Gamers Inc. Corrupt DM

Author: Gamerz_lnc

Date: August 28, 2003

by Gamerz_lnc
8-28-03
Adkar, you enter the door to the north. You see an elf, he is half naked with wings and a towel. The smell of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
An elf in a towel? Thats so gay. Feel the arrow that shall come from my bow, ELFAG!
Hey, how you know my name? Erg, uh, I mean, FOUL VILLAIN, I SHALL SEND YOU INTO THE BOWELS OF EL DIABLO!
Meanwhile, in the door fo the south. Galstaf, you come face to face with 7957 gay armored zombies. They crowd around you, squirming their maggot infested dicks at you
Prepare for an undead gang bang bizzzzzzznatch
Uuuh.... I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE!!!
No, I don't like you. Im saying that you never memorized your spells.
Heheh, your all ours sweet cheeks
Stupid motherfuc...