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| If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that shit? | |
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| You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. | |
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| Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. | |
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