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by Kaddar
6-29-03
George Carlin #1
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals.
So?
I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

 

by Kaddar
6-29-03
George Carlin #2
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shit?
You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

 

by Kaddar
6-29-03
Garfield: Chubs, the character jon rents a room too
I love lasagna, also, I'm lazy, by the way, I ate your catfood.
damnit.
Archie Comics: Any reoccuring black male character
Gee Betty, it'd be swell if went out together.
Listen, I gotta go ... do... umm... well, I just gotta go.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Van Gough
My weapon is a knife, and I swear, if you come any closer I'll cut off my ear.

 

by Kaddar
7-11-03
May I take your order?
You already took my order.
So why are you standing there then?
Because, I found glass in my hamburger.
Sorry, must have mixed your order up with a cop's.

 

by Kaddar
7-12-03
Damnit!
mew?
why did you have to get sprayed by a skunk?
mew.
You do it again, I'll auction you off on ebay, I swear to god.
mew.

 

by Kaddar
8-23-03
Gigli Actually benefited from being so bad in theatres.
Oh really? How so?
I mean, think about it, who'd want to record the bootlegs for that movie?

 

by Kaddar
10-02-03
HEY!! I need that bone!!
Why? It isn't yours.
I know, but it's my dog's birthday.

 

by Kaddar
10-02-03
anarchy online!
everquest!!
anarchy online!!!
everquest!!!
okay, let's agree, they both suck.
yeah.

 

by Kaddar
10-03-03
Hello, and welcome to the 5 o'clock news!
The California recall election ended in a tie yesterday... when all the voters voted for..
themselves

 

by Kaddar
10-03-03
A WABBIT
Yoink!
Damned eclipses!

 

by Kaddar
10-07-03
I'm the first one to use my own character! The kaddar character!
BEEP. MUST DESTROY 'KADDAR'.
Watch this, I'll use my pencil to draw your arm getting cut off!
TARGET 'KADDAR' ATTEMPTING TO BLEND WITH GREEN BACKGROUND
OH GOD. STOP.

 

by Kaddar
12-03-03
The idea of zing series: Each comic uses a bubble from the previous comic.
I hate you
why?
because you're black.
search for "zs" to find all cartoonist's comics for the zing series.
You're racist?
No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask.

 

by Kaddar
12-04-03
So you say you have emperical evidence that Michael Jackson is guilty?
You don't hate me for attempting to get him in trouble, do you?
No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask.
Listen.. If Michael is that crazy, you can only imagine how crazy the people who are still his fans must be, so I'm wearing this to protect my identity.
Good idea.
I mean, who writes a song "It doesn't matter if you're black or white", then becomes white? You gotta be nuts to do something like that.

 

by Kaddar
4-24-04
Hey, have you heard about how they're making tron for xbox?
what?
Tron.. it's... a first person shooter... they're making it..
huh?
I ate your parents.
yeah.. I know what you mean.

 

by Kaddar
5-04-04
And where does your program crash?
Uh... the... help menu.
Load the help menu and read how to avoid crashes
And that's when I discovered I could travel through phone wires and strangle people.

 

by Kaddar
2-03-05
I think spam emailers are running out of ideas
Why's that?
The other day I was checking my email, deleting spam mail, and I got the weirdest advertisement spam ever
What product was it for? Vagina enlargement?
"Now you too can become a cop!"
I'll take 3!

 

by Kaddar
1-22-08
If it turned out Heath Ledger faked his death, would everyone be like, "oh, that joker."?

 

by Kaddar
12-15-08
test
no

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