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by JRowe3388
3-06-05
HOW AM I GONNA GET THIS RECONSTRUCTION WORK DONE?
I THINK ILL START BY HAMMERING STUFF...
SOME TIME LATER...
UH OH

 

by JRowe3388
3-06-05
Hello and this is Channel 3 news...
Todays topic............. I use Viagra.....
Someone fire the telepromter man...

 

by JRowe3388
3-06-05
HI! Im Jar Jar Binks' Cousin!
10 SECONDS LATER
Annoying son of a bitch...

 

by JRowe3388
3-06-05
Listen, Butch. Your heading down the wrong path. Im gonna give you some medication...
25 Years Later...
GIVE ME MY MEDICATION!!!
I Dont think you need it anymore...

 

by JRowe3388
3-07-05
A conversation between Bandit1987 and Monkeymuffins...
School Blows......... it really does. im home now cuz i got hungry and left. HELP.NOW
Dont go back, get some sleep, eat some more, post on here or get drunk.
Good plan.....exept the drunk part. Its not even noon yet.
Gawddammit!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1! My mentor just called: "where are you? why arent you at school?" now i have to go. ARGHGHHGHGHGHGHHH!
v___v Gonna be a lonely day....

 

by JRowe3388
3-07-05
A conversation between 234523 and Citizen Bane
Im wet! And no its not raining either ;)
*FAPS*
I was told guys like females to be shaven down there. Is that true?
SHAVEN HAVEN = GOODNESS
Good, then that wasnt a waste of time...

 

by JRowe3388
3-07-05
The_funky_one...
yeah well im better than u r. your cat isn't better than me!HA!
And you are...?
Shut the **** Up...
My my thats a nice 0 karma you got there the_ funky_one....
*points* ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... ... .... ... ... .. . .... . *laughs*

 

by JRowe3388
3-07-05
Jordan629...
LOVE MY BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=573991&topic=19675406
After going...
youre board sucks, you're the only one who wrote anything.
Hey, hes off topic on that board link. LETS MARK HIM THERE!
LOL!

 

by JRowe3388
3-07-05
Shadyltd05...
I am going to sleep. G'night *waits to be sexed*
...Monkeymuffins...bandit1987...
*sexes j00*
Goodnight
...and MaceSpearMaster
Would j00 like me to tuck you in?

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
Heres a character list.
YingYangCrunk (ME!)
Firaxis
234523
Monkeymuffins
Bandit1987
Citizen Bane

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
PhoenixSplash...234523...
Anyone ever inhaled Helium? I just did and its pretty cool. Your voice changes and I think changes you a bit because I started to hear things after that no normal human should hear. Anyone try this?
I passed out from doing that when I was younger. It was still cool though. I kinda felt like I was flying.
...Shadyltd04...Firaxis..........
It's fun doing that, but I heard it can hurt you in many ways.
I tried once, I also inhaled Nitrous from an old Seltzer bottle, where they still had Nitrous canisters....that was pretty cool.
....and Diskbreaker.
Well.... I've smelt methane @_@

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
Skatman?
I AM A SKATMAN SO I PLAY GTA ALL THE TIME YAY post if u are one too! skatman= studder SOS ps: in soviet russia cars drive u
No. P.s in soviet Russia you are not funny.
So true................ *smacks this nub out of the board*
scatman != studder scatman = *TOS VIOLATION*

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
PhoenixSplash...Shadyltd04...
Any guys here like to feel feminine? I do. When I'm about to take a shower, I put on my moms make-up and I think I look pretty hot then I get in the shower and lather up every part of my body.
What. The. ****
...Wally7676...ManoftheBanned...
Im sure its okay, but thats something you don't let people know..........Yeah.......im right.............yeah
@_@
...Citizen Bane...and tehdenver...
Do you often touch yourself at night?
I touch my feminine side. Then I slap myself. Then I ask myself too many questions while I'm trying to relax after work.

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
Tommy Johnson, Ruldoph_Cloud, Monkeymuffins, & Bleeding Hole
Replace one or more words in the above persons signature with the word "lmao". GOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
POOOOOOOOOOO
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
I lmao at this poor attempt at a topic. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fine the. Ill start a new combo. SOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
IMAO!
Replace one or more words in the above persons signature with the word "lmao". GOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
POOOOOOOOOOO
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
I lmao at this poor attempt at a topic. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Fine then. I'll start a new combo. SOOOOOOOOOO!

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
Bane, 234523, & bvt
If i may be serious for one minute!
*farts* <_ < >_> Godammit i screwed up again. *sniff* I need hugs.
*fondles joo*
*Sniffs* GOD DAMN!!!!! I was gonna hug you, but after that smell....GOD DAMN!!!!! *vomits*

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
The uproar: People Want Fame!
Oohoohoh... Put me in one too!!!!!!!!!!
you gonna make more?
I wanna be Comic'D
i have to go now so i expect to see a comic of me tommorow
NOW YOUR ALL COMIC'D!
You have to say something cool and witty. The power of Christ compels you!
Uh... OK!

 

by JRowe3388
3-08-05
ghettocloud5's sig: Trying to fix an old computer is like sleeping in Michael Jacksons house. It can't end well.....
I just got a new sig! who likes it?
How about: "Trying to fix an old computer is like sleeping in Michael Jacksons house. It's a pain in the ass"
LOL i like that! ill try that! thxs!
Spork, you my friend have turned water into wine

 

by JRowe3388
3-09-05
Firaxis and Scatman722
Let's talk about the Game and his fued with 50 Cent.
um no
.......yes?
y
y not
quack quack sos ps in soviet russia cars drive u off a clif

 

by JRowe3388
3-09-05
Cousin... Part 1
Is sleeping with your cousin wrong?
depends
No
No, I do it all the time. My momma said it builds character.
No. ...unless she's dog ugly and you're sober.
No.

 

by JRowe3388
3-09-05
Cousin...Part II
No.
Nope. Or sister or mother.
omg.. sleeping with your cousin.. thats just wrong man
It depends on how many teeth they have. If they have more teeth than you, leave them to some other lucky chap. If they have less teeth, go ahead and have fun with them.
I live with Roger, he has thought about this before. There are two cousins he would sleep with.
i think its a question of morals. if you feel okay about it, id say, go for it. but thats just my opinion

 

by JRowe3388
3-09-05
Cousin... Part III
I woke up with my cousin in bed last Saturday, I'm not sure what we did. What should I do?
Do it again...
should I ask her what we did or just fondle her next time i see her and see what she does?
Just say "Hey baby let's go into the bedroom and 'talk'" Lovemaking is sure to ensue.
K
Send her to me and I shall evaluate her technique and report back on whether or not you should sleep with her. All this shall be provided for a nomial free.

 

by JRowe3388
3-09-05
I have Chronic....
....backpains
o...........well do you have any weed than?
NO
Use Viagra. Viagra always works.

 

by JRowe3388
3-10-05
you dropped your pocket
May i bring my rocket up in your pocket?
NO!!!
Bend over *****! My solid snake's gonna be rummaging around in yo jungle!

 

by JRowe3388
3-10-05
Firaxis is a _______ ____ _____. Fill in the blanks.
Burning neurotic duster
winnie t3h poopoo
sex o maniac
??? ??? ??? It is a secret what i am thinking.......
sexy man beast Oooooohhhhh yyyeeeeaaahhhhhh

 

by JRowe3388
3-11-05
HOLY SHIT! THATS A BIG ASS BUG!
I'D BETTER KILL YOU!
A moment later...
i hate bugs...

 

by JRowe3388
3-11-05
Ebonics...
i wanna see people opinions on this "language". post any comments about this. i think it shouldnt be a different language. people just want segregation(not sure if spelled right) from black languages.
sup sako mother****a. i aint diggin ebonics. that lang'ge is whack. *shots self*
fo sho

 

by JRowe3388
3-11-05
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now
Doo doo dood dood doo dooo doo doo etc
dood means dead or death in Dutch
I love that song! Yay! *dances*

 

by JRowe3388
3-11-05
attacks next poster with a bat
hello
*pulls down skatmans pants* *shows the entire Social Board his baby blue boxers with baseballs all over them*
*points at skatman* HAW AHW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW *points again* HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
Uh, you were the next poster, does that mean you attacked yourself?
um i guess so

 

by JRowe3388
3-11-05
Sign here if you hate skatman with every fiber of your being. *signs* *signs* *signs* *signs* *signs* P.S. In soviet russia, skatman pisses me off.
*signs* wait wtf i am skatman722 *walks awat like wtf and dam i have said i am sorry in one of my topics*
*fondles self in church*
*fondles self watching Roger fondle himself* *walks three feet away and confesses*
ok thats disocing in church.....wait i am a jew

 

by JRowe3388
3-13-05
Should I go ahead and get a PS2? Or should I wait for PS3?
*slaps Roger for no reason*
*slaps citizen bane for slapping rogermullens*
Watch out, you might get mod'd for typing.
*slaps rogermullens for talking* o, wait a minute *slaps self for slapping rogermullens*

 

by JRowe3388
3-16-05
The rumours game o_O
you say a rumour about another social boarder o_O, i heard that firaxis camaro is really his moms!
I hear that Citizen Bane is a rather dashing fellow.
I heard Citizen Bane's cottage got burninated!!!
i heard citizen bane humps his dog behind the woodshed
Not true.....i hump him in the cellar.
I heard Firaxis joins Citizen Bane and his dog from time to time

 

by JRowe3388
3-16-05
my microwave exploded so did the puppy
For this topic you get... ((o))'''((o)) Nasty hairy computer breasts!!
*gives you a new puppy* i know what it feels like to lose a pet
Theres a way to bring dead puppies back to life. You need to blow them up with helium and draw a happy face on it.
nah, thats only if they get run over

 

by JRowe3388
3-16-05
*tries to think of something original....*
Man... I wish he'd hurry and think of something...
Hmmmm...*thinks harder*
Really dude... your taking toolong!
AGGGHHH!! GODAMMIT I GOT NOTHING!
OKAY! Thats It! Im killing your ass!

 

by JRowe3388
3-17-05
Damn. I cant think of anythink original. How about a stuttering pig?
th-thethe-tha-the Thats all folks!
Thats been done.
FINE! How about...
Oh my God! They killed...
Done already!
Fine then! Im leving my last panel with something truthfull about Tobacco corporations.
Maybe we can surround the tobacco itself with a sugar coating?
Its been... oh well. I give up!

 

by JRowe3388
3-19-05
*Looks around the corner.* Damn where is he. Can't remember when I last saw Crimson.
I saw him yesterday
i forgot about him! where did he go anyway?
I saw him getting eaten by sharks, i would've stepped in to save him but i was eating a hotdog. Moral of the story: Hotdogs are always more important than a human beings life.

 

by JRowe3388
3-26-05
Somewhere between heaven, earth, and hell... There is the PURGATORY!
I am your administrator, BVT!This board is a backup from trolls ans general boarders.
It is of utmost importance that we keep this place a secret.
Back at the Social Board...
what's purgatory?
You've heard nothing of purgatory, roswell, or area 51, there is no such thing as aliens, UFOs, or Michael Jackson
*plays "Twilight Zone" music*
The next issues will be of a place where evil is free and a place beyond the general boarder's comprehension. You have now entered "The Purgatory"

 

by JRowe3388
3-30-05
I admit it, i sold out Allister.....to a rather wealthy Indian tradesman, oh yes you hear me right folks! I sold him for 2 lemons, a monkey hand and a box of THE finest used porno. Score 1 for Bane!
anyone seen my hand?
Damn this hand be magical! *stares at hand in utter amazement*
Tis my fapping hand
Duble fappng time for Bane. *runs off with porno and fapping hand*
*faps with stubby wrist*

 

by JRowe3388
4-02-05
I have uncovered the Nazis Secret plan to blow up the statue of liberty!
While I was in the library I found a book hidden behined all of the other books entitled "SECRET NAZI PLANS DURING WW2" so I read it and this is what i discovered
Somtime during WW2 in a secret Lab under the world renound "Nazis-R-Us" shopping center a plan was hatching.
Germanys top biologists and genteticists were making the totally top secret "Albino pure-bred Nazi pay-load carrying salt and fresh water hump backed whale" Codenamed LASSIE.
There plan was to strap a bomb to "LASSIE" and let her swim to New York Harbor and detonate the bomb. Even though this costed them over 10 million dallors it was to late in the war to use "LASSIE"
She now resides in a fresh water lake 50 miles northeast of Berlin called Hofferstrobenvonrich. Do not tell ANYONE i told you this or i will be executed by a firing squad in Berlin.

 

by JRowe3388
4-03-05
This is funny. Some loser in my local town has been going round spraying Grove st 4 life everywhere. I would take a photo but no.
No photo = no proof. No proof = PFAIL'D topic
PICS. NOW.
PICS.NOW.OF.FIREAXIS'.SISTER
my sister aint that hot, Think...Jessica Alba and Halle Barry had a kid.... plus she's always walking around in her school uniform and thin see through shirts....its quite the annoyance
*creams pants*

 

by JRowe3388
4-13-05
Pong sucks
GOD THIS GAME IS HARD!
What? Pong?!
No... Dammit! I just said Pong sucks! Why would I be playing it, then! ...Retard...
bastard

 

by JRowe3388
4-13-05
Hehe... Teets. Funny word.
Its a real word too! Its the Goat's "Utter"
Yeah... I should know. My grandpa used to have some...
WHAT!?! Your grandpa has teets!
NO!!! GOATS! HE USED TO HAVE GOATS!!!!

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
Listen, I think we have to see other people
But why?
Because of all the beatings and chasings. Im going straight now.
NO BABY! Is it me that made us break up?
Nope. Its the mob people behind you...

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
3...
2...
1... READY OR NOT HERE I COME!

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
The random comic glitch...
*sigh* forgets to place the characters...
well... just enjoy the mountain scene...

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
What a coincidence...

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
Ive got the perfect story for the paper!
One legged benches that stand up perfectly...
... might work...

 

by JRowe3388
4-14-05
Hey, kid. Want some weed?
Uhh... I dont think thats such a good idea.
Why not?
Well... theres a police cruiser right behind us.
oh.... are you dont want some weed?
Yeah. Give me a nickle bag.

 

by JRowe3388
4-18-05
...HERE ON GILIGANS ISLAND!
DAMN, DUDE! Youve been singing that song since we got stranded here!
I know, but its a catch tune...
...
a moment later
SIT RIGHT BACK AND HEAR A TALE...
SIT RIGHT BACK AND HEAR A TALE...

 

by JRowe3388
4-18-05
Chess with dead body
Okay, your move...
Dude, whats taking so long!?

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