All comics by GadaffiDuck

 

Commedia Dell'Arte Farty by GadaffiDuck 9-24-12
25th September is finally here...Madam Banjo's main personalities are getting in a bit of a tixx Arrghghgg...Not the Jim Davidson joke book! but you said evil and sick...	Last minute preparation is always a time of panic - and causing panic is usually MBB's game... Oh no - the bloody banjo	Regardless- we all wish you the best of luck Michael! Break a leg - or skin a victim! From all your friends! Best of luck Madam Banjo! has he gone yet (the silent majority)

 

Madam Banjo: Infamy...Infamy... by GadaffiDuck 9-26-12
Fie and Woe! We have created a monster...well, more of a monster. Fame and success has gone to MBB's head; not satisfied with us 'plebs' (topical!) any longer..La Banjo hunts more famous prey... 'ere, Harry Potter...a Wizard's Staff has a nob at the end! I'm Daniel Radcliffe..my legs, my legs..what have you done to my legs	Drunk with power, no one can stop the rampage. No one is safe from the material! NO ONE. God help us all... So, the wife says knock two rooms together, so I knocked down the ceiling..Anway, I do a great cockney accent! (Alistair McGowan - for 'tis he!) I have money, please stop...	Pehaps some good can come of combining MBB's talent for serial killing, comedy and celebrity stalking. Which famous person deserves to be Banjoed? Ah! John Terry! we're all the same underneath the skin, matey, and your's will do nicely for a dress! Boo Hoo! (Ed. trying to imagine JT saying Boo Hoo...)

 

Puta and the Pig by GadaffiDuck 9-26-12
Tiredness and mis-communication can be a bummer You twist my words! Grrrr I don't mean to. You twist mine Grrrrrr	Conflict resolution! You make me feel good then I hate you! This bedroom is dull...I have an idea!	Darkness.... Oh my! Oh yes!

 

Bitch Banjo: The Origin Issue by GadaffiDuck 8-08-13
And so Madam Banjo (Winner: World's Ropiest Tranny *20 years running*) has cornered Russ the Puppet in its lair Right...you're about the right size to be my ventriloquist doll Nooo...I have strings and am not worked that way	Let us not ponder what vile surgery La Banjo is performing on poor Russ... I think the hole needs to be a bit bigger...come here... Arghhhhhh	So, now you know the origins of the vile monstrosity that is Bitch Banjo. I shall call you Bitch Banjo...and never, ever let you go...2,3,4...fisting, fisting the night away...ah..humour... ...I can't feel my legs....Mummy? is that you?

 

Future Shocks

Markeo and Banjuliet...coming to a theatre near you soon... Ugh, chap (or whatever you are), you know what I said I'd do to you at the theatre if you turned up in drag My big entrance...

by GadaffiDuck, 9-12-13

 

Madam Banjo: Die et by GadaffiDuck 11-15-14
Nurse Banjo's Saturday night trawl of the towpath has been successful. A dinner date, if you will. To prolong the cruel and unusual punishment, Banjo launches into its vile act She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said fillet! hahahah...I slay me...or more likely you, matey don't look it in the eyes...oh gods...	Stopping to only pick up some marmite, meths, and a few human parts, Nurse Banjo takes her victim...er..guest...to the dinning room hahahahah...so I said it's been near an iron now...HA! I see you find my company charming and exotic... Please let me go...I have a wife...kids...a heart condition...	No pleading will help. Sent into a near catatonic state by endless youtube repeats of the Banjo act, the 'vic' is lured into situations that cannot be mentioned. The Banjo finally feeds...ugh... At least I'll have some company and nibbles for tomorrow Anything but another 'joke'

 

Madam Banjo: Die et by GadaffiDuck 11-15-14
Nurse Banjo's Saturday night trawl of the towpath has been successful. A dinner date, if you will. To prolong the cruel and unusual punishment, Banjo launches into its vile act She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said fillet! hahahah...I slay me...or more likely you, matey don't look it in the eyes...oh gods...	Stopping to only pick up some marmite, meths, and a few human parts, Nurse Banjo takes her victim...er..guest...to the dinning room hahahahah...so I said it's been near an iron now...HA! I see you find my company charming and exotic... Please let me go...I have a wife...kids...a heart condition...	No pleading will help. Sent into a near catatonic state by endless youtube repeats of the Banjo act, the 'vic' is lured into situations that cannot be mentioned. The Banjo finally feeds...ugh... At least I'll have some company and nibbles for tomorrow Anything but another 'joke'

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