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by JRowe3388
4-18-05

 

by JRowe3388
4-18-05
Put your hands up!
My hands are up!
...DONT MOVE!
I CANT!
Oh yeah...
......

 

by JRowe3388
4-21-05
Excuse me, sir... but may I lodge this blade DEEP into your flesh?
WOW! Like... KILLER DUDE!
I know. So may I kill you now?
Hmmm... Since your SO polite...
A MOMENT LATER...
Sorry, dude!
dont.......mention....it.......

 

by JRowe3388
4-25-05
Hey, Jimmy. Wanna hear a joke? There was this cow... her name was Terisa.
Uh...huh...
She had a friend named Shenene...
"Shenene"? And shes a cow?
What the hell else would she be?

 

by JRowe3388
4-25-05
Well Teresa came out of the barn and Shenene said...
Wait a minute... "SHENENE?" What the hell?!
Its a black cow...
Huh? So...?
She makes chocolate milk...
Oh...

 

by JRowe3388
4-25-05
Anyway... back to the story.
Terisa comes out of the barn and Shenene asked what took her so long. Terisa says "I tried the new artificial insemination...
You do know what artificial insemination is, dont you?
Hell yeah I do. Im not fucking retarded!

 

by JRowe3388
4-25-05
Dude... Its taking too long to finish This joke so I drew a picture...
Okay... Lemme See...
What took you so long?
Artificial Insemination...
Does it work?
YEAH! NO BULL!!!!

 

by JRowe3388
4-25-05
Heh heh... Get it! NO BULL!
Yeah! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!!
HAW HAW HAW... NOT FUNNY!

 

by JRowe3388
5-19-05
Virus100, Citizen Bane, Addled, & tedenver
I came on the computer while I'm supposed to be working...I have to leave for I fear the boss my catch me. *leaves*
So lemme get this straight. You CAME on your computer? *giggles like a little schoolgirl*
no...it's his computer...shhhh...
this could be a sticky situation
*has already been "talked to" by his boss for posting at work*
*been busted too* In fact, time to get back to work

 

by JRowe3388
5-25-05
What's the first that comes to your mind when you see this word: "Spam" Each poster will choose a new word.
My huge wang...
Lies.
Its called word asossiation. I did it on this board 2 weeks ago. THIEF!!!!!!!! Oh, and, the word that comes to mind is: "frozen fruits an vegetables"
You did? well sorry then. Credit for this goes to Bandit then.
O_O

 

by JRowe3388
5-25-05
I hope this gets Comic'D
I wonder if I'll make it into another comic, I was only ever in one other.
i'v never been comic'D *cries*
There, there. It's ok... *comforts j00*
*cries on ne's shoulder* thanks i feel better already
wuss

 

by JRowe3388
5-27-05
Everyone! Hello.
Topic of the year possibly even topic of the century/10
It took many hours of planning to get this topic just right. You would not believe the effort I put in to it.
Blood, sweat and tears i presume went into the making of this masterpiece. M I RITE!!????
This topic is a work of art.

 

by JRowe3388
5-27-05
Breaking News: Bush spelled backwards is Shub.
no, it Hsub! J00 L00SE!!!11!1!1shift+1!
pwn'd!
Whoopsy daisy.

 

by JRowe3388
5-27-05
Who else thinks Bane should leave...
...his keys on the table? I'm sick of trying to break into his car! This old coat hanger is mangled! *leaves topic in frustration*
I just wish he would put his old odor eaters in the rubbish bin rather than hang them outside. The dead squirrels are attracting too many cats.
>_>

 

by JRowe3388
5-28-05
If your naughty place was a tree, what kind of tree would it be? Mine would be a mighty Redwood.
An Oak. Big, firm and strong.
<_< >_> Twig.... ...j/k....
>_> <_< rubber tree *fkees*
a bush
*twig snaps*

 

by JRowe3388
5-30-05
I dedicate this topic to StRyDeR. I love you man.
Later...
I don't know what I was smoking, but it was good stuff. It made me very stupid, so I take back what i said. The hell with you StRyDeR.

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
how many topci i can make/
See, this is why I try to avoid the computer when I'm drinking. I send awful drunken away messages to people I shouldn't be IMing and then I head to the message boards... *sigh* Tisk. Tisk. Tisk.
you callin me a lier?
i like posting drunk. it's fun while you doing it and then it's fun the next day to read what you posted. of course most of it doesn't make sense but thats why it's fun.
pretty names

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
I play SA. I kill, cheat, steal, fun.
This is no place for SA talk
But it say SA Social so it talk about SA yes?
We don't really like to talk about the game here.
you guys are what are trolls yes?
no

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
I would say yes
The social board is a place of interaction and talking n stuff. SA talk is for the general board.
Ignore him, he's obviously either:1) stryders alt. 2) shoooters alt. 3) virus' alt. 4) random troll. 5) a dumbass. None of the choices are worth listening to anyway.
I try vote but noting hapen when i clickyclicky

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
i go yeehaw. yeeeehaaaawww! told ya.
Like I said before... Save a horse ride a cowboy!
*reides cowboy*
*takes a picture*
*spanks ass wit cowboy hat*
yours or mine?

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
we gotta have a polll. hahahaha your a plank. anyways back to the plll, is this board male or femail?
The board is a transsexual. Now shut up.
someones got their thong on backwards
But the board really is transsexual.
I hate when that happens

 

by JRowe3388
5-31-05
oh noes i lost dvdrw and i think it had teh pron on this thing diskc you foundit ?
wow roger i'd love to help as soon as i figure out what the hell you want.
me think he lost something with teh pr0n on it
*trips over pr0n disc* Property of Roger Mullens... *takes it back home* *watches it* O_O *faps*
cameron dias is on ti she did rpon before movies she hot i lick her all over yum

 

by JRowe3388
6-02-05
Who new these two things could be sooooooooooooooo good? I let my ice cream melt a little bit and dipped a chocolate chip cookie in it and took a bite...blew a whole right through my pants.
I Use An Oreo And Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
*drools* Mint chocolate chip....mmmmmmmm
Usually I just use a girl to blow a hole through my pants
....and what does she do?
*cough* b/j *cough*

 

by JRowe3388
6-05-05
The greatest thing happened to me today. I bought a vacuum.
Whoooooaaa.
Tried to put your wang in it?
No, the hose is too small.

 

by JRowe3388
6-05-05
Because I am that darn cool.
And hot
Kalia knows what she's talking about. *thrusts*
Can I have your autograph?

 

by JRowe3388
6-09-05
The site is temporarily down for maintenance... please check back later.
Well, this sucks balls...

 

by JRowe3388
6-12-05
What does fap mean? I heard it used but what does it mean...
Spanking the monkey
Why would someone spank a poor little monkey?
Because you touch yourself at night.

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
My girlfriend keeps talking in leet. I'm afraid the next time we have sex she'll be like "i r teh orgsam! u be teh 1337! i want teh uber sodomyzorz111!!! one1!1!1"
"give me teh uber pewp sexzorz 1337!" Damn, that's awkward.
jordan...wtf is with you and anal?? i've seen you post that in 3 different topics now. Oh, and, before i forget: McNabb...just give her head.
Haha. I just like saying "pewp secks". I'm not obsessive over anal like Howard Stern or something.
Where im from, sodomy is illegal.
Sodomyzorz, more fun than regular sodomy!

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
Welcome To www.YingYangComics.tk!
Now read the damn comics and shut the hell up.
Welcome To www.YingYangComics.tk!
Now read the damn comics and shut the hell up.
Welcome To www.YingYangComics.tk!
Now read the damn comics and shut the hell up.

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
Welcome to "Behind The Postage". This week, we have user Virus100. Welcome virus.
well sir...it started way back in the day...
Later...
Good lord
....as a young little lad growing up in Ontario, Cananda...
Much later...
Well, basically I use social boards to learn how people respond to different things. It helps me understand the way peoples minds work. Thats the truth.
Well, I cant handle the truth. *Leaves*

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
Today, on Behind The Postage, we have renound Comic creator YingYangCrunk.
Good to be here.
Wait a minute... If your creating this comic now, then how are the hell are you here talking to me?
Oh.................. yeah.................. Good question!....
OMG!!!111!1 PARADOX'D/10!!!1!!1

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
Welcome to "Behind The Postage". Today, we have SB up and comer KillerChainsawBunny. Thats like, the best name ever!
I am KillerChainsawBunny. No really, I am.
Okay, sure....
I'm a deranged bunny. Seriously. I am. I'm not kidding.
.......so is it Duck season or Rabbit season?.......

 

by JRowe3388
6-14-05
This week on "Behind The Postage" we have RedblazeVII. Welcome to the show.
Good to be here! Well, I was born and raised in an insane asylum, where I killed three people and a goat in a barfight. Yes, they have bars in insane asylums.
Oh, no. Not another damned psycho!
I'm currently spending my time running from the cops, and from the rainbow colored fat toupees. They want to gnaw on my soul. So, how's the wife?
My wife died a year ago by cancer.

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
Today, we have SB regular, Discbreaker. Disc, tell us about yourself....
I was born to my dad whos an apple and my mom whos a watermelon. I grew up in a cardboard box ina smelly ally with the other hobo families.
After that I burnt your house, gave your wife cancer and kicked yer dog. In conclusion I'd have to say that your life sucks and you smell like rotten cabbage.
Sir, did anyone ever tell you that this show was live?
damn

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
On this show we have the man with the plan and whaterver blah blah blah. CRIMSONSNAKE! Welcome to the show. Tell the us about yourself.
Well, I'm cool, I created 2 memorable party topics, I smoke weed everyday, I'm pretty happy with my life, I love music and movies.
My likes are: Tall brown muscular guys. My dislikes: Getting it up my ass. Need more?
Yes, as a matter of fact we do. The show's security chief wants your phone number.

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
I am PSmurf88...I came here only a few months ago but I saw how smurfy these people here were. I smurfed and smurfed with people from topic to topic...uh, er wrong cartoon
Gee... I thought smurfs were blue.... and smaller...
Anyway, I enjoy intelligent debates with people, and I frequently drool at dektora. The high point of my stay here was getting Stryder banned. Other than that conquest though...I'm pretty much useless
Yeah, come to think of it, you are pretty useless...

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
Why should I even talk. You know the drill... GO!
I got rejected by a girl and I have no job and I had to give my cat away.
Im learning to drive and I keep getting pesterd by a boy my sisters age, and I told him he's a stupid moron and he still wants to befriend me. I also have diabetes.
What a miserable life you must lead....

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
Today we have bvt. Welcome to the show
I AM THE ALMIGHTY BEVETE!!! I HAVE COME FOR YOUR BELONGINGS!!! ALL YOUR LIFE BELONGS TO ME!!!
......
......
Can I go now?

 

by JRowe3388
6-15-05
On this episode of Behind The Postage, we have the infamous and witty Citizen Bane. Bane, enlighten us.
Well I always knew i was different. I mean Mommy and Daddy didn't let me play with the other kids. It must've been something to do with my muderous attitude. I mean I only killed an old lady.
But hey, it's not like I did something wrong.................
....................
Oh, did I mention that I am bipolar?

 

by JRowe3388
6-16-05
Welcome to the WWE! WORLD WANG ENTERTAINMENT!!! I change its name, battle each other in wang wars for the title "Ultimate Dick"
You wanna touch other wangs?
No, Im just the guy who stands by the ring and does nothing.
So you wanna watch other guys play with their wangs?

 

by JRowe3388
6-23-05
If a new console came onto the market, called the Wang, how would you react? Would you get one?
Mom, im going out to get a Wang.
WTF???
How often would you use it?
Why are you so late for dinner?
I was playing with my Wang.
What shape should the Wang have?
My wang fits perfectly in that cupboard

 

by JRowe3388
6-23-05
Should it support multiplayer gaming?
Where were you all day?
I was at my friends house, playing with his Wang.
Should it be highly durable?
I couldn't beat my Wang, so I got pissed, whacked it and it broke!
Internet Compatability
Go online so we can play with our Wang's
I already have been!

 

by JRowe3388
6-23-05
Fun for the whole family
My mom want's to play with my wang next, she love's it!
O_o
Rivalry
Mom, my friend says his Wang is bigger and better than mine, I played with and it was. I want a new one!
WTF?????
Great controllers
Mom, it's ok to play lot's, the Wang's vibration's really hit the spot!
O_O

 

by JRowe3388
6-23-05
The Wang's anti-glare feature ensure's your eye's are protected from the Wang!
Comes in 6" 8" or Monster 14". Color may vary
If you've been waiting to get your girlfriend into gaming, this is the system! She will love playing with your wang all night.
Come on! Let me play with your Wang!
Im playing with my Wang! Wait your turn!
NOW AVAILABLE!
BUTT EXPANSION PACK! Simply plug the Wang into the BEP (Butt Expansion Pack) for increased gaming pleasure!
Now excuse me. Im gonna go and play with my Wang.

 

by JRowe3388
6-23-05
NEW! From the creators of the Wang, its the Wang STD
I have the new mobile Wang STD. I play with my Wang on the bus, in the car, even at work!!!
Awesome! Will you share your STD with me?
Wang Insurance!
Someone broke into my house and stole my Wang. I miss it.
You should have got the Insurance. My wang got wet so they sent me a new one!
ORDER NOW!
Call 1-800-stickypalms TODAY!

 

by JRowe3388
6-26-05
I dress my wang up like a girl and have my way with it. Any questions?
Yes I have a question.
Shoot.
Um.........I forgot.......
Is that because of your age?
*Smacks j00 with my cane*

 

by JRowe3388
7-10-05
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
Nope didnt expect that.

 

Are you doing anything this friday?
by JRowe3388, 10-17-05

 

by JRowe3388
10-20-05
What the hell are you doing?
I'm eating dirt, sir
WHY IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Because its better than the crap in those little packets
THOSE PACKETS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY, SOLDIER!
Couldn't we just carry Twinkies? They have a long shelf life

 

by JRowe3388
10-20-05
HELL NO WE CAN'T CARRY TWINKIES! THEN YOU WILL BE TOO FAT TO FIGHT
Well then, maybe we should send the enemies Twinkies. People like Twinkies.
I know, "Get back to answering e-mails!"

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