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The Sexy Microphone Joke by FrixFrax 7-20-03
I can't wait Why?	The singer Fiona Abelson is singing tonight Why is that good?	She's great at oral

 

There is Something That Has Been Bothering Me... by FrixFrax 7-20-03
Dave had done something bad, and the voice in his head was really bugging him... I can't believe I did that... Everyones slept with a patient Dave, it's natrual	...The voice told him what he wanted to hear... It wasn't right! It's OK Dave	But there was another voice and it said... Dave you're a vet!

 

There is Something That Has Been Bothering Me... 2 by FrixFrax 7-21-03
Dave is back form the Doctors, there's that voice again... I have rabies, me? It's all right Dave, how did you know the animals were infected?	...The voice comforts Dave... I'll lose my job as a vet for this No you wont you are the best there Dave	...But there is always that other voice... Dave you pot smoking ass hole, who sleeps with animals and you're over weight!

 

The guys who thought they were girls by FrixFrax 7-21-03
"You have just accessed Lesbian chat ¡Ï¢¾¡Ï Someone call Animal rights I have no food What are you wearing baby :)	Nothing I'm completely naked ;) I want lick your... ;)	Damn this bitch is hot Cheep Cheep that was funny!

 

I am Deaf by FrixFrax 7-21-03
I am deaf		What happened?

 

M8s- The one where they get introduced by FrixFrax 7-24-03
Chad.............................. Mikey	Ash.............................. Kay	Shane.............................. Ronold

 

M8s- The one with the Training Video by FrixFrax 7-24-03
I remember this, this is when I did a training video, that's where me and Ash met	Ash, don't you see how many dangers there are in the work place Yes, there are lots of sharp objects you should be careful or you might die	Yeah and big companies like this don't want you to sue there ass!

 

M8s- The one by the sea by FrixFrax 7-24-03
OWWWWWWWW...... I have crab in my pants I could put down my hand and get it	Forget it, I'll live with the pain Well go behind that rock	I've got it now... what ahhhhhhh! Oops did I fail to mention there was a Volleyball game on!

 

M8s- The one with the peace protest by FrixFrax 7-24-03
Have you come help protest Chad? Yes just let me get a carboard sign	Ronold just asked you to help if with his peace protest He did, I have the perfect one for him	Peace on earth! Ronold get a life!

 

M8s-The one with the computer by FrixFrax 7-26-03
Mikey, you said we were going for coffee	Hang on Kay, I'm nearly on the last level I think I heard the door...	Hey Ash, Mikey and I where supposed to go out for coffee but he's stuck in playing that game Skeleton Dungeon four WOW!!!! Skeleton Dungeon four, I'm there

 

M8s-The one with the blow up doll by FrixFrax 7-26-03
Whats up Kay? Oh Mikey and I had a fight and he threw me out onto the streets	What was the fight about? I thew out his blow up doll!	Damn woman, you can't do that to a man I can't? he'll forgive me soon... I hope...

 

M8s- The one with sex and no talking by FrixFrax 8-08-03
Hey Kay, I'm just back from work and I am feeling HOT! This is exactly what I'm talking about we never talk anymore	Well talk... .................................	................................. Fine you win sex it is!

 

M8s- The one thats pathetic by FrixFrax 8-10-03
Hi there may I take your order, oh hey Shane You are pathetic and I'm talking guy at fair dressed as a cuddly bear pathetic	Hey I have to make a living don't I, and for the moment this is my job! Yeah but at a fast food place, I mean that is pathetic, your are the most pathetic person I know	Right that does it, you shut the hell up about my place of work, at least I'm not living on hand outs from Daddy, because that’s what I call pathetic! Hey I just want some fries...

 

M8s- The one with Chad's Dad by FrixFrax 8-16-03
I have to warn you my Dad is a little bit strange he's not reall... oh my gosh here he comes Don't worry	Yo what up bitch! Did he just call me a bitch?	Yo chad nice digs you got here just back from da west side and let me tell you there are some fine bitches and at only 50 a pop where can you go wrong? Dad could you not say that, we're not in da west side this is my house and you just insulted my friend so kindly leave!

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (1) by FrixFrax 8-20-03
As your boss I thought I should say I am firing everyone except you and replacing them Oh dear...	One week later Greeting my hu-man work-mate, my name is Zasoonmjicahe Well Za... um... I'm trying to work so please leave me alone!	In the staff room So then I said you can take your C: Drive and shove it where the sun doesn't shine, on planet Jackamolis! Ha ha you seem to have got a grasp of this hu-man humor

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (2) by FrixFrax 8-20-03
Hey New! You realise I was created just to cover a writers mistake and this will be my only appearance in the series, not that am needed now you can edit comics	Staff Room Hu-mans are so strange... I know... what is this process they call going to the toilet?	Main Office I like to work, work is great work!, work!, work!. work!, work!, work! Yananamcoorosanesh could please not sing this report has to be in soon

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (3) by FrixFrax 8-20-03
Well it's time for office news, sadly I fired New. But now for the worker of the week! Please, please, please, please...	And the winner is Natorigamoi! WOW Natorigamoi did good... I feel what you hu-mans call happy	Yes, here have a shiny penny WOW... it's really really shiny

 

Help! I don't know how to pronounce those wacky Alien names by FrixFrax 8-20-03
If you can't say those funny alien names heres how Zasoonmjicahe "SAY" Zazoon-mi-ji-caa-he Jackamolis "SAY" Jack-a-mall-iss	Yananamcoorosanesh "SAY" Ya-na-m-coor-ro-sa-ne-shh Natorigamoi "SAY" Na-two-rig-a-mo-i	There will be more updates as we learn new words until then happy reading, now a mini comic! I have no food Someone call animal rights!

 

The Monthly Ganja August 2003 by FrixFrax 8-21-03
In one, two, tree action! Welcome to the monthly Ganja August 2003 I'm a plain guy, but sometimes I get the urge to pull out the pipe and smoke a phat one	Sadly a lot less people have been smoking da ganj lately, so we have this campaign The government is wrong it doesn’t harm your health, at this point I should say that I am high and say that I'm lying and smoking ganj may cause severe paranoia	Now for: 'that’s so next month' where I say what will be happening in the next month, there will be an increase in rubber duck sales, and I will be appearing in court for yet another divorce! Really another one...? Well that’s all for this months Ganja but until next time FLY HIGH!

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (4) by FrixFrax 8-23-03
Hey Grantonet, I'm going to the bar with some friends, wanna come? Me mix with other hu-mans, in a process called socialising, Grantonet excepts	After some time "Soicallising" Hey man I think you've had enough! I'll tell you when I've had enough!	I don't think this is supposed happen

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (5) by FrixFrax 8-23-03
It was hard at first Frakatook but then I got it Look, it's Rezam ugly	God, Rezam why are you so ugly, did someone drop your Diapala pod at birth I'm ugly?	You don't even know your ugly god Rezam your stupid and ugly, go away Rezam OK then...

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! by FrixFrax 8-23-03
Well you see Frakatook called me ugly and... Rezam, your all ugly to me so I really couln't care what Frakatook called you	So your saying I am ugly? Yes	Well thanks anyway Bye Rezam

 

Help! I don't know how to say those wacky Alien names 2 by FrixFrax 8-23-03
More names to learn! Grantonet "SAY" Grant-to-net Frakatook "SAY" Frak-a-took	Rezam "SAY" Re-zam Diapala "SAY" Die-ap-a-la	A mini-comic this one is not a repeat from a previous Kill! Don't kill me I'm 100% recycled steel

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (6) by FrixFrax 8-25-03
Rezam where are you going? Leaving I'm sick of being ugly Rezam! so I'm leaving the office and getting plastic surgery	OK No don't try and stop me... I have to do it	Rezam there is no way your going to leave... Rezam?

 

Rezam is STILL ugly! Part One by FrixFrax 8-25-03
Thanks Dr. Mad for agreeing to do the plastic surgery It was my pleasure... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha	So what now...? Now step inside the machine!	Owwww whats happening Oh my god I-I-I'm hu-man

 

Rezam is STILL ugly Part 2 by FrixFrax 8-25-03
I guess I have to get a hu-man job and a hu-man place to stay	Yeah *munch* it's only fifty for rent a week and it's all in fully working order I guess I'll take it... what’s rent?	Rent is the money *munch* you pay to carry on living in this place each week, that doesn't include your bills that’s your business I'm sure I'll get a hang of it...

 

The Monthly Ganja September 2003 by FrixFrax 9-01-03
Welcome to The Monthly Ganja September 2003! Oh wow man I'm really tripping you look like a poor old Jamaican lady! I am his wife he's been sent to prison for month! So I have the rights to his part in The Ganja	Well I think that... ...Ganja is a terrible thing if you want to be a stone head all your life take cannabis, go on; then I'll have you busted to da cops	Whats with the rags? This is what happens when you marry a husband who smokes ganja, anyway monthly stuff... Rainbows will appear during the month, OK bye!

 

Rezam is STILL ugly PART 3 by FrixFrax 9-17-03
Well I need a job! Right I see, and what did you say your name was	It's ummm... Re ummm... Rico Well Rico I do need your help as long as you don't mind working with people who are short with green skin conditions	No... Great then... I'll introduce you

 

Help! Aliens Have Invaded My Office! (7) by FrixFrax 9-17-03
Everyone this is Rico he'll be working here! Hello!	Hi there... Oh god please say your human! my name is	Hello! you look quite handsome Thanks!

 

Rezam is SITLL ugly PART 4 by FrixFrax 9-27-03
OK so this is your place well I have a little treat turn the light off OK...	OK its lucky I brung a condom *ha ha* Oh why are you... oh	Ummmmmm..... I don't no how to say this but where is you schlong My schlong? I'm sorry I think you should go!

 

Rezam is STILL Ugly PART 5 by FrixFrax 9-27-03
Dr. Mad when I agreed to you plant you said there was no way it could fail! Well what is wrong?	I need a schlong A schlong oh you mean a penis!	A penis? Ummmmm... what do they teach you on your planet step this way its time ti get you manhood!

 

Rezam is STILL ugly PART 6 by FrixFrax 9-27-03
Well... I don't really feel different Hmmmm... I have box of porn in my room I think that will help	Porn? Never mind... your going to have to learn the names Pecker, Prick, One Eyed Monster, Dick, Cum Factory, Wallaper, German Sausage....	Cya! Nonkle, Beast, Bad Boy, Him, The little guy, Clacker, Sex Machine and I like to call mines Fishy!

 

Rezam is STILL ugly PART 7 by FrixFrax 9-27-03
Well this sure is fun!	Oh! I got your bishop	You know what I give, you when I said I have good game for us to play in the bedroom, this wasn't what I meant!

 

What Did I Do Last Night? by FrixFrax 9-27-03
Oh god what did I do last night? I could say anything and you wouldn't know like I slept with you last night and we had sex!	We didn't did we? No	Oh hello sonny, I couldn't ride a horse when I was girl but last night I rode you real good Oh god

 

Chesster the talking chessboard adventures by FrixFrax 9-30-03
Greetings! K?	I come in peace... K?	Me from hell want to be friends K?

 

At home with Chesstor UNCUT preview by FrixFrax 9-30-03
Coming soon... Chesstor UNCUT see what happens when he's not in comics see the laughs That was very funny!	It's UNCUT all new! It's fucking cold get me a coat	Drunken moments you won't see anywhere ELSE coming to STRIPCREATOR SOON... What a good looking TV, I'm going to marry you! c-c-cause your the best.... Who had to feed on the beetles she found in the greenhouse

 

The Monthly Ganja October 2003 by FrixFrax 10-01-03
In, one, two ,tree, welcome to The Monthly Ganja October 2003, after being inside it's changed me Your gay?	No, I decided to open a hair salon and will be leaving the monthly No you can't!	This is goodbye my friend! I don't know how I'll cope... sp this month oh I don't even care anymore see you next month maybe...

 

Scatterbrains IN Tuna PART 1 by FrixFrax 10-01-03
Scatterbrains isn't filmed before a live sudio audience Welcome home honey I made you some tuna casserole, EAT IT! But honey I think I am allergic *gulp*	Oh my god I've killed him! *thud*	Kevin oh my god, Mummy has to get the shovel Mum Dad is still alive!

 

Scatterbrains IN Tuna PART 2 by FrixFrax 10-01-03
Victor! I've killed your dad! Can I perform an autopsy on him?	Harry! I'm OK I just blacked out!	Remember Scatterbrains is not filmed before a live studio audience Fantastic now that that’s over have some tuna casserole! *gulp*.................... *thud*

 

Scatterbrains IN Magic Paper Bag PART 1 by FrixFrax 10-01-03
Beat it small fry, Minerva is coming round I'm gonna get some action Mum says you have to play with me!	I tell you what if you leave now... I'll give you my magic paper bag in the shed There is no such thing!	No, really and it will give you one wish Really cool!

 

Scatterbrains IN Magic Paper Bag PART 3 by FrixFrax 10-01-03
Oh I just don't know I only get one wish!	I sure wish I knew what to wish for!	Oh no! I'm the bee of the paper bag just wish for more wishes!

 

Scatterbrains IN The Big Bully PART 1 by FrixFrax 10-03-03
Just you wait till my brother comes to kick your ass! Let me out!	Your not allowed in here! Please Victor *sob* this boy keeps picking on me he locks me in the cupboard *sob* beats me up	No one does that to my bro, point him out and I'll sort him out! Right now!

 

Scatterbrains IN The Big Bully PART 2 by FrixFrax 10-03-03
Thats him! Oh no I can't beat him up	Please do not hurt me...	Don't think you've won! I can do whatever I like and there is nothing you can do about I want to see blood... I want you dead... cya at school tomorrow!

 

Scatterbrains IN The Big Bully PART 3 by FrixFrax 10-03-03
Mommy, I have problems at school with a bully Well let me tell you story	OK Well your was about to have sex with someone when your father walked in whipped out his dong and scared that guy away!	Mom that never happened that was a porno! I think I'll speak to Dad No! my secret shame!

 

Scatterbrains IN The Big Bully PART 4 by FrixFrax 10-03-03
Dad I have problems Well we still have cream left over from last time	No, not that kind... with a bully Oh I see... well son once Scooby Doo and the gang couldn’t solve the mystery of the vampire bat and they did in the end	How does that help? It doesn't but I love that episode!

 

Scatterbrains IN The Big Bully PART 5 by FrixFrax 10-03-03
I'm sorry Kevin about the bully thing It's OK Freddy will get it!	Did you say Freddy his Mom just called he died He's dead?	You know I love death and all that, but death! Oh who cares as soon as he gets buried I'm going to dance on his grave!

 

The Sex Files- Live Sex Lines by FrixFrax 10-08-03
I think I'll phone one of those live sex places Hi welcome to live sex hotline this call will cost you a lot, so hi big boy!	What are you doing right now, baby? Touching my tits and rubbing them	Oh yes I'm cumming, yes! Oh yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, thanks for calling big boy!

 

The Sex Files- Animal Sex by FrixFrax 10-09-03
I think I will have sex with my dog	Here I come!	Well it was like this officer I was going to masturbate and the dog reversed into me Right, sure, we're taking you down town

 

The Sex Files- Sex in a costume by FrixFrax 10-10-03
I think I will have sex in a costume tonight, I'll call Laya!	This is no good! Whats wrong	I can't get the damn suit off, oh no my erection! Houston we have a problem!

 

The Sex Files- Sex For Three by FrixFrax 10-11-03
Today I will have threesome with Laya and one of her sexy friends Oh sorry, I can't tonight but I will send one of my friends you fucking slut	Hmmmmm.... I bet this bitch is hot	Drop that underwear or I'll kill ya! I wonder if this means Laya thinks I'm bisexual

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