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by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Leah, your horoscope says "romantic feelings will impair your thinking today, due to Pluto in Sagittarius!"
I wonder how the planet Pluto gets to determine what thoughts I think...
Astrologists say our personalities are influenced by heavinly bodies.
I think our personalities should be influence by EARTHLY bodies. My horoscope should say...
"Wild, out of control hormones will obliterate the logical side of your brain today."
A daily "hormone-scope?" Too scary to catch on.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Your mother tells me you've joined the boyscouts...
Yup.
Don't forget, you have to do a good deed today.
I already did.
What?
I'm not selling you any of my chocolate.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Oh man, here comes Maura. I hope she doesn't know how I feel about her. Pete'll KILL me!
Hey Clango! What's up?
Heh, hey...Maura! How's it going?
Oh well, you know...Pete's on another trip and I'm in heat so I've been trying to sleep it off all weekend.
It's ok, Clango. Don't start sweating. She'll know something's up.
Plus I'm doing laundry right now so all I have to wear is this baby-t and Underoos.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Well, can you excuse me for a second?
Sure.
10 minutes later...
*Squeak* *Squeak* Ooooh God...
Clango?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Hey Brent, Bryan says he knows more about RPGs than you. Wanna talk to him?
Yea!
See?
Oh cool! He likes Final Fantasy, too!
*Sigh*
Wow! Zelda, an oldy, but a goody!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
That's it. I know how to get him.
Brent, I'm gonna go in the other room and get naked.
Feel free to follow me!
Sweet! Secrets of Mana!
*sigh*

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
*type type* I think I'm secreting liquid.
...
*type type* NOW what have you got to say? That's right, NOTHING!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-22-03
meow!
HELLO KITTY
AH!!!!!!!!!
HI
OH NO

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-22-03
Hmm...
What is it?
Well Ashylnn, I was just looking over the last comic...you know, the one you made?
Yea, it doesn't make sense but it's funny!
Well, you're right about it not making sense. But it's stupid. Get the hell away from my comic strip for good, you stupid whore!
Mom!!!!!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-22-03
Poe's writings are so deep. Very morbid and right to the point. I love his use of metaphoric verbs
I agree, but Poe could have done without the whole Raven thing. Everyone knew it symbolized his wish to break free from his world.
So Leah, what do you think?
Yes, how do Poe's words touch you?
Uhh..
Matzah!!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-22-03
americans!!!!!
Why don't you...STOP?
Because...UM...AH...
WELL...
BY
WAIT UP

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-24-03
Before I die, I'm going to save up $5,000 and send it to John Stamos and ask him to come to my funeral...
*cry* *sob*
Oh man...I can't believe she's dead! She was so...
He can show up, cry, and leave. That's all I ask.
*sniff* *sob* *cry*
Is that John Stamos? Did Leah know John Stamos? Were they related? Is Leah's last name Stamos...?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-24-03
Yes, we hang out in the dark...
1.God, if you exist, give me no sign at all. 2.______ 3.Therefore, God exists.
1.God made man. 2.Man made gummibears. 3.Therefore, God made gummibears. 4.Therefore, God exists.
That was funny! Let me try!
1.I like God. 2.I like Avril. 3.Therefore Avril is God. 4.Therefore, God exists.
Moral: I hate Ashlynn...
Dangerous! That was lame.
Yea. Ashlynn, you're stupid. Go away.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-24-03
There is no character to match my niece so let's pretend this monkey is her.
Havan is my 4 year old niece...
and she's freakin awesome!
No one's around...
FAWK YEW KARL!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-25-03
Brent knows a little Spanish..
Fui al cine...
Leah knows none at all.
Tengo gusto del cine...
I LOVE when you whisper sweet spanish nothings in my ear!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-25-03
After Mexicasa last Saturday...
*sniff sniff*
So yea...
BRENT!
What?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-25-03
Something in you car smells like shit!
What are you talking about?
There is shit on my ass, and it wasnt there before! Something is in your car. Go check!
Fine. C'mon John...
*Beef tuck: we parked next to one in the back of a scary parking lot at Mexicasa.
Ew, ew, ew!
I pretty sure it's not from the car. It didn't smell like that before. I bet it was the beef truck.*

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-25-03
I messed the previous strip up...DAMMIT! It should be like this:
Something in your car smells like shit!
What are you talking about?
There is shit on my ass! It wasn't there before! Go look in the car and see what it is!
Fine. John, come with me...
*Beef Truck*: We parked next to one at the resturant we were just at...
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Hmm, that smells wasn't there before. Maybe the beef truck* did something to the car.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-25-03
Five minutes later (After Heather changed her pants).
So...?
It was hot chocolate.
Hot chocolate?
Yea, old hot chocolate.
...
EEEEEEEEEW!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-26-03
If only my dad was a cop...
Off-ee-zor! I'd like to report a stolen an-ee-mul. It wuz a snake!
Ok, let's make this as easy as possible so you can get back to the strawberries...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-26-03
Pants is on the left.
So yea, I think you smell bad...
Mhm.
Deuce is on the Right.
And your face is funny looking...
Ok.
So I'm going away to my big house now.
Don't you hate Pants?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-26-03
As stated before, it's almost 2 am. I am tired but for some reason I'm not in bed yet.
Computers are fun...Teehee...Oh God, shoot me...
The monitor keeps changing shades, because it is old as hell, and I think I see little monsters everywhere.
Ok, that's not going to make me go to bed any quicker...
I watched Gone In 60 Seconds tonight. Then Brent came over. He left and I was sad. Now it is time for bed. Goodnight.
Hello bed! Here I come!
Yay!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-26-03
Oooh, that counter has tuna. Can we get some?
Meat from the salad bar? No way.
Aww, why not? I'm really hungry.
Because if you get that tuna, you'll also get salmonella.
Hey! If Mark gets the salmonella, I get salmonella too!
Mitch can have my salmo-nellas. I don't mind.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-26-03
Robin Hood and his married men.
Sorry, I can't go on the raid. Today is our anniversary.
I promised to mow the lawn.
My mother-in-law is coming over.
I'm picking my kids up at daycare.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-28-03
Monday at lunch.
Hey Toni, come here!
Do you like Flock of Seaguls?
Uh...no, because I do not like birds.
She was later told Flock of Seaguls is a band...way before her time.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
AHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by LaLaLaLeah
1-28-03
Again, 4th period:
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
What?!
Nothing.
What did you say? Were you singing the Almond Joy song?
This is followed by Mr. W's exit, as we all laugh at him.
You're mistaken. Get your facts straight.
Hmm, I know what you said...

 

by LaLaLaLeah
2-02-03
Hmm...
What is it?
Well, I'v been looking over all my comics. They're not as funny as I had hoped.
Well that sucks. What do you think will help?
Well, I sure feel better.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
2-02-03
A rare online conversation with Taylor and Leah...No arguments!
She doesn't know it's me...
He doesn't know I know it's him...
*Type type*Brb.
*Type type* Ok. :::taps nails on desk while I wait:::
*Type type* Back. You're so cute.
Uhh....um, no?

 

by LaLaLaLeah
2-07-03
Leah ate a corndog!
Corndogolicious!
Hahaha!
I want another corndog.
It's cause you're fat.
2 Minutes Later...
That was good. I want another but I'll seem like a fat slob if I eat one more.
Yea, that's true...fatty.

 

by LaLaLaLeah
3-05-03
One day at the mall, not too long ago...
Your sister's walking away.
Where are you going, clutch?
The vending machine over here.
Let's all pretend I'm a vending machine for today!
2 minutes later...
What did you get?
Ripped off.

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