President Bush Gets Lucky! Part 1

Author: Ewwwww

Date: July 5, 2003

by Ewwwww
7-05-03
We have some news Mr. President.
Did you find the weapons of mass destruction?
Well kind of....
Just tell me what you found so I can get Connie Chung off my back.
We found a rubber band, a roman candle, some vodka, and one copy of "Fat Chicks"
Jesus, Mary and that other guy! They were planning to take over Canada this whole time