Peebles and Pablo: The Jist Of It, Really

Author: Mastah_Disastah

Date: January 29, 2003

by Mastah_Disastah
1-29-03
So you're telling me that you were called "The pinnacle of darkness that shall release the powers of Satan, by the Grim reaper himself?
Basically, yes.
And that you had received one request for your soul prior to that occasion...then kidnapped by a serial killer and led to a graveyard?
Yes.
Can I make sweet love to you by the fire?
Yes...wait, WHAT??