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What people are saying (*):

"More fun than a sack full of dead kittens" - Joe Grant

"We will go to the moon" - J.F.K.

"More contagious than the black plague" - A Rat

"He is witty. He is funny. He has style" - A.S. Byatt

"There are only two people in the world who would understand this, and they are both me." - A Schyzophrenic

"If I had any glands, I might find him funny" - Death

"As Stylish as a banana daiquiri" - Terry Pratchett

!!Now back with 25% more funny and 100% less hair.!!

(*) Not saying anything about me especifically. just saying in general.

CC 281 : Who dunnit?

by Melkor
5-06-05

A drunkard goes into a bar.


	Bartender! A bottle of your foulest stuff, and keep it coming!

Later.


	So waz, ina ina ina bar and this dame, she saidze no, kicked me right ina thinghy, in the mouth...tongue..tonsils..teeth!

Much later.


	Waz? Should'nt ya be a Elephant?


	I sold my tusks to pay for membership at Greenpeace.

CC 281: Naked Gun revival mode activated.

by Melkor
5-06-05

A hearthbroken man walks into a bar.


	Bartender, give me strongest thing you've got!


	gotcha!


	On second though, give me a Black Russian.


	Righ...Huh?

RM5 - Inspector Pinko

by Melkor
5-17-05


	Well Jarvis, this is the fifth prostitute killed this month. The killer always seems to be one step ahead of the police. It almost like he is one of us.


	Oh man, i HATE these crime scenes, they freak me out!


	Now Jarvis, we must solve these crimes, otherwise our saturday night's will be really dull. we must examine this crime scene thoroughly.


	No way! i'm getting the hell out of here!


	Oh come on, men! Dont you have any balls?


	gasp That's what the whores said!

RM5 - For a fistfull of blogs

by Melkor
5-17-05


	Well dear reader, another week, and the same boundless routine. Nothing exciting ever happens here.


	Just the same endless repetition. Like the dials on the clock, everyday we stand in the exact same place as the day before. Is there nothing new in the world?


	ps: oh by the way, i have a reindeer jammed in my door. XOXOXO Annie

RM5 - The Goat that failed.

by Melkor
5-17-05


	What is a goat doing in a Buddist Temple?


	I'm actually God Himself, here on earth disguised as a goat.


	So what is God doing in a budist temple?


	i'm just tired of this whole catholic church thinghy. It just doesnt do anything to me anymore. Thought i could try something new.


	I find your lack of faith...disturbing.


	That's what I said unto the sodomites. Did'nt do much good to them either.

FTC 63 - Bisexual or what!

by Melkor
5-19-05


	You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.


	Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.


	As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!


	I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.


	And?


	She's craving for dick.

FTC 63 - Du diram dum dot!

by Melkor
5-19-05


	You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.


	Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.


	As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!


	I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.


	And?


	I spent the entire night watching "Titanic" and cried myself to sleep.

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