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by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers inc.
It's gettin hot, how much longer we got to go?
Be patient, its worth it.
Gamers inc.
Hells hot...
Oh, Just one thing. Put on these contacts while your inside ok?
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Why?
You'll see.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey, this is a pretty fancy place.
Yep, karoake starts in a few, take a breather.
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Whoah, what are you doing in hell?
Hahah, I just had to come over, ya kno?
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Put on the contacts Brian.
Huh, ok..

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So Big boy, wanna go uh uh ah ah?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Come back, I'm so lonely..
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In Hellcats everyone looks and sounds like who you want most, unles you keep those contacts on ok? Anyways, Karoakes starting.
If you weren't the all powerful, mighty, classy guy in the suit, I would shove both my boots up your ass..

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Its that time of the week again folks. KAROAKE!
Gamers Inc.
I as always, will start off, but we have fresh meat here in Hellcats today. I will welcome him with songs that were made by the devil (me) himself!
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One of the many I have made I will now sing, and its called "Lucky", sung topside by Britney Spears. It's about a girl who sold her soul to me.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
"And the world is spinning and she keeps on winning, but tell me, what happens with it stops."
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Heh, its about time again. I already got her soul and first born, what you guys think I should charge this time.
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Think man, get some ass! That way, you might even get legal rights to her SECOND born.
Oh my, what would I do without my audience! Why, if I ever retire its good to know I got lil devils to replace me.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Aww man, he put on the coat.
Fear not, the show is not over! As per Hellcat policy, newcomers perform for the night! Give it up to BRIAN
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BOO we want karoake!!
A funny thing happened to me on the way over here
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WE DONT TOMATO HERE BUDDY, WE BURN!!
AAAAAAAAH IT BURNS

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-14-03
Gamers Inc.
We have a special announcement to make!
Brian was not really hurt in the flames!
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Yeah, he got burned the fuck up instead!
That lil bitch needa know howa be funny!
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If you don't like us, we'll burn you too!
FIRE HAAH FIRE FIRE!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-17-03
Gamers Inc.
aww man it was like hell.. going on the trip with my cuzon
huh?.. o ya ur trip lol have fun?
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damnit man it was so gay its like on the cheezyest bus with the nastyest foods n the crapyest room its not a hotel its a motel my gosh
wow that bad eh?... o well i never been in that situation ive almost never went out of cerritos alone
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so..... get firearms yet?? :)
NO!!!!!!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-17-03
Gamers Inc.
man cmon let me download firearms its soo fun
o huh... well...no
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o cmon
no
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u kno u wana
no

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-17-03
Gamers Inc.
in the bathroom y?
ey brian where r u?
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HEY! i said no!
o nothing
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damn u pull me out for this i didnt even wipe my ass.. i coulda finished, wiped, and still had time to go through it again 3x
what the hell whats with the download 1 HOUR?!? mine took 8 minutes! ok never trust a german site again...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-21-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey dad can i have like 60 bucks for some cool game?
uhh.....no
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cmon this game is like the most awsome game ever like the graphics r so good that most people cant even play it with their crapy computers!!
umm only if u stop bothering me about it ok?
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o by the way dad i need like 2000-3000$ for a new computer
... tell ur mother im goin out again ok?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-21-03
Gamers Inc.
Ok!
can i sleep over at brians house?.......COOL!
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hehe yay hmmm thats weird... wait a sec y did my mom just let me go without an argument!
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PARTY!!
man theres "ALWAYS" a catch!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-21-03
Gamers Inc. Meanwhile...
I am surprised at the lack of manners and finesse you all showed our guest, and not to mention his first time, here at Hellcats.
Gamers Inc.
This is the first time ever in the history of this cafe that one of the first time guests was burned by the audience.
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Great Job, free drinks on me! Oh yea, the coat comes OFF!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-22-03
Gamers Inc.
FOR SURE!
A PERSONS IMAGINATION IS ALWAYS MOST ENTERTAINING!!!
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kinda hard to make a comic at 4 in the morning huh?
ya... damn u computer for rotting my brain into a mindless person with no creativity!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-22-03
Gamers Inc.
Hey Brian, what you doin.
Playing melee in Starcraft.
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Build more hatcheries, expand more, cmon Brian, MUTAS ONLY?? OMG.
YOU WANNA PLAY THIS??
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DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU I SAY!
See, THIS is how you play zerg.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-22-03
Gamers Inc.
SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!
OMG YOUR SO GAY!!
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NO STUPID ASS ITS THIS WAY!!
FREAKIN ITS THIS WAY!!
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yup! ...n by the way where are we?
You can always tell how much we're into it by how much we fight!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-24-03
Gamers Inc.
In this Proud Country of America, all races are equal, no matter their nationality either!
I'm a chinese immagrant from cuba, and they still treat me fairly!!
THE GOVERNMENT SAYS.....
Where people can beleive what they wish! Where people can be hippies and only be SLIGHTLy beaten!
Where I can gro my peach fuzz and not give a shit, where I can let my hair grow to my knees!
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS
Wheres the flag?
Aww shit, here comes the beating...OMG THEY HAVE SCISSORS

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-24-03
Gamers Inc.
ahhh watz up dock*
what in the hell.....
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youll never catch me
...well c about that.. (Grabs a stone)
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CRAck*! ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Chuck* LATeR!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-25-03
Gamers Inc.
Man, I'm really sorry about that, Bugs. He was just being Jon
Aah, I'm not bugs. I'm Efram the Retarded rabbit.
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...
What?
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Heh, ruined your child fantasy huh Brian?
Damned impersonators, too bad they all don't fly when you kick them like that

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-25-03
Gamers Inc.
In an earlier comic, I used Andy's character by accident to portray the hippie that was about to be beaten
Yep
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This was by all means a complete accident, I by no means meant andy any fictional harm
Spread the love bro
Brian realizes that it wasnt andy. and it made him....so... very.... ANNNGRY
BRIAN SMASH HIPPIE
Agh..I'd do the peace sign...if my fingers weren't broken....

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-27-03
you are in a dark cave and the walls are slimy with growing moss and the dim light only alows you to see so far..
im an archer named AKDAR!!
as you walk suddenly you see a dog that seems it is from hell.... he asks you to hunt out his own master and kill him...
o no you will not attack me will you?
i will not kill you unless you do not help me out
soon you are falling deeper and deeper into the bowels of EL DIABLO!
damn....

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-28-03
Adkar, you enter the door to the north. You see an elf, he is half naked with wings and a towel. The smell of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
An elf in a towel? Thats so gay. Feel the arrow that shall come from my bow, ELFAG!
Hey, how you know my name? Erg, uh, I mean, FOUL VILLAIN, I SHALL SEND YOU INTO THE BOWELS OF EL DIABLO!
Meanwhile, in the door fo the south. Galstaf, you come face to face with 7957 gay armored zombies. They crowd around you, squirming their maggot infested dicks at you
Prepare for an undead gang bang bizzzzzzznatch
Uuuh.... I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE!!!
No, I don't like you. Im saying that you never memorized your spells.
Heheh, your all ours sweet cheeks
Stupid motherfuc...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
8-28-03
Prepare to be raped Galstaf, you are screwed since you did not memorize your spells!
Oh yea, you think your sooooo smart DM, well guess what. In the last quest I found the scepter of divine annihialtion.
Oh no, not the sceptor of...whatever!
So, you dont know the new "magical" incantation that is required to use it.
YES I DO. THE WORDS ARE....
DAMN YOU DM FOR MAKING IT SO OBVIOUS
Grrrr DAMN ME
GALSTAF IS THE BIGGEST GRANDMOTHER FUCKER OUT THERE
Cant we talk about th.....AAAAAAAAGH

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-01-03
Gamers Inc.
ya its for a science project
hey man what u doing building a robot?
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ey man y is it so big?
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its kinda my theory the bigger the always better well except.. golf scores and brain tumors.... then except that ..ya..
lol... right..

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-14-03
Gamers Inc.
It has been awhile since any Gamers Inc comics have been made.
Yea, weve been gettin lazy as of late.
Gamers Inc.
To atone for our laziness, this will be the funniest comic you've ever seen.
observe the previously unobservable as we enter the mind of
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Kroleck, the DEMON OF THE WEST INDIES
Hi, I'm kroleck, I like walks on the beach and cute little kittens.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Um...kroleck, as a demon of the west indies, aren't walks on the beach and kittens too.....wussyess for you?
Never, how dare you insult mr tinkleberry!
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LOL, WTF KINDA GAY ASS NAME IS TINKLE BERRY
....
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Thats the last fucking time i let you ask questions jon
What, what did i say?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Alright, you got it?
I got this, relax
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So Kroleck, I heard from that guy in blue over there your a little wuss, any comments?
I'll get back to you
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If every bone in my body wasnt broken right now, i'd hurt you...
Heheh, hey at least this time he only went after ONE of us.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-14-03
Gamers Inc.
Kroleck, tell us some of your political views.
For one, the US wouldnt be where it is today without Bush
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ARE YOU A FREAKIN MORON
If you would let me finish, because without Bush we wouldn't see how mistaken we were to get rid of clinton
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WHAT?
Brian meet your new father.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-14-03
Gamers Inc.
WTF!!
ey your the creator of gamers inc you kno your comics SucK!! i hate you
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EY I DONT NEEDA TAKE NE TIPS FROM A FUCKING NERD LIKE YOU BITCH BETTER GET YOU ASS RUNNING AROUND THE BLOCK BEFORE!..
heres a tip try BEING MORE FUNNY!
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BEFORE MY FOOT GETS STUCK IN YOU ASS! FUCKING LOZER TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!?!?!! YOU FUCKER YOU FUCKING BITCH!! FUCK THIS IMA CUZZ ALL I WANT NOW!! FUCK YOU ALL!!
AHHH!!

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-28-03
gamers inc.
Did u kno some people went around and actually asked people and got statistics for the top fears of average people today.
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well it had for the number one fear was public speaking! and then death.
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so somebody rather than speaking in front of a class go outside n jump off a cliff

 

by Gamerz_lnc
9-28-03
Gamers Inc.
OMG BRIAN WHAT HAPPENED!
.....jump....cliff...fall hurt...
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YOU MORON! FIGURE OF SPEECH! WTF WERE YOU GONNA SPEAK FOR ANYWAY
korean....oral...for 20....min...half our grade..next period...
Gamers Inc. *Jon Run!*
AWW FUCKIN....
*jon shi......dweh seh yo!*

 

by Gamerz_lnc
3-11-04
Haven't been on this in forever! Well let's see what I can cook up.
Whoah, Jon, you realize a comic hasnt been made for gamers inc in like, 6 months?
Yep
What if Our entire group of fans have deserted us for other non badass and surely not as cool comics!?!
Newsflash yo.
yea, screw all yall too.
Eh?
We never had any fans.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
3-11-04
Dont you hate when this happens.
Hmm, webpage advertisements....blah
*pop up* Want to win a million dollars? Donate 100$ to the This-could-be-you charity and win a free raffle ticket!
*closes window*
NO!!! SPAMMINATION
*pop up* Click here to win 100$ *pop up* click-*pop up* *po-*pop up*
Why the hell is my charcter so damn pathetic?
SURELY THE INTERNET SHALL KILL US ALLLLL
Downloading virus to cause all electronics to shutdown and explode.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
3-14-04
Meeting the girl of your dreams..15$
the fug?
Heeeeey sexy
your friend getting a camera for the moment.....34$
Talkin to me?
Hahah, yep senior hotness
Taking the picture of your friend who you got drunk and put him in the gay bar....priceless
*buuuurp* wanna...wanan...go...erp...to my place...
Eheheheh...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
4-10-04
Mc. Donalds tries to be in touch with the community with their new logo, while ditching their previous "We love to see you smile",
You know kids Mc. Donalds is a manipulative company that only wants your money.
Just what i was thinking Bob, trying to show that the company has real interests in comunity by creating commercials with African American people with payed rappers.
to a more "hip" term "im lovin' it". Noting that trying to say they are in touch with our culture by not spelling out lovin' or the lack of capitalizations.
im lovin' it
Wow! an african american in a street saying their "lovin' it". Im watching this and really felt a connection with Mc. Donalds and i sure want to buy a Big Mac now because that person is just like me.
I did some research and look what i found... tisk tisk Mc. Donalds now everyone knows.
Another commercial caught my eye this time it NOW MADE WITH ALL WHITE MEAT? Now I'm thinking I wonder what these chicken mc. nuggets where made of before.
Hey the Pepto is on the table and don't worry Jim its suppost to be brown anyways.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
4-11-04
I cannot believe girls will not just shut up. UNTILL YOUR FAMILY STARVES TO DEATH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Well today I will be talking about why girls need to just shut the fuck up.
Today on Discussions With Bob: Why girls need to shut up.
First of all I am not sexist I just hate bitches that don't know how to just shut up. I wanted to walk over there and give her a beating.
First of all drama queens are on the top of the list. Just the other day I'm sitting peacefully while some dumb bitch won't shut up.
OMG!~ im so sad today was suppost to be special and "he" forgot, i woke up all eirly and....bitch, bitch, bitch..
Another type of girl that won't just shut up are the one's that think their gangster? aka. "the shit?". I say they act that way because of lack of disipline which we shall be discussing next time.
Well anyways this stupid bitch, that has what looks like paint for eyebrows, couldnt shut up. Talking about what? What they were going to do after school? try planning for college.
*This is the rest of the story* This girl was talking untill she was slaped in the face to shut up by the teacher. Wow, that is one teacher that has gained my respect kudos to you.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
4-14-04
These r steps on how to make a punk song good. First rule is to never be happy or cheerful always be sad or angery. Second you must always have words like hate, sorrow darkness and etc in your song.
Hi, I am Bob and today i will give you steps on how to make your own punk song.
Today on Discusions with bob, How to make a punk song.
The third rule to make you song really great is the lack or proper grammar. Then also you can't have full complete sentences. For Example see bellow.
Not using proper grammar or full sentence structure is a very important thing in punk music. Formulating the first words of a song see Jim.
help heart broking.. HEART BROKING BBROKING!!!
The fourth rule is that the last word must be pritty random. Then the finishing touch, the title, must be Completely Random and cannot have any relation with the words of the song. There you have it.
After the last two touches our song is complete.
Arabian nights: Heart Broking HEART BROKING!! BROOKING!! BROOKING!! darkness...

 

by Gamerz_lnc
5-03-04
Gamers Inc.
Oh, hey. I was just watching this thing with some guy named Bob about how to make good punk music.
Interesting. So, did watching this do any good while trying to study for the AP European test?
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Yep, it was....the test?
Hello! AP Test, friday, 4th period?
This friday is gonna suuuuck
RUN FOR THE HILLS! THE TEST SHALL SURELY CONSUME US ALL!
hmm...Bobs discussion eh? shoulda asked him for the channel.

 

by Gamerz_lnc
5-05-04
Gamers Inc
yessirnothinglikestudyingforthe apeuopeanexam whiledrinkingcoffeeto stayawakeanddonutsmmmm eatingdonuts tooandlotsandlotsofcoffee
Anyone have any names for this person?
hey you know something
nowhatdoiknowijust knowcoffee helpsyoustudymmm coffeeanddonuts
God I am so dead.
you should stop drinking coffee once your feet start drilling holes into the floor
thenwhatwillgowithmy coffee wheniam studyingand eating donuts?

 

by Gamerz_lnc
4-01-05
Gamers Inc.
Jesus... what is the meaning of life?
Timmy.. it is not uncommon for men to sometimes lactate involentarily under conditions of extreme stress
:)
Go forth my child and spread my word.
wait what?

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