmmm...How am I supposed to get an ID card-
MAN! Am I tired! Oops! I accidently dropped my ID card!
Even though there is a talking bacon in the room, I am going to ignore it and leave my ID card here and walk away.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
................

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Ok, so I got outside. But I still can't find that guy.....
What the-
Hello. I am a talking microphone. I shall show you the way.....
TO BE CONTINUED....
Hmmm...Ok, show me the way, talking microphone guy.
....The way to HECK! MUHAHAHA.

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Dear Home Owner, for not paying this years funds, we have decided to bombard your house while you were away.
Please remember to pay your morgage and not sit on the couch and watch TV all day. And yes, we have been stalking you.
Must....kill.....

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Ah, the fields. A beutiful place for relaxation. Wait how did we get here anyway?!
Teleportation.
You can teleport people?
Yes, and it is time to reveal my true identity.
DUN DUN DUN To be continued....
Oh my god. Your actually....

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
OK! So your a computer! So? It makes no diffrence!
Indeed. And this comic has gone far enough. It is to random. I shall have to end this.
Wait..Comic? What comic? What are you doing?!!?
THIS IS THE END
The...end?

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Channel 142525
Hello and welcome to Channel 142525 News. Betty here, and I'm going to give you some SHOCKING news.
Just 2 hours ago. A giant fire started at a house new Applewood Lane. As the firefighters rushed to the fire. Only one made it to the house.
The single firefighter went inside the house and resc-...... This just in, I am an idiot who is making this news report without a camra or film.

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Ahh Christmas. A time when people get free things for being good all year.
Now all I need to do is wait for Santa to come.
About 9 hours later......
Curses. I must've been put on the naughty list. I only blew up 2 cities!

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Oooh! Is that one of those computers I've been hearing everyone talk about?
Of course. This is a laptop. Computers and laptops are very important these days.
Oooh! Is that one of those computers I've been hearing everyone talk about?
Of course. This is a laptop. Computers and laptops are very important these days.
Oooh! Is that one of those computers I've been hearing everyone talk about?
Of course. This is a laptop. Computers and laptops are very important these days.

 

Whoops. Sorry for the mistake in Rob teh L33t robot #2. I accidently hit Clone Panel before saving it and didn't realize. Sorry again. Remaking the comic right now.
by Ethann, 4-23-08

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
10:30 A.M
Hehe. That human got hit with a baseball bat.
11:20 A.M
Hehe. That human got hit with a golf club.
2:47 P.M
Hehe. That robot got hit with a rocke-HEY! Thats not funny!

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Are you my brother?
Yes I am. Now come with me.
Wait, I've got a test for you if your my brother. What does our mom look like?
Uhhh....tall, grey, and has red eyes?
WRONG! YOUR NOT MY BROTHER
Curses. Foiled again.

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
One day at a fast food place....
Yo. May I took your order?
Yes flesh meatbag. I would like some metal burgers stuffed with bolts and a large oil drink to go.
Dude, don't fudge with me. Now tell me what you'll be ordering.
I said it already.
Alright. I'm gettin' the manager.
Good. Maybe he can understand what I want to order.

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Hello, one of my employees complained about your order. Just what was it anyway?
It was a metal burger stuffed with bolts and a large oil drink to go. He said not to fudge with him.
I see....well....I'll be getting my boss.
Ok. Don't take to long. I can taste those bolts already.
Ok....don't panic. Just get your boss to deal with this freak....

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
Mfff, yeah? What do you want kid?
I ordered a metal burger stuffed with bolts and a large oil drink. But they won't give it to me.
Listen kid, is today prank day or something? Get the heck outta here and go to another fast food joint.
Brilliant idea meatbag.
I shall now depart to another store. Mmm....bolt burgers....
Thank you. Please never come again.

 

by Ethann
4-23-08
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T SERVE TO PEOPLE WHO LOOK WERID!!
I said I don't serve to Ironman fanboys.
I'M NOT AN IRONMAN FANBOY!!
Riiiiight. Next thing you tell me is that your a real robot trying to order some ridiculous item that is not on any menu, right?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
I have mail for uhh...Mr. Rob the Robot?
oooh! Mail! Thank you meatbag!
Riiiight. Bye.
*reads mail* WAIT! I don't understand all this writing...
Not my problem. Now leave me alone or else I'll be forced to blow you up.
You meatbags are so mean.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Uhh sure....
Excuse me! Can you read this letter for me?
Lets see here... it says: Dear Rob, we love you very much and all, but it has come to our attention that you suck. So we are abandoning you. Please do not follow us. Love, Your Parents.
......
I have parents?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Greetings. What buisness do you have here in the robot factory?
Have you seen my parents?
No...I have not.
Are you my daddy?
No...I'm not.
Then your my mommy?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
A terrible city of heroes refrence....
Hmm the mission says to destroy all cogs in the cave.....but-
Have you seen my parents?
A terrible city of heroes refrence....
AH! A level 26 cog! Fear not! I have a power influence on me!
What the heck are you talking about?
A terrible city of heroes refrence....
Wait! I need the exp points!
You are a total idiot. I'm leaving.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Back at home....
*sigh* I guess the search for my parents is useless. I'll never find them...
Unless....lets see...where do I like to go to....AHA!
The arcade of course! They must be there!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Where to look-
S-spare change please..PLEASE!! I ALMOST BEAT THIS LEVEL! I HAVE 10 SECONDS LEFT! JUST ONE QUARTER PLEASE!!!!!
What?
Street fighter! I HAVE 5 SECONDS LEFT GIVE ME A QUARTER!!! AAAAHH
Ok...maybe the arcade ISN'T the best place to look.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Ho ho ho! And what do you want for Christmas little...robot?
I want to see my parents.
Ho ho ho! What a fine wish that is! Make a diffrent one.
But I wanna see my parents! Your Santa! You won't let me down, right?!
Ho ho h-aw screw it kid. Your parents musta left ya for a reason. Prob' cause your a fudging idiot.
I feel like I'm going to cry.....

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Go ahead and cry kid. See if I care.
Waaahhh-*sob*
Oh no....
This doesn't count as murder...I have a good lawyer.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Rob the Robot termination detected. Commence cloning...bzzzt.
Cloning failed. Incorrect clone. Must terminate subject.
HOLY CRAP! I'm alive! Where the heck am I?
Denied. Must fetch zap gun.
Wait, what? No wait please don't kill me. I'll just walk away....

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Cloning complete. Welcome back Rob the Robot.
Your fee of cloning is-
Waaaaah-*sob*-
......Must recommecne cloning of Rob the Robot. Must charge extra.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Please don't blow up. Please don't blow up. Please don't blow up.
*whew*
Weeeeeeee! I'm alive! Rejoice!!!
Your cloning fee is-
Well time to get outta here! Bye!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
How did I get here? Oh well. Have you seen my parents?
Arrgggh I have not. Argghhh I'm a space pirate arrgggh.
Yeah...arghh..how do I get outta here...arghhhh
Arghhhh...I'm a space pirate arghhh....
Ok...your obviously no help. Might as well explore outside.
Arghhhh.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Wow! This is amazing!
ooohoh eeeeek!
Excuse me? I don't speak monkey.
oooooh ooooh eeek
Riiight. I'm getting outta here. Being tossed out in space is better than this.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Get out of my spaceship man. Or I'll have to blast you.
Are you on drugs?
No way man. Drugs are bad for you. You can even check me.
Ok.....
Oops...
Yeah no drugs huh. I'ma have to uhh...confinscate them...to the police...yeah..

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
DON'T TOUCH MAH DONUTS!!
Gee, even more wierd people?
GET AWAY FROM MAH DONUTS!!!!
Ummm ok...I guess I'll go somewhere else.
I SAID GET AWAY FROM MAH DONUTS!!!!!!!!!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
The ship takes flight....
Ooh a pumpkin! I sure am hungry!
If you eat me, who'll pilot the ship?
A talking pumpkin! And your the captain of this ship?
Yup. So don't eat me. Or we'll crash.
Eh, we're going to crash anyway with a driver like you.
You'll never catch meeee

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
ATTENTION: We are nearing the third planet of the solar system. Please fasten your seat belts and sight tightly while we land. Thank you for joining us in this trip.
Oh goody! Almost back to Eath!
Wait...where are the seats?
This is gonna be a bumpy ride....

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
On the outskirts of town...
Ahh! It is so great to be back on Earth.
Brains.....brains...brains..
Yes....
Brains..bra-Hey, is that a pizza?
Sure...?
I'll trade you this guys brain for that pizza, man!

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
So? Why did you ask me to come up to this cold dark cellar?
I need to beat you up. If the news reporters hear that I beat up a giant evil robot. I will get major reputation.
Thats pathetic! You could never defeat an advanced species! You meatbags will never get me!
We'll just see about that.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Well Mr. Rob, it seems you had quite the beating. I was able to fix you up, but a few parts are still...missing.
Well that sucks. If I can only use one arm what can I do?
You can still eat, at least. Thats a good thing.
That reminds me, do you have a large metal burger with bolts and a large oil drink?
Umm..no...now please leave.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Hey Jay.
Sup Jey.
..........
.................
Sooo...wanna go play Zombies Slaughter co-op mode?
Sure.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Aw crap I got shot in the head again.
You suck man, seriously you need to play better.
Inside the game...
C'mon Jey, don't die again you noob. We need to stay alive for only like 3 minutes, and you can't even do that?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Zombie Slaughter Multiplayer Mode Server Name: Come Nubs--# of Players: 4--Mode:Deathmatch--Players: Jay, Jey, Ipwnu, Mike.
Wtf? Did that guy just melee me in the nuts?
Yep.
Online Chat: Ipwnu: LOL! Your a chainsaw nub u now tat nub. Stop using the chainsaw nub.--Jey owned Ipwnu with a chainsaw.----------------------------Ipwnu: Omfg chainsaw nub. Stop being a nub.
Jay can you do the honors
Kk.
Ipwnu has been kicked from the server---------------------------Reason: Being a jackass

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Super Mario Bros.
MAMA MIA!!
Did Mario just fudging run into a frozen ice man?
Yup.
..And that just doesn't seem wierd to you at all?
Nope. Its cause I hacked it of course. Watch as I make Peach take off her clothes.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Why do you always wear that blue smiley shirt all the time?
It makes me feel happy.
It keeps me sane from killing someone.
And why do you always wear that black skull shirt all the time?
Sorry I asked....

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
You guys, gotta like, fight like, the power dude! Just like, say no!!
Fight the pow-

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Man am I tired...we need more employees here.....I should just hire the next person I see!
Excuse me, have you seen my father? I think he works somewhere around here.
YOUR HIRED!
Sweet-Wait, what?!
Your cubicle is right over there. NOW GET TO WORK!
What did I do to deserve this?

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Btw, about the last comic, I meant to make it say Jay n' Jey #7, not #6, sorry 'bout that. I also forgot to include a tittle, sorry again.
Man, what am I supposed to do here?
Hmm...a computer...I could play Zombie Slaughters here. AND GET PAYED!!!
This job might not be so bad after all.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Meanwhile....
Dude, you, like, have a sign like me to, awesome man.
You just need to have a better sign than that. Here, have this sign and this flower.
Uhhh dude? Your spacing out man, here, take TEN of these flowers, man.
Must...resist, killing, annoying, hippie.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
Working, sir.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Ok then....
Playing games does not count as working.
Sheesh, you've got alot of rules.
WATCHING VIDEOS DOES NOT COUNT AS WORKING EITHER.

 

by Ethann
4-24-08
As punishment for not working, you must clean out this entire room.
This sucks. I'd do anything rather than this crap.
Or, you can clean out all the toliets, the tacos for lunch made my employees pretty sick.
Ok, I'd rather do this than that.
No complaints? Good, now, GET STARTED!!

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