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by Ewwwww
6-05-03
Hulk think story going downward. Ewwwww hulk is going to spice things up.
What did you say?
hulk is going to drag you into a field and kill you. Then eat you.
Ohhh, That sounds kinky!
Listen, im comming in the comic to help the story.
Hulk think it ok as long as you bring betty cake...

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
Hulk think story going downward. Ewwwww hulk is going to spice things up...
What did you say???
hulk is going to drag you into a field and kill you. Then eat you....
Ohhh, That sounds kinky!!!
Listen, im comming in the comic to help the story...
Hulk think it ok as long as you bring betty cake.....

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
Who are you???
I finally found you, Hulk I your father!
Really you Hulk dad???
Yes, But me come to tell you I hate you. Goodbye
This is where I show up!
Im here, Wow man you really did spice that up. Nice work!

 

by Ewwwww
6-05-03
2 hours later...
Hulk destroy whole world.
Hulk think Hulk need to think about what he has done...
Hulk do it over a nice Betty cake...

 

by Ewwwww
6-06-03
Ewwwww comics are brilliant!
Jesus...
What?
You are in denial
What Are you talking about?
Im gonna get you mental help.

 

by Ewwwww
6-06-03
Welcome to Ewwwww Addicts, the program that gets you off that crap an on good comics.
Chi_The_Cynic: Hi im Chi and I have an Ewwwww problem, but its been three weeks since I looked at his shitty comics.
Dcomposed: I think Hes still cool.
Jesus, we need to work with you.
Choobychooby: I was addicted till I read his series called smash. That was crap.
Screw you guys, im going to make a fan club....

 

by Ewwwww
6-06-03
Welcome
To The
Why didnt anyone show up?
Ewwwww Fanclub!!!

 

by Ewwwww
6-06-03
Cool, Im animated!!!
Holy shit, Ahhhhh!!!
Tee Hee Hee!!!
WOW, I dont feel as completed by killing that toon, Well better try it again.

 

by Ewwwww
6-06-03
Kajun: I've thought of some possible changes for strip creator.
Brad: Like what?
Kajun: Hmmmm, How should I say this...
Kajun: Lets Ban everyone thats name starts with the word Ewwwww
Brad: Your A Genius.

 

by Ewwwww
6-07-03
boorite and dragonxero have an interesting chat.
No you didn't.
I really did make stripcreator, If im lying may the Apocalypse commence right now.
Dude that was a coincidence

 

by Ewwwww
6-11-03
The Not-So Super Adventures Of President Bush
I got oil yes I do, I got oil how bout you...
I got oil yes I do, I took oil the only way Texans do!
Little Does Bush Know Hes Being Videotaped by CNN!
This Is Connie Chung Reporting, President Bush. What do you have to say for yourself!
HAHAHAH!
What is so funny about this Mr. Bush.
Like anyone watches CNN!

 

by Ewwwww
6-12-03
Choad Master and Choad Warrior
Master Of the Choad, I am. Here to train you, am not I...
What the hell did you just say?
Anger, In you, Suspect I...
Jesus, Just teach me the way of the choad.
Teach you, I will not, If you get me cookies, Only then...
Screw this, Im going to the Brown side....

 

by Ewwwww
6-12-03
What did you do for crazy hair day, Kevin?
I spiked My Pubic hair, Wanna see?
Yes I know, this one sucked. I ran out of good dating jokes
Damnit!

 

by Ewwwww
6-15-03
So....
So....
Wanna go half and half on a bastard?
Damnit!

 

by Ewwwww
6-15-03
If you've already lost your virginity, can I have the box that it came in?
Damnit!

 

by Ewwwww
6-19-03
Oh No, Not Grandma!
You Only Met Her Once!
So What, She Was Still A Loved Member Of The Family.
Your Just Saying That Because She Was Rich!
Your Just Jealous Because She Talks To Me In My Dreams.
Jesus, Did The Voices Tell You To Email That Kaufman Guy Again?

 

by Ewwwww
6-19-03
Tobor Whip out penis!
No tobor, we cant
Why?
Something awful has happened, I have the AIDS virus!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(
:(

 

by Ewwwww
6-19-03
This is my daughter.
Hi
And we are her kids...
Hi
Hi
Hi

 

by Ewwwww
6-19-03
Dont look at me I dont know what it means...
Knkx has joined IRC
hdb!
hdb!

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
A bully picking on a random kid.
hahaha little bastard.
Stop it!
Maybe I should do something...
Leave him alone!
What are you going to do, beat me up?
2 minutes later
Why do I even fucking bother.

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Me And Eric....
Oh shit man, I forgot the lyrics to the song...
Will you just calm down...
Shit shit, fucking shit, shit!
Dude, just focus...
We need to go somewhere quiet where I can think of the lyrics...
To the bathroom!

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
In the bathroom....
Damnit man, I dont know what they are. I just fucking forgot...
Ok, Im going to play the guitar and you try to remember...
ok
*Begins Playing*
Ok I think I got it...
Good, because we are on next...

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Backstage...
Ok we are on next, Just dont fuck up on the song...
I wont, just play your damn guitar and I'll do what I have to do...
On Stage
*Playing Guitar*
Oh Shit...Oh Crap did I say that into the microphone?
*Stops Playing* Nice one.
Well, everyones laughing.

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Backstage...
That could be any worse.
Yep. Hey, You ready for the YMCA?
On Stage Again...
YMCA!
YMCA!
And the night ended like that. Actually there was a little more now that I think about it...
YMCA!
YMCA!

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
After The Show
Hi Sara!
Hi Adrian
So Whats Up?
I'll Give You A Doller If You Put On Some Lip Gloss and This Firemans Helmet.
Yep The Perfect Ending To A Perfect Night.
Why not, I've suffered worse tonight.
Ha, Freak!

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
6 hours before the talent show...
Mister Jon ,my mom said you were giving me, eric, and marissa a ride to the show.
Whatever.
On The Way To The Show...
What CD's do you have?
Listen to this
If my mouth fell off I would be so sad, I'd be so mad. Oh yes I would. I'd be so sad, and so mad if my mouth fell of, but I couldn't tell you because I couldn't talk....
Jesus.....

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
At The Church...
Would You Like A...
NO
But Were Giving Away Free B....
NO
Dont You Want To Learn About....
NO

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Well...Now What?
I Have No Clue...
Damnit....
What...
I Forgot The Fucking Lyrics...
Goddamnit!

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Im going to go get some fresh air..
Ok, but hurry up. I think its starting.
Outside....
Damnit Damnit Damnit!
My Band Is Going To Be Way Fucking Better Than Yours....
Jesus, this is all I need...

 

by Ewwwww
6-23-03
Back Inside....
Hi!!!
Hi Eric's Dad, What Are You Doing Here???
My Boss Gave Me The Day Off...
Oh...
Dont Worry, I Have my camera to record everything, I even got seats in the front!!!
It never fucking ends.....

 

by Ewwwww
6-25-03
Man I dont know what to create....
Well, why dont you just make a tobor comic?
Thats not really my style....
2 weeks later....
RAAR!!! Tobor Cornhole!!!!!
:(

 

by Ewwwww
7-02-03
I dont think your ready for his jelly...
I dont think your ready for his jelly...
I dont think your ready for his jelly...
I dont think your ready for his jelly...
I dont think your ready for his jelly...
That was kreepy.....

 

by Ewwwww
7-02-03
Who wears short shorts?
I wear short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
I wear short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
I wear short shorts

 

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
Look at those fireworks!
You know, somewhere President Bush is sheading a tear...
You really think so?
I would too if I couldn't read...

 

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
We have some news Mr. President.
Did you find the weapons of mass destruction?
Well kind of....
Just tell me what you found so I can get Connie Chung off my back.
We found a rubber band, a roman candle, some vodka, and one copy of "Fat Chicks"
Jesus, Mary and that other guy! They were planning to take over Canada this whole time

 

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
What do you mean, "Planning to take over Canada?"
All the signs are there. Fat Dicks, Vodka, Roman Candles, and A Rubber Band.
You said "Fat Dicks"
Did I, I meant Fat Hicks.
You said "Fat Hicks"
Sorry, I was thinking about my family reunion.

 

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
So do you want us to warn Canada?
Ohhh, A Spoon!
Later...
Wow, im sure glad that I was there to save the day for that darn Canada.
Save canada from what, fettish porn, cheap vodka, a fire cracker, and a rubber band.
The mounties cant handle that kind of fire power.
Im going to impeach you faster than Clintons erection on a sunday in the oval office.

 

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
1983
Get Off My Land And Leave My Family Alone!
Surrender now or else!
Im going to give you to the count of three before I kill all of you.
1...2......
*Shoots Cowboy In The Face*

 

by Ewwwww
7-06-03
Boinky..................................Ewwwww
I dont eat fast food..
Except for Ewwwww's mom!
You cunt....

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
1938
Im sorry I killed your husband mam, it was an accident....
yea sure........
5 years later
Im glad I can move on with my life now that out of jail for that accident......
Bitch....

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
These are used often.....Jesus......
Dont you think stripcreator is cool?
You are TeH LoSeR!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!OMG!1!1!
I love you...
RAAR!!!!!!!Tobor Cornhole!
Damnit, that comic made me gassy.....

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
Whats The Biscuit Game?
Ok, just eat this and it will all make sense...

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
Im in love with my brother but how do I tell him?
Hi Kara, I love you...
I love you too, Do you want to go have sex now?
Umm....I meant I love you as a sister...
Ok then, Just anal...
Ok...

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
Wow, I've been using blue for a while to pose as me in comics, maybe I should pick something new. Im comming up on 2 months and 100 comics...
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
No...
No...
No...
No...
No...
God...I'll just pick a random one...

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
This is my new look, about time I had a change....
Anyways, Thank you all for comming here.
And a very heart felt thanks to dcom for making all 5 of you here buy 10 tickets each...

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
Ewwwww changes name to Lobster-Johnson......Choadwarrior changes name to Crab-Johnson
Are You My Cousin?
No.
Inflaitable-man Changed name to Horny-Fisherman
Run!!!
Oh No!!! ont Crabhole me!!!

 

by Ewwwww
7-08-03
inflatable man changed name to deflaitable man
I hope your happy now....
Yes, yes I am.
Choadwarrior begins to blow the deflaitable man
I have no Idea what to say about that.....
Oh god....

 

by Ewwwww
7-09-03
What makes this comic different from the rest?
You Fatass Cartman!
Huh?
Comic Gold...

 

by Ewwwww
7-09-03
No, serously. Make My day.
Stop it, your making me horny...

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