Bitch Banjo: The Origin Issue

Author: GadaffiDuck

Date: August 8, 2013

by GadaffiDuck
8-08-13
And so Madam Banjo (Winner: World's Ropiest Tranny *20 years running*) has cornered Russ the Puppet in its lair
Right...you're about the right size to be my ventriloquist doll
Nooo...I have strings and am not worked that way
Let us not ponder what vile surgery La Banjo is performing on poor Russ...
I think the hole needs to be a bit bigger...come here...
Arghhhhhh
So, now you know the origins of the vile monstrosity that is Bitch Banjo.
I shall call you Bitch Banjo...and never, ever let you go...2,3,4...fisting, fisting the night away...ah..humour...
...I can't feel my legs....Mummy? is that you?