All comics by Jabizo

Profile

 

by Jabizo
3-01-02
Time is money, son. We must deliver these packages at all cost!
Shut up! We're about to crash and die you old fool!
Alone on a tiny island.. Nothing but ocean every way I look. Talking to you, Wilson, is what keeps me sane.
Booga Booga!
Finally back on land. My past life is a big mess. I guess I'll start over and hook up with the first lady I see.
That'll be $100 up front. Eeuww! You smell like dead fish.

 

by Jabizo
3-15-02
Commander Grubek, we are appoaching a planet with abundant life-signs. Does it please you to make a stop here?
It is loveliness. My hearts beat with excitement at my destined success!
May I ask, Sir, what your recondite mission is?
I hesitate to disclose my secret intentions. Yet, you have been trustworthy thus far...
Do you plan to enslave the planet's inhabitants? Or perhaps sabotage the pitiful technology they may have discovered thus far?
No. I am on a personal mission. I must discover a tasty new ingredient to spice up my stir-fry recipe.

 

by Jabizo
3-15-02
Commander Grubek. Are you sure it is wise to alter our course just so you can search for new cooking ingredients? Won't Mission Control frown on this?
Silence! I must do this. Do not question. My retina has fortold of this day. I must follow my destiny..
I am sorry. I had forgotten about your prophetic, mystical eyeball, sir.
Do not dispute me again. I order you now: bring the ship down to the planet. Then we collect anything we find which appears flavorful, gathering samples for later study.
Yes sir, O wise and majestic...
Yes, yes. Cut the sucking up. I don't really feel like punishing you right now anyway. Its not very gratifying when your legs just grow back after only a few hours.

 

by Jabizo
3-19-02
We have only limited time for this mission. Let's split up and meet back here in 45 Pharlisecs.
Yes, sir.
I believe you know how to use one of these. Make sure it is set to stun. I want fresh samples. This one is yours, use it with care.
Yes, sir.
Now, let's get to work!
All right! This thing has Zombify, Hysteria and even Love-Struck settings. This is going to be fun!

 

by Jabizo
3-20-02
I'll just gather some of these plants and.. Hmm, there's an interesting looking creature. You there, are you programmed for communication?
No? Well before you run away I'll just take a small sample of you for study.
Hooowwwl!!
Interesting! It seems the creature employed a self-destruct mechanism. Either that or my deatomizer settings were not compatible with his interface.

 

by Jabizo
3-21-02
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Attention inhabitant: I come seeking all that is good and delightful.
Hello? What are you, some bizarre singing telegram?
I do not understand your language. I have no choice but to decapacitate you while I continue my mission unhindered.
Look, I don't know what religion you're pushing but I did some yoga last month and I think I'm good for a while. Thank you. Goodbye.
Shima! This blasted thing is jammed again! Guess I should have been more careful where I stuck it when I was at that petting zoo.

 

by Jabizo
3-21-02
So is the plight of man. To be always at war and ready to kill each other, and for what? The chance to inflate their own sense of self-worth? Well, At least I can remove one weapon of destruction..
Well, I didn't expect that. I just asked if she could clean up some of the make-up she had spread all over the bathroom counter.
Hey, man. Don't let what you own, own you.

 

by Jabizo
3-28-02
Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED
Excuse me. That sign specifically states NO GOATS ALLOWED. You're not supposed to be in here.
Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Whatever. I'm just making an observation. Apparently the owner has something against your kind.
Riley's Tavern NO GOATS ALLOWED
I ate the owners wife.
Whoa! What you do behind closed doors is your business. I don't want to know about it unless its posted on the net with lots of pictures!

Showing page 2.

« Previous