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A drunkard goes into a bar.
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| Bartender! A bottle of your foulest stuff, and keep it coming! | |
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| So waz, ina ina ina bar and this dame, she saidze no, kicked me right ina thinghy, in the mouth...tongue..tonsils..teeth! | |
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| Waz? Should'nt ya be a Elephant? | |
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| I sold my tusks to pay for membership at Greenpeace. | |
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