My Attempt At Being Funny

Author: Lord_Vodek

Date: November 10, 2008

by Lord_Vodek
11-10-08
A pickle a cucumber and a penis are talking the pickle says life sucks when i get big and juicy people bite me
The cucumber says ha thats nothing when i get big and juicy people chop me up and put me in salads
The penis says i wish i was one of you when i get big and juicy they stick me in a dark clost and make me do pushup till i thorw up