Aliens in the Mist #5

Author: Jabizo

Date: March 21, 2002

by Jabizo
3-21-02
*KNOCK KNOCK*
Attention inhabitant: I come seeking all that is good and delightful.
Hello? What are you, some bizarre singing telegram?
I do not understand your language. I have no choice but to decapacitate you while I continue my mission unhindered.
Look, I don't know what religion you're pushing but I did some yoga last month and I think I'm good for a while. Thank you. Goodbye.
Shima! This blasted thing is jammed again! Guess I should have been more careful where I stuck it when I was at that petting zoo.