CC 281 : Who dunnit?

Author: Melkor

Date: May 6, 2005

by Melkor
5-06-05
A drunkard goes into a bar.
Bartender! A bottle of your foulest stuff, and keep it coming!
Later.
So waz, ina ina ina bar and this dame, she saidze no, kicked me right ina thinghy, in the mouth...tongue..tonsils..teeth!
Much later.
Waz? Should'nt ya be a Elephant?
I sold my tusks to pay for membership at Greenpeace.