All comics by FrixFrax

 

by FrixFrax
10-15-03
Dear Mr. Stick Man your wife isn't happy with your manhood... Vitrus Viagra can help: just click on the link below
Oh my god... Quantity 100!... Credit card..... Thank god that’s done!
Thank your for you sale!... wait a minute I don't even have a wife! Cancel! Cancel!

 

by FrixFrax
10-15-03
Yesterday I was sitting on the bus and someone ate a cheese sandwich
And...
I stole it and am going to give it to you as a symbol of our friendship
I only just met you...
Oh god, why do you hate me so!
Calm down people ARE looking at us now

 

by FrixFrax
10-15-03
This letter says Happy Birthday Mr Stick Man! love Mom and Dad
I don't know anybody called Mom or Dad
I bet it's from that guy Daddy Cool from the club last year, oh my god he's going to kill me!

 

by FrixFrax
10-15-03
Oh my god look at that guy in the mirror
He reminds me of someone
I bet it is that old school mate I gave a call to five months ago! Hi Fred, remember me it's Stick Man!

 

by FrixFrax
10-17-03
You go to this school!? Then you'll be able to help me, why can't I buy pink toothpaste?
Ummm... maybe because it would dye your teeth...?
I need eggs, do you sell eggs?
No, this is a school
Can I come to this school?
No, it's an all girl school!

 

by FrixFrax
10-17-03
Hi there, I like the dog, the one in the window!
That is a very nice dog!
Now can you cut it up for me or do I need to?
This is a pet shop we do not cut animals
Oh this isn't the butchers!?
No!

 

by FrixFrax
10-18-03
I wonder what it is like to be a bird... I bet if I let it out, it'll teach me!
NO BIRDY! NOOO! YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!
I think I'll have milkshake for dinner

 

by FrixFrax
10-18-03
I sure hope no one hits me in the face with a custard pie
Yeah thats right! No one is going to come up and hit me in the face with a custard pie
Cause if they did, I'd scream

 

by FrixFrax
10-19-03
I don't know why you don't talk but you're starting to annoy me!
I am deaf
Hell??? I'm talking to you!
I am deaf, I can't talk!
Now really, you are just rude!
What an ass hole!

 

by FrixFrax
10-19-03
Excuse me how do I get to the train station?
Well...
Oh wait a minute... is that a penny on ground?

 

by FrixFrax
10-19-03
If I put this acid in this bottle that used to be lemonade no one will drink it!
Hi Tom!
Oh hi Stick Man, I'm thirsty, I'll just have a gulp of this lemonade
Oh wait Tom that has acid in it... Tom are you OK?

 

by FrixFrax
10-31-03
Trick or Treat!
Oh lovely and what are you supposed to be
A clown...
No your not, your Daddy cool in disguise, help!
I only wanted some candy!

 

by FrixFrax
10-31-03
Great party Stick man!
Thanks... but I'll tell you a secret this isn't even my house, and I just broke into this place!
Ha, ha, ha and what are you supposed to be?
Why are all these people in my house?
So then I thought I'd come in and have a party at your place!
I see, will you wait here while I call the police!

 

by FrixFrax
10-31-03
Look at you, you look totally gay!
I am happy I guess!
What are you talking about!
Happy Halloween!
Later dude
What the hell just happened?

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
Lets see have I got everything...
Clothes... check... everything else on this list... check!
France here I come!

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
Thank goodness, it was just the batteries!
Thank you for flying with Frix Flights!
No, thank you!
Customs thank you!
I'm really glad you have this machine I wouldn’t like to think people are bringing in guns or any other weapon to the country

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
I made up my mind I will be trying some French food
Bonjour!
Yeah, hi I'll have some French Fries!
English bad!
God what is up with you I asked for French Fries, didn't you Mom or Dad teach you English!

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
WOW your American, I learning English you let me kiss, would you?
I know it sounds weird but we're in France and it must be a France thing, so when in Rome!
*kiss*
*kiss*
Gay bar, have many, where you are from?
Gay Bar, this isn't my hotel!

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
Goodbye France!
Come on Renae!
Coming master!
Strange that coming home with someone is a custom is France... but when in Rome!

 

by FrixFrax
11-02-03
Renae died in a plane crash on the way here!
I'm glad I am alive!
Strange that it's a custom in France to strip naked in a plane aeroplane toliet

 

by FrixFrax
11-03-03
Holly crap my ass is on fire, good job I'm wearing this kilt!
It's a skirt!
No it's not it's a Scottish tradition
Yeah and like I believe that, little people going about in girly skirts!
It's not a skirt!
OK maybe your right... but you don't expect me to believe there is such a thing as Scottish, now that’s a good one!

 

by FrixFrax
11-03-03
You stick man the latest issue of sponges came in for you
Great thanks!
I'm just going to re-stock
I don't believe it a pineapple shaped sponge!
Oh my god... a RARE sponge, only fourteen, ninety five

 

by FrixFrax
11-03-03
Welcome to What’s the answer out first contestant tonight is Stick Man what do you like to do in your spare time?
Well Tom I collect sponges!
WOW now that really something
I also like to chronically masturbate to sesame street!
Ha, ha Stick Man you can't say that on the air!
I see... OK... I'm sorry I should have known that sesame street would be against the rules!

 

by FrixFrax
11-03-03
Yeah well I knew then I was going to lose!
What are you on about?
I was on a quiz show last night!
Oh cool!
And you missed me I never want to speak to you again!
We aren't even friends, heck I don't know who you are!

 

by FrixFrax
11-08-03
You've been on that far too long!
Ye rite, lol
What?
rotflmao, Mom ur such a n00b
Whats a noob?
u, lol

 

by FrixFrax
11-09-03
Welcome to happy burger, the happiest place on earth
You don't look so happy...
I'm very happy, now what do you want?
A Happy burger with a side of smiley fries
Welcome to happy burger, the happiest place on earth
You don't look so happy...

 

by FrixFrax
11-16-03
Mom I'm no longer gay it was all a mistake
What am I supposed to do with 1000 copies of All Male
Mom you never bought them for me thats was for yourself!
Well your Dad is having problems I need to get off some how!
Mom!
Whats the matter you've gone all green, sex is completely natural

 

by FrixFrax
11-22-03
Rita did you see the porno last night
I'm getting a hard on just thinking about it
What?
Oops.. I mean err.. Porn is disgusting
I see...
And it's not true when people say I used to be a man! NOT TRUE

 

by FrixFrax
11-22-03
Yo!
Hey!
You gout your eyes on any girls at the min
Just your sister and Mom
What!
No I don't like them I like your Dad oh god ummm... look a butterfly!

 

by FrixFrax
11-23-03
Sir me and the guys and his Mom are wondering what happened to Benny
Oh no he was the one I killed and served in the burgers!
What!
Ha, Ha, did I say that out loud, Ritchie perhaps you could get some more frozen fries from the freezer
Sure is dark in here... sir, sir the freezer door has blew shut... I wonder if I'll ever get out of here... is that you Dave?

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
A is for Apple: A fruit with all bumpy edges and seeds
Yuk! Seeds!
Oh my god! you'll turn into a bird now!
B is for Ball: Round bouncy thing
Bounce! Bounce!
Oh dear... it was only a matter of time before she went mad
C is for Cat: Furry thing with legs
Ahhhh! My hat started to walk
That’s not a hat it's a walking cushion!

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
D is for Door: Rectangle shape piece of wood with metal bit
Door Re Me Fa So De La
You should record this song and put it on the thing that plays the music stuff
E for Egg: Pink round thing with yellow and white stuff inside
What came first the chicken or the egg?
I don't know
F is for Fish: Slippery thing that swims
Sevens, go fish
I don't have a fishing rod

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
G is Giant: Something very big
My boyfriend said to me when he comes to bed with me his pet turns giant!
Pets should not be allowed in bedrooms
H is for Hose: A thing that squirts water
Firemen have huge hoses
I know
I is for Ice: Cold stuff that is shiny
I had to scrape ice of my car today
Did it hurt?

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
J is for Jab: To hit something or someone
This woman said you deserve a jab, so I said give me one and she ht me!
Some people are just pigs
K is for King: Guy that wears a crown
Did you know a king gets to sit on special chair?
No, way!
L is for Light: Bright yellow shine
Let there be light
Just turn on the switch silly

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
M is for Mother: Cleaner, Chef and Taxi service woman
She did my washing all wrong!
Yeah and then she tells you to do it yourself
N is for Notepad: A book where you write stuff in
My poem: I wrote a note on my notepad
I like it!
O is for Onion: They make you cry
I hate onions, how do you spell it
U-N-Y-I-N easy to spell!

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
Q is for Quill: Old feather dipped in ink
I went to write with a feather it didn't work
I tried to write with some ink dipped in feathers it worked a little
R is for Rainbow: Seven colours WOW!
I like rainbows
I don't like rain
S is for Snake: A thing that slides on ground with tongue
This guy offered to show me his trouser snake, but I didn't like snakes
Snakes ... Icky!

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
T is for teeth: The white things in your mouth
Brush your teeth twice a day
Why don't you smile?
U is for Universe: Things in sky with stars and stuff
Stars are nice to look at so I went to a Plantrum
I always wanted to go there!
V is for Violin: Wooden music maker
I can play an instrument
I can't

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
W is for What: When you didn't hear or know something
What?
What?
X is for Xylophone: Wooden block that you hit with wooden stick
My dad used to play a wooden block
But I tired in woodwork class and it and didn't work... your Dad must be special
Y is for Yacht: Floats on water
I was invited to go on a yacht once
I'd hate to go on one I get air sick

 

by FrixFrax
12-01-03
Z is for Zoo: It has animals in cages
I like animals
I don't like cages, too cramped
25 letters of the alphabet
26!
P is for Pork: a type of meat
True, but when your as dumb as FrixFrax and leave out the letter P!
Yeah FrixFrax is so dumb!

 

by FrixFrax
12-04-03
I lost!
Don't you see, I waited till you used your Depon Domino
So if I had used my Charistic Star I would have won
No beacause Marmont has spit dot fire
Did you understand that? Your kids could be watching that right now... save them before it's too late
Tiron we meet again, I may have lost last time but this time Gargavol has Rik Attack
Oh but you forget I have a Demont that cuts Rik Attack by half

 

by FrixFrax
12-09-03
I wish the phone would ring
*ring ring*
Oh great the phone someone is finally phoning me, oh what a great day this is!
Sorry, wrong number!
OK then...

 

by FrixFrax
12-09-03
Would you like to go out sometime?
I'm washing my hair tomorrow
I said sometime...
Yes, well, I'm washing my hair everyday till the year 5000
Oh...
Sorry!

 

by FrixFrax
12-09-03
Hey Frix, have you got a condom?
Yeah I do!
Great! Could I borrow it, I'm meeting my boyfriend in an hour
I guess...
Oh thanks Frix, I'll give you it back I promise
Yeah...

 

by FrixFrax
12-09-03
I'm not coming to your place again, see you dick head, gay boy!
Goodbye!
Hey Frix, I hear you have that new broadband connection, mind if I use your computer to check something?
I thought you weren't coming back!
I was only mucking about, you're my best friend, really, but I can only stay five minutes then I have to go!
I see...

 

by FrixFrax
12-09-03
Duh I'm FrixFrax's friend and very sarcastic and brainy!
Hey, I love singing!
I'm too drunk, fuck you all!
I'm not gay, I had sex with her last night!
Hi, I'm just here to annoy Frix
I complain about everything, anything that is wrong I complain about, I don't get much time to talk to Frix I'm always with my girlfriend!

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
I love you snowman!
Excuse me!
Snowman, you can talk?
Of course not you ol' crazy cracker ass kid!
Big Daddy!
Can't you see what’s wrong with this snowman?

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
No
This snowman is racist towards the black community!
How?
This snowman is white!
You don't get black snow!
Yeah, kid you may have a point there

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
Aha! This snowman is wearing a black hat, meaning the white people are wearing the black people as new hats!
WOW Big Daddy, you sure taught me a lot
Damn right kid!
Listen up, muther fuckers, next time some white snowman is giving you trouble kick his snowy white ass!

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
Hello Jamal, I am Big Daddy, I bet you get picked on at school because your black!
My name is Kevin
Can't you see some crazy ol' cracker white ass person has made him take a white name!
No, I've always been called Kevin!
So Big Daddy says keep you name, word!
Has it ever occurred that your being racist to white people?

 

by FrixFrax
12-10-03
Hello Shinqua, I bet you get called names like, you old firz fraz, window, doughnut muncher
No, I can't say I ever have
But your not a doughnut muncher, your a beautiful woman, you see folks this is what I'm talkin' bout' a poor black woman, forced to live in shame because of her skin colour
I don't live in shame, I have loads of friends
Big Daddy says Folks none of us are really Doughnut Munchers!
Your crazy, I have to go to work now!

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