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TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL by Goshi 10-17-03
Can I touch you? No.	THEN FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD!	I told you to stop doing that. Sorry.

 

TOUCHED BY A DEMON by Goshi 10-17-03
Can I touch you? No.	THEN FEEL THE WRATH OF SATAN!	Damnit, I told you to stop doing that. Sorry.

 

TEH YANKEES WIN TEH SUPERBOWEL!!111 by Goshi 10-17-03
OMG I AM PEDRO MARTINEZ WHO CONTINUOUSLY WINS GAMES BY HITTING PLAYERS WHO ARE TOO GOOD! CURSE YOU! I ROGER CLEMENS AM UNABLE TO DEFEAT THE EVIL RED SOX!!!	MWHAHAHA WE CONTINUE TO GET RUNS BECAUSE OF ALL THE STEROIDS WE TAKE! ITS TIME TO COWBOY UP!! I JASON GIAMBI WILL FINALLY STOP SUCKING AND GET HOMERUNS IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE! NOW MARIANO RIVERA WILL FINISH YOU EVIL FIENDS!!!	REAL MEN OBSESS OVER SPORTS AND DRINK BUD LIGHT® CURSE YOU NEW YORK YANKEES WE WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!! WE ARE STILL THE BETTER TEAM EVEN IF WE HAVEN'T WON SINCE 1918 AND YOU WIN LIKE EVERY YEAR! YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE HEART! NOW TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

 

Stripcreator=teh eew by Goshi 10-20-03
The beginning of an elaborate comic with much humor that symbolizes the problems of society and how we can prevent them.	Almost done.. OH SHIT THE PAGE RELOADED..FUCK YOU STRIP CREATOR...I guess I am going to have to do a retarded comic in all uppercase letters that makes fun of conservatives instead.	Meanwhile at Stripcreator HQ in Brad's parent's basement: Guess what I'm doing with my hands. *The overamount of pr0n on Brad's computer is making strip creator buggy*

 

GRAAL!!! by Goshi 10-22-03
N00B!!11 I WILL KILL IT FOR IT IS DEFENSELESS AND WILL MAKE MY KILL COUNT GO UP AND MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I ACCUALLY HAVE TALENT!! can u tell me where 2 get teh lv 2 sword?	TEH ULTIMATE SPAR TOURNEY FINAL ROUND!!! Hahaha I won OMG SHE CHEATED!11 THAT WAS BULLSHIT!!1 YOU SUCK AT GCING!	Meanwhile at the house of Unixmad in France: Stephan Korr is my bitch, and so I own Graal and all 8 people who still play it after I started charging for my shitty new server. *kiddy pr0n*

 

I stole this comic from Nevin by Goshi 10-22-03
I have sex with squirrels because my online comic series is relevant in todays culture. ...	Woah OMG SPECIAL EFFECTS	Note: In case you can't tell from the shittiness the comic was not accually stolen from Nevin. Now let us commit sodomy. Yay

 

THE TRUTH by Goshi 10-25-03
I am a average teenager who knows nothing except what is spoon fed to me by the media in order to live a shallow and meaningless yet loyal life. Well Billy, since everyone knows how cool and sexy smoking is, I am going to teach you about America!	You see, don't listen to the liberal communists who tell you that Negros and other minorities are people. They are accually nothing more than animals that should be caged up.	I'm gonna go wack it to porn. Bye. Fuck you Billy

 

THE NAZI ADVENTURE by Goshi 10-29-03
I really have no idea and am just making an offensive comic to take up room. ùúÔÕçóñìô YOU STUPID JEW!	øúàñöèë STOP SPEAKING YOUR JEW LANGUAGE YOU BIG NOSED KIKE!!1	BUT HE WAS REALLY TOO POOR TO BE A JEW AND SO WAS ACCUALLY A KANGEROO

 

Election 2004 by Goshi 10-29-03
VOTE BUSH NO VOTE DEAN	VOTE BUSH NO VOTE DEAN	VOTE BUSH NO VOTE DEAN

 

TEH MATRIX REVOLUTIONS!!!1 by Goshi 11-05-03
OMG MR ANDERSON!!111 OMG IT'S MR SMITH YOU ARE MULTIPLYING OUT OF CONTROL SO I KILL YOU WITH TEH BULLET TIME CAUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING IN TEH MATRIX!!1	ORACLE I NEED YOUR HELP...wtf why do you look different? FOOL IF YOU PLAYED TEH OFFICAL VIDEO GAME WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY THE WAKOZSKI BROTHERS YOU WOULD KNOW MY "SHELL" HAS BEEN DIED AND SO I NOW H A NEW BODY AND NO THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYED ME DIDN'T DIE!!1	OMG TEH FINAL BATTLE AGAINST TEH MACHINES WHERE I CAN SAVE THE REAL WORLD SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THEIR STUPID RAVES!!11 *Philisophical Bullshit that makes teenagers thing this movie enlightens them*

 

Another idea stolen from Nevin by Goshi 11-06-03
I AM THE MAGIC ARM! I CAN GRANT YOU ONE WISH! Wow! Anything I want?	YES, ANYTHING. Hmm...	LETS PRETEND YOU CAN'T SEE THE CROTCH AREA. *FWAP FWAP*

 

The Brilliant People of the IMDB George W. Bush Board by Goshi 11-06-03
Justthefacts and Patrick_McKnight Liberals are fools who can't see our brilliant George W. Bush is doing a great job with our country. The war with Iraq is necessary, the life of a Muslim is worth less then that of an embryo. The war in Iraq is because George W. Bush is connected to oil companies. Americans are greedy pigs who are of course inferior to us Canadians.	Tyrant_Child and Huckleberrys_Girl As an idependent I really just critisize every other dumbass on the board without any bias. Compared to the others I'm a genius. REPUBLICANS ARE STUPID! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALL EDUCATED PEOPLE ARE DEMOCRATS. DID I MENTION I BRING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING NEW TO THE CONVERATIONS?	sebdan and Esyoda I USED TO BE A GOD HATING COMUNIST LIBEREL UNTIL ANN COULTER ENLIHTENED ME ON TEH TRUTH. THANKS TO LIBERALS JUDEO-CHRISTIANS ARE BEING OPRESSED BUT EVIL MUSLIMS ARE OKAY TO TEH LIBERAL MEDIA!!1

 

USKHAF I MADE A MISTAKE IN MY LAST COMIC by Goshi 11-06-03
IN MY LAST COMIC I FORGOT TO WRITE SOMETHING IN FOR SEBDAN SORRY	OMG LOOK THE CORRECTION! SO HERE IT IS: American doesn't need any change, why would we need to move foward? I mean we could end up like those evil communists in China..oh wait, the cold war ended? Or is that just a liberal lie?	BIZARRO I HATE THE BIZARROS!

 

HAHHA MY HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM ACCUALLY WON A GAME!!11 by Goshi 11-09-03
NOTE: I HAD TO USE A BLACK CHARACTER, BUT THE REAL TEAM IS MADE UP OF JEWISH WHITE BOYS Kennedy Cougar: WOW THIS IS SURE A TOUGH TEAM TO BEAT! The Cyclones, the only team in the world sucky enough to lose to the Kennedy Cougars: SHIT WE CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL IF OUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!	OMG TEH COUGARS WON BUT LUCKILY THE BAND GOT TO LEAVE SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO SEE THE CROWDS OF CHEERING PEOPLE. DID I MENTION IT WAS REALLY FUCKING COLD? Random Person1: OMG YAY WE ACCUALLY WON A GAME!!! THAT MEANS INSTEAD OF BEING NOTORIOUSLY BAD WE ARE JUST REALLY BAD! Random Person 2: LETS HAVE UNPROTECTED SEXS TO CELEBRATE!	Mepham Butt Pirate (Nothing to do with me even though I use the same character): FUCK NOT ONLY ARE WE KNOWN FOR RAPING TEAMMATES WITH BROOMS BUT THE DISTRICTS OTHER TEAM ACCUALLY WON A GAME SO WHAT, THE DISTRICT JUST HAS ANOTHER REASON TO CUT OFF YOUR TEAMS FUNDS. NOW ARE YOU GOING TO SHOVE STUFF UP MY ASS OR WHAT?

 

CONQUEST FAILED by Goshi 11-15-03
HAHA I RUINED YOUR CONQUEST!	HAHA I RUINED YOUR CONQUEST!	HAHA I RUINED YOUR CONQUEST!

 

Conservative Birth Control by Goshi 11-16-03
Jim, because of our constant unprotected sex I am now pregnant. Should I have an abortion? No! Abortion is wrong! There is no reason an innocent piece of developing tissue should suffer because of our actions. I have a better idea...	The second amendment on the other hand is very much okay. Our founding fathers used guns to get their freedom so we should all own automatic weapons to defend outselves.	Our founding fathers gave people the right to own guns and slaves, not to choose what they do with their own bodies. Remember that immoral women deserve to die more than innocent embryos. This message was paid for by the Republican Party of America.

 

Clever Social Commentary by Goshi 11-16-03
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A NIGGER AND A KIKE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU GET?	A JIGGER! HAHAHAHAHA!!11 HAHAHAHA	No. SHUT YOUR GAY MOUTH YOU HOMO! ...I don't get it.

 

Super Jesus Team by Goshi 11-18-03
Another stupid character introduction. I'm Jesus.. 'nuff said. I'm the King of the World. Yes, the world has a king. Don't believe me? Well then my secret police are already on the way to your house to kill you and your family.	I'm George W. Bush. Not only am I inept and borderline retarded but I'm also the Antichrist who is going to start a New World Order with my capitals at Alanta and Denver. Plus executions. I am a Ninja. I execute things.. from the shadows.	I AM A MEMBER OF THE MEPHAM BUTT PIRATES. I STICK GOLFBALLS UP PEOPLES ASSES FOR FUN. I'm the tolken black guy. I do nothing constructive but occasionally say catchphrases and break into a Motown song.

 

Super Jesus Team II by Goshi 11-18-03
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! I am a squirrel. I eat nuts. Haha. I, Mr. Robot. Me want friend.	I am bondforever0072003. I am out to expose that President Bush is the Antichrist and is also a cultist who commits sodomy with Tony Blair, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Prince Charles, and Pat Robertson. I am Flip. I think I already explained my hatred towards feminist vegetarian athiest homosexual green party D&D nerd Hollywood Jew commie democrats in previous comics.	I'm Nevin. Most of these ideas were stolen from my comics. I AM GANDORK THE GAY!!1 TEH BESTEST WIZARD IN STUPID EARTH!

 

Prologue I: The Secret Life of George W. Bush by Goshi 11-18-03
At a local post office somewhere in Denver: You were right George, proforming satanic rituals while controlling people with the Mark of the Beast chip sure if fun. Should we execute some more nonbelievers? Not now Prince Charles. Lets have some gay sex first.	Note: The King of the World died and was replaced by Prince Charles. Can I join in! Of course you can Prime Minister Tony Blair! Your a member of the evil NWO bent controlling the world through evil powers and sodomy.	A few hours later: Well that was some great anal sex! Now back to the bloody guillotine executions. I'll go have our army of the damned bring in some nonbelievers.

 

Prologue II: The Gathering Part 1 by Goshi 11-19-03
At the Whitehouse: Okay, while I'm off replacing peoples brains the the Mark of the Beast chip I leave you, Donald Rumsfeld, in charge of NWO and the U.S.		Meanwhile in an unknown location in London: Prince Charles! Where did you go?

 

Prologue III: The Gathering Part 2 by Goshi 11-19-03
bondforever0072003's NWO Resistance Base (AKA Happy Hills Insane Asylum):	Somewhere in Baghdad: Accept Freedom and Democracy or else, you Muslim scum!

 

Prologue IV: The Gathering 3 by Goshi 11-19-03
STUPID EARTH: OMG FREWDO BAGLADY WE MUST BRING TEH RING TO TEH CRACK OF DOODOO AND THEN HAVE GAY SEX* WITH ASSGORN TEH KING OF TEH WORLD AND RYAN. k	*I apologize for the overamount of gay jokes. I'm not really homophobic. WTF?	I AM TEH RINGWANKER I WILL KILL U AND TAKE TEH RNG ..fuck.

 

The Gathering 4 by Goshi 11-19-03
Genericville: I have come to kill you. SUGGER PIE HONEY BUNCH	YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU	Mepham High School: So are you ever going to shove that broom up my ass?

 

The Gathering Part 5 by Goshi 11-19-03
Somewhere: Me lonley. Will you be me friend? No.	WELL THEN FOOLISH LIVING CREATORE WILL DIE

 

The Gathering Part 6: The Super Jesus Team Introduction by Goshi 11-19-03
The Jesus Team HQ (and yes I spelt sugar wrong in part 4 and probably made more spelling errors I don't feel like looking for): I have gathered you here together because the world needs your help. You may not share the same beliefs but I you are the world's greatest, and I believe that we can put personal beliefs aside...	and stop the evil dark forces from destroying the universe. I will explain more when the time comes, but for now we must first prepare for the battle ahead. Any questions?	I couldn't have picked a greater team to save the universe. Was the squirrel important? Because the robot just killed him and then the Mepham Pirate shoved the dead corpse up Prince Charles' ass (but I can't report that due to slander law).

 

Our comic will continue After an Important announcement. by Goshi 11-19-03
We have some breaking news!	..It seems that pop superstar and psycho Michael Jackson has mollested a child! Right now there is little information, we will be sure to inform you as we find out more. I was mollested.	Oh yeah, and thousands of people died in some Middle Eastern country in the biggest terrorist attack yet. But who gives a shit about that stuff anyway?

 

The Enemy is Revealed by Goshi 11-19-03
Jesus HQ: It seems a group of foes have gathered to destroy the universe, and we are it's last hope...	..Dark Lord Cthulhu has formed an Army of the Damned... Go forth my army of the damned! k	And Allied himself with the Bizarros.. I'm afraid this will be the ultimate battle... BIZARRO! BIZARRO!

 

Super Jesus Team: The Final Battle I by Goshi 11-24-03
And Thus our heros arrive at the dark relm of Dark Lord Cthulhu, the Bizarros, and the army of the damned... Now is our moment of glory! Go forth my warriors!	Then Jesus gets stuck in the Bizarro universe. I HATE THE BIZARROS! BIZARRO	These are foes worthy of our strength! We are Zombies, anybody can kill a fucking zombie.

 

Super Jesus Team- The Final Battle II by Goshi 11-24-03
Go forth and kill Zombies in the name of the NWO, or face the bloody guillotine executions at post offices! Yes my lord!	Now it is time for you to face my ultimate power... What?	Using his super technique taught to his ancestors in the hills of Africa, Token Black Guy pimps out! *bitch slap* *die*

 

Super Jesus Team Epic Conclusion by Goshi 11-28-03
And the epic battle continued until finally...	..so where is everyone? They died.	THE END (I fucked up so much in this series, thats why it took this ending so long to come out) Damn. So want to go get some coffee? Sure.

 

(Late) THANKSGIVING SPECIAL! by Goshi 11-28-03
I AM THE MAGICAL THANKSGIVING TURKEY! Really?	YES.. IF YOU SPARE MY LIFE I WILL GRANT YOU ANY WISH YOU WANT! WOW THIS IS A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!	This is a delicious thanksgiving dinner Butch! So anyway what did you wish for from the magical turkey? Why don't you ask him? I mean you just ate him...

 

NEW MOVIE RELEASES! by Goshi 11-28-03
Timeline: Lets take what was a very good book by Michael Crichton that accurately portrayed what time travelling to the Middle Ages would be like and turn it into a movie. Yes, that book would make a good movie.. but it's too intelligent for the teenagers who make us the most money. So lets get rid of all the accuracies and make it a mindless action flick.	Gothika: It's time for another confusing horror movie that tries to be intelligent but isn't. What should we call it? How about Gothika? It makes no sense but has goth in it and when people think of goths they think of that cool social clique in which people cut themselves and listen to HARCORE music. Brilliant!	Bad Santa: Lets make a movie starring Billy Bob Thorton about a foul mouthed drunken Santa! That's a horrible idea! But as a joke lets make the movie good!

 

This Comic Will Answer All Your Questions by Goshi 11-30-03
If you want to rape a little girl and she resists, is it okay to kill her?		No.

 

COPS: THE COMIC! by Goshi 11-30-03
You are under arrest. Okay.	You are under arrest. Okay.	You are under arrest. Okay.

 

THE HOUSE OF THE DEAD by Goshi 11-30-03
I am going to kill you. But I'm already dead.		...I hate you.

 

The Interracial Comic by Goshi 12-02-03
		WE ARE ALL THE SAME ON THE INSIDE

 

The Second Interracial Comic by Goshi 12-02-03
		WE ARE ALL THE SAME ON THE INSIDE

 

Welcome Back Zacarias_Es_Comico! by Goshi 12-08-03
		Fuck you!

 

Why my Parents Suck by Goshi 12-09-03
Note: The generic Kaddar character on computer represents me. You didn't pratice yet! Oh.	Didn't we say that you have to pratice sax before having fun? Sure it's an optional thing you take but that doesn't mean you should pratice later when you will disturb my television watching! Fine.	15 Minutes Later: I'm done... what are you doing? I'm downloading porn, don't look. By the way don't you have homework to do?

 

Fuck School by Goshi 12-09-03
		School doesn't deserve to get a shitty comic made about it right now because it sucks too much.

 

OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11 by Goshi 12-14-03
OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11 OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11	OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11 OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11	>:O OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11 OMFG THEY CAPTURED SADDAM!!!11

 

OMGWTF CODE ORANGE! by Goshi 12-21-03
OMG WE ARE IN CODE ORANGE... I ALREADY BOUGHT DUCKTAPE TO SEAL MY WINDOWS AND CANCELLED ALL VACATIONS I HAD PLANNED FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?	PRESIDENT BUSH! Don't worry Timmy! There a many things the average American citizen can do to help prevent terrorism. First you must agree to give up freedom of speech and the press, so we can protect you.	WOW PRESIDENT BUSH! THANKS FOR YOUR HELP! WHO NEEDS FREEDOM WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TEMPORARY PROTECTION ANYWAY! Remember kids, you too can help in the war against terror. All you have to do is give up your basic constitutional rights. And remember, all non-white JudeoChristians are potential terrorists.

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