Gee, I wonder...

Author: LaLaLaLeah

Date: January 21, 2003

by LaLaLaLeah
1-21-03
Leah, your horoscope says "romantic feelings will impair your thinking today, due to Pluto in Sagittarius!"
I wonder how the planet Pluto gets to determine what thoughts I think...
Astrologists say our personalities are influenced by heavinly bodies.
I think our personalities should be influence by EARTHLY bodies. My horoscope should say...
"Wild, out of control hormones will obliterate the logical side of your brain today."
A daily "hormone-scope?" Too scary to catch on.