TEH YANKEES WIN TEH SUPERBOWEL!!111

Author: Goshi

Date: October 17, 2003

by Goshi
10-17-03
OMG I AM PEDRO MARTINEZ WHO CONTINUOUSLY WINS GAMES BY HITTING PLAYERS WHO ARE TOO GOOD!
CURSE YOU! I ROGER CLEMENS AM UNABLE TO DEFEAT THE EVIL RED SOX!!!
MWHAHAHA WE CONTINUE TO GET RUNS BECAUSE OF ALL THE STEROIDS WE TAKE! ITS TIME TO COWBOY UP!!
I JASON GIAMBI WILL FINALLY STOP SUCKING AND GET HOMERUNS IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE! NOW MARIANO RIVERA WILL FINISH YOU EVIL FIENDS!!!
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CURSE YOU NEW YORK YANKEES WE WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!! WE ARE STILL THE BETTER TEAM EVEN IF WE HAVEN'T WON SINCE 1918 AND YOU WIN LIKE EVERY YEAR!
YOU LOSE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE HEART! NOW TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES!!!