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by Mastah_Disastah
1-29-03
FINALLY! It's good to be home now.
I'm going to get some sleep. I'm tired.
Goodnight, good buddy.
FUCK YOU!!!!
I WILL HAVE YOUR SOULLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-29-03
So you're telling me that you were called "The pinnacle of darkness that shall release the powers of Satan, by the Grim reaper himself?
Basically, yes.
And that you had received one request for your soul prior to that occasion...then kidnapped by a serial killer and led to a graveyard?
Yes.
Can I make sweet love to you by the fire?
Yes...wait, WHAT??

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-29-03
I'm leaving, you sicko!!
Please don't go! I said "Shall I cleanse your soul by the pyre?"!
Oh....really?
I want to lick your anus like a dirty fork after a hot meal.
WHAT????
Creaky floors.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-29-03
Now there goes a nice peice of ass.
DAMN! I wanna hit that.
You read my mind. TAKE ME!
Father Loverly, you're displaying a disorderly form of conduct with our fellow Christians. Shall we go over the basic precepts of 'loving conduct' again?

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
So, lately this comic hasn't been making sense...Fuck, it never did. Peebles? The anti-christ? What the fuck? Seems like the author needs to up the dosage!
Shut up.
...Just keep Peebles away from me.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
JEEBUS H. CHRIST! What the hell happened to you???
Ask "smokey", over there.
If you don't change my friend back to what he WAS, I'm going to be pretty pissed off!
Uh..
*Scribble, scribble*
I'M HIDEOUS!
I hate you.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
Okay, so now, I'm you, and you're...whatever the fuck that is.
I'm a cowboy, wise-ass.
What do we do now?
I can't think of any more gay jokes...You're just so fucking sexy.
...Are you going to fuck me?
I've been considering it.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
We have to think of something.
I have a boner.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life in your body.
I have a boner.
Oh great, now I have a boner.
Can I touch it?

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
How'd you know?

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
Look, we have to do something. I think our author is fucked up worse than he was when he started this strip.
What the hell do you WANT me to do? I'm nailed to a fucking product of boredom.
"This is funny! Ha ha ha!"
This is NOT funny! You didn't draw me a penis!
THANK YOU for not drawing him a penis!
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! ONE HOP, TWO HOP, I'M VERY SLOWLY GETTING AWAY!

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
What? Hey! He put us back in our bodies!
THANK GOODNESS! ...Wait, why do I feel like a large amount of time has passed?
My penis smells funny.
My anus is bleeding.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
"www.goatse.cx?"
Click
OH MY GOD, HIS ANUS IS BLEEDING!

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
Peebles has just returned home from the local electronics shop with his uber-fast PC and internet connection.
"H3L0!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!! LOL OMG"
Hi there. I'm Peebles.
u r teh kewlest1!1
Uh...What did you say?
LOL
I feel dirty.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-30-03
H3Y P@BL0, LOL! OMG!1! HA HA HA!1!
What the...FUCK is wrong with you?
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Have you been up all night talking to 12 year olds on AOL Instant Messenger?
LOL, OMG, YEZ!1!! OMG, OMG. LOL, OMG ROTFL!!1!!!!!1!
I feel dirty.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
1-31-03
GRAAR!
LOL! OMG A ROBOT!1!! LOL OMG OMG LOL ROFL!!!!1!!!
I AM TOBOR! PREPARE FOR CORNHOLING!!!
WTF IS CRONHLONGI!!1!!?!?1????
YOUR ANUS WILL BLEED!
Well, shit.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-03-03
...So then, I fucked his shit up.
Fucked it up good?
Fo' sho.
Sweet shit, nigga.
Then I hit him with the hammer.
You just fucking soured me, asshole.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-03-03
I can't pretend I like doing this every time the writer is in the mood. I have a life.
Besides being corn-holed by a robot?
That happened one time.
For four months.
...Say something...Please.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-03-03
So, what did you bring me out here for?
Well, see, we've run out of jokes, and ideas...and generally everything that makes a comic good...if we ever had it.
So I thought I'd bring you to the park.
And hunt you for sport.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-03-03
No, don't hurt me...
SHUT UP, NIGGER-BITCH!!
BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S how you fuck shit up.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-03-03
Okay, okay, that went well. Body's in a dark cave. Gun is in the river. I'm off scott free.
GAH!!
I'm telling on you! I saw everything!
One Minute Later
Wow. Bitch skipped four times.

 

by Mastah_Disastah
6-04-03
Can I take your order?
Hey wait, you're not Maurice.
Yes I am.
No you're not, where's Maurice?
Here I am!
Hey Mauri-HEY!! It's still you. Your brilliant disguise almost fooled me.

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