All comics by Lord_Vodek

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by Lord_Vodek
11-03-08
So what did you do to her than?
I suatamized her cold dead ass.
That's cool pretty hardcore...
Then i stabbed one of her eyes out and pissed in the hole
What the fuck is worng with you you sick freak?
Uhh it was your idea

 

Another pointless voter
Why did any of us even bother to vote when we know McCain will steal the election
Cause humans are idiots
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

After meeting online these two found the thought of haveing sex quite akward
Sorry i thought you were "Born2Suk"
I am
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
Why dont you like obama?
He supports abortion abortion is bad
whats wrong with being pro choice?
abortion
so whats wrong with it?
abortion is bad and i hate that nigger

 

What McCain see when he is on his pain pills
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
Figured it out yet?
Yeah the black guy shot the old white guy
This just in Obama has shot John McCain!
We now go live to the news Conferance
I hated that stupid cracker

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
Please officer it wont happen again
Either i write this ticket and you pay or we fuck
Ok come here big boy
wait i just relized im a flaming homosexual your still getting this ticket
Damn why do i always get the fags i need to get laid so bad
Sorry lady

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
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McCain Just became president and has reinstated slavery
Think not what you can do for your country but what Brown can do for you.
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

Obama Has just won the presidancy and has his own views on slavery...
All white people are the slaves of black people paybacks a bitch
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
I'll do anyhting to go to heaven
kill your duaghter
Die im going to heaven bitch
Mom why?
ok i did
yeah murder is a sin your staying

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
Dude how many cows were killed for this steak?
Maybe i'll try a bite i dont know what it is like...
20 minutes later
EAT MORE MEAT EAT MORE MEAT

 

To all republicans: FUCK YOU...Im president ok time to sell Alaska back to Russia
by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-04-08
How do i know if im a jew?
Are you a jew?
No
there you go
wow your so smart
thanx

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-05-08
So uh yeah
yeah...
uhhh ummm see ya around
yeah bye
Sex must have sucked i wonder which one was the virgin

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-05-08
Obama won
thats a good thing why the long face?
McCain was supposed to die in office so Palin could become president
that dosent scare you?
it does but all presidents have affairs and scandals i wanted to get my freak on with her

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-05-08
Snort Snort
he took a bite out of me avenge me
Ah shit i know
Score
Likeing them long horns...Im a dirty cow a dirty cow

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-06-08
While funny now sadly this did happen many many many many many many many many times throughout my childhood
Clean this shit up before i beat your ass
but i didnt do it
Always hated that bitch
Now go clean the other room
What?
See where im coming from?
Ah fuck it im leaving bitch no way im cleaning this up

 

WHY SO SERIOUS?
by Lord_Vodek, 11-07-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-07-08
Plunger of Power
Water Blast of DOOOM
I need a life...

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-07-08
You're just jealous cause the voices dont talk to you
freak
the voices tell me im perfectly normal
right...

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-08-08
I was watching porn the other day for some new move ideas...this is waht happned...
5 minutes in to the video
wow...*hand moves*
6 minutes into the video
hmm wonder whats on tv...FUCK i didnt watch for new ideas

 

Im sorry i ate your presants but i was hungry and you know i eat electronics so a fifty five inch plasma is like the utimate meal
by Lord_Vodek, 11-09-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-09-08
Happy Birthday Marines
Semper Fi
Please note i do respect the marines and i am thinking about joining when i get out of college i hope you come home safley boys
Damn couldn't make a single joke about those stupid jarheads

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-09-08
People say im not normal but if thats true what the fuck are you?
I mean seriously define normal nowadays there is no definition for normal only unnormal
Woa did you see the flying donkey?

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-09-08
That was the best blowjob ever
WHAT?!? it clearly wasnt you didnt even cum
...
Woa hold on your either saying you cant cum OR you've never had a blowjob until now and it was horrible
Was that a trick question im not sure theres a way i can answer that without looking like an idiot or pissing you off
This is why my mom is a lesbian

 

Ewww who said i liked carrot cake? Oh hey look it's Devil's Food Cake oh my me i love that stuff
by Lord_Vodek, 11-09-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
I banged your mom so hard she screamed
What the fuck?
I made her moan and cummed all over her face
...
I loved her long time we even had a monkey one time
Dad go home your drunk again

 

Another pedofile in jail
Damn that little boy scooter i told him not to tell
by Lord_Vodek, 11-10-08

 

Random layout couldnt think of anything better
Enjoy the terd i left there
by Lord_Vodek, 11-10-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
But i thought you loved me for who i was
Giggity
I feel so used
I just got hungry
Oh my god you ate my sister phillys
Oops

 

Hooray
Id like to thank the acedemy for best blowjob of the year award
by Lord_Vodek, 11-10-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
People need to chill the fuck out im tired of all these haters
You dumbass i wasnt being literal
Idiot
Haha this was a walmart costume

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
Happy Me
Damn
FUCK ALMOST MADE IT!

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
A pickle a cucumber and a penis are talking the pickle says life sucks when i get big and juicy people bite me
The cucumber says ha thats nothing when i get big and juicy people chop me up and put me in salads
The penis says i wish i was one of you when i get big and juicy they stick me in a dark clost and make me do pushup till i thorw up

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
Man ever since i started that apocolypse the service here sucks
Not to mention all the paperwork
My kind of party finnally.

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Damn this sucks
So whos the letter from son?
My girlfriend
Oh what did she say?
I dont know my dad so idk if this is like him
Shes leaving me for you
Really? Awesome i mean damn son that sucks

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Help for the homeless?
All i own are these flowers and an edible house
I only own this box
I starve everyday
Dude you have a gingerbread house
it's food or shelter buddy i gotta pick one

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
I would stab you but your gonna die anyway so why bother?
What do you mean im gonna die anyway?
Oh dont worry i will too
of course were gonna die eventually but we were supposed to fight to the death
no i mean were gonna die right now theres no oxygen here
What? oh fu---

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Jr... How many people did you kill this time?
Only four i was just gonna kill the one bitch so she couldnt nark on me for raping her last night but her husband and kids were home.
You relize if they find out it was you you'll go to jail right
i think i got it covered
Dear world i hate everyone and everything

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
I guess you could say my childhood was fucked up
for instance once i was fifteen everytime my dad didn't want me to mess up while he was gone he gave me a new playboy
half the pages were stuck together though

 

ow why me?
Sorry buddy
by Lord_Vodek, 11-11-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Boo fucka
squeek squeek?
ah screw you
squeek?
never can get a break in squirel town

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
The humans have figured it out we put George Bush in the white house so he would make the planet easier to invade
Hopefully now that they are weakened they wont go Men In Black on our asses
what asses?
well?
it was a human figure of speech you dousche

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
So whats up how did you die?
I was having anal sex with arnold swarzinager and he ruptured my ass
Tragic
it didnt happen till he cummed the resulting semen explosion blew my ass apart

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Oh come on im the lord and savior...
were you on your way to save the world
no
ticket it is then
Son Of A Bitch!

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
Where were you?
i was watching porn
What?
i was watching porn why?
You idiot
what?

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-11-08
cant beleive this bitch is mad i was watching porn
how could you do this?
Better than me sleeping with other women right?
not really
fuck this bitch pisses me off sometimes
I heard that you aint getting none for a week.

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-12-08
Actual conversation with my girlfriend
Someone hit me in the back of the head with a hair straightener
who?
My mom
that bitch

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-12-08
So George almost out of office what now?
Well Mr. Rove sir im gonna take a dump in the bed before i leave see how Obama likes that
...That's real imaginitive all the things you could do between now and Obama going into office and taking a dump in the bed is the best you can think of?
Im not smart
I know you thought you lost the election in 2000 even though you clobered Al Gore
Wasn't my fualt my football team lost that day

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