All comics by Miller12

 

Exceptional explosion intended for mature audience!
Our next session we will discuss my learning curve!
by Miller12, 6-03-17

 

by Miller12
6-04-17
Barry! The luncheon will include Spaghetti Straps and Open Toe Stilettos. Conspirators insist on keeping all the Russian Hackers contained to their chairs !
Jenni ! I have risen to the occasion.The Romphims will be singing the national anthem and I will be sporting a lovely pair of leather stirrups!
Jesus! Is it true you like to read cosmopolitan while your on the pretty?
Judas! I will bring my spurs that go jingle jangle jingle. As long as you don't fence me in, We will go riding merrily along. Love The Blue Suede Sash!

 

Honestly Abe!🎩
by Miller12, 6-04-17

 

by Miller12
6-04-17
Indonesia!
Malaysia!
Borneo!
Sumatra!
Orangutans are the largest arboreal mammals. Are you immortal?
Monk! I am culturally diversified!

 

The Bog
by Miller12, 6-04-17

 

Gnome! That's what Upperclassmen mean when they ask for your Vin # 🚽
by Miller12, 6-04-17

 

by Miller12
6-05-17
House Of Lords commands you to shit or get off the pot!
Dunny boy!
John boy!
The Loo
Would you like to smoke a khazi?
Smoking Trolls!

 

Are you the culprit who has the balls to take a shit on my crapper?
Yes, Your Majesty! I prefer to call it a hopper.
by Miller12, 6-05-17

 
by Miller12, 6-05-17

 

by Miller12
6-06-17
D Day! Icecream @ Treat Yourself Dairy!
Butch! Where did you get the icecream?
Timmy! The Cows were giving away free icecream at the farm.
What flavor is your icecream?
Burlesque Butter Cream!

 

by Miller12
6-06-17
BLONDE!
Butch! Smuggling butter out of the farm is one thing but, a herd of elephants carrying a diamond in the ruff may raise suspicion. 💎
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Uncharted Territory!
I believe your approach is better than wielding a hammer and a bunch of kitchen knives!

 

Butch! Thanks for saving my childbearing thighs and having me ride side saddle on an elephant.It was Epiphany !
Sister Ann! Who else is going to open up the trade routes!
by Miller12, 6-06-17

 

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by Miller12, 6-06-17

 

by Miller12
6-07-17
Gregor! What's a Scotsman doing in Englishmans Bar?
I fell off a lorry after being slipped a mickey.In my disorientation I wandered in here for beer and broads. What's an Englishman doing wearing a Scotish Kilt?
The name is McKajun The Fighting Irishman.I won this kilt in a bar fight for the lady of the evening!
Let's say we go a few rounds. Winner takes the bagpipes!
Coyote!
Dog!

 

by Miller12
6-08-17
Chen what happened to you?
I came in here for a Bloody Mary and had an encounter with a Black Russian.
DEXX! Heard you need a Chinese translater in this bar who knows baseball language!
ABE! Yeah and a White Russian translater to tell me what the he'll is going on in this bar. Any Takers?
I came here for the Polish Sausage! Today's Special !
Dad! I am the only Black Russian In this bar!

 

Razmatazmanian! Trade you my English Muffin for your English Lightening Rod.
âš¡Alternate Current âš¡Direct Current AC/DC
by Miller12, 6-08-17

 

Martha! Fishing off the coast of Norway has its advantages! Mercury levels are low and you are still High Born!
Wiguhooker! Have you ever thought of trading in your Whig for a seat in the Papal Court? Amen!
by Miller12, 6-08-17

 

by Miller12
6-09-17
Whiggamore! The latrine is all yours for the asking. Shall I play you a tune in your moment of peaceful contemplation ?
Gregor! Who missed the toilet. There is piss on the rim and where is my hooker?
Traded the hooker in for a mop and a spray bottle! Politics is a dirty job but somebody's got to clean up the act!
Magic Kingdom @ Pink Donkeys 👜 Butterflies .
I will never do it with a donkey no matter how many times you ask but a pink donkey that's a different story!

 

God! How could you question my authenticity? I am your son.My DNA markers lead straight to you. Lord! Denying me would be like doubting your existance.
Finally, someone has a beard as impressive as mine!
by Miller12, 6-10-17

 

by Miller12
6-11-17
Brain Hackers!
Flight or Fight Hormone!
Application Overload!
Brain Scans!
Team Work Addiction
Computer technicians are designing programs,applications and codes to keep our brains in a constant state of stress! Recalculating !
Did you say ejaculating? Hold on for fifteen seconds @ put down your phone and breathe.Take a deep breath! Exhale! Relax! You are now entering Zen!

 
by Miller12, 6-11-17

 

Did somebody say Broom Sweepers for all ages? If that is the case then my hat goes off to the Host Of The Show! 🎆
Investigative Journals would conclude that adopting a self proclaimed origin of Birth Witch to the stand would make my day! Screen my callers some may have to pass the background check! 🆔
by Miller12, 6-12-17

 

by Miller12
6-12-17
I love road trips and lollipops ! Let's play a game on our way to the bar.I will tell you one truth and then you have to take a dare.
Sounds like your sweetening the pot. Spark It Up !
I had multiple orgasms with California Highway Patrol!
I believe that makes you a good chip Lollipop.🍭
The handsome renegade biker put his Angel wings around me and kissed me softly... For the rest of my life I have a band of bad boys on my tail!
Wow! that explains The Indian & Howgh "Happy Campers" got their name!

 

by Miller12
6-12-17
Sanderson! I am going to pretend that I don't know what's going on in this office as long as you pretend to go along with me.
Boss! Corroborating as we speak!
Willy! Go stick your nose where it belongs! 👃
Boss! I heard the office receptionist has a nice ass!
Potus! Today you will be playing the role of receptionist. If anyone asks where I am tell them I went to the john.
Covfefe!

 

Philosophers Travel
I dare you to try three greeks and a red head!
What kind of icecream parlor do you think this is?
by Miller12, 6-12-17

 

by Miller12
6-13-17
Apple Of My Eye! Martha and I don't want you to have the riffraff helping you with your homework.I only want saints and do gooders in the house and by all means dont get yourself pregnant!
George! Literally or Figuratively Speaking!
Neil! I will sneak you up the stairs into Washington's bedroom where we will have our first kiss then we will play a game of hide and seek!
Where I find you in Lincoln's bedroom! C and I bring my friend Jimmy along he has a leather jacket!
Is that you tapping into my electrical grid?
Kimberly! You might need another form of currency. The public sector does not know when to incert the chip or pull out! Slide on in we got you covered! Baroness!

 

Martha! I gave Kimberly The Bird's 🐲 and Bee's 🐝Speech!
George! If that didn't work our last resort will be to give her Pearl Necklace. I am making you your favorite meal Oysters On The Half Shell!
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 

Would you rather fornicate with a Fallen Angel or an Outlaw?
My expierence is that a fallen angel will cut you wide open and let you bleed .💅 While an outlaw will force himself on you in order to claim his territory! 🔫 In The Name Of Enlightenment
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 

by Miller12
6-13-17
Arab! Rising from the dead is an amazing feat!

 

If I have to trade in my broomstick for a golf club can I at least have an Arabian ThoroughBreds Race Horse? 🏇
Pony Up! 🐎
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 

Skin&Bones...
Kat, I swear I am not in collusion with The Russians!
That's the caper of the century! Trade you my prestigious library card for a vintage cotton gin!
by Miller12, 6-13-17

 
by Miller12, 6-14-17

 

by Miller12
6-14-17
Sister Ann! On behalf of the International brotherhood of deli sandwich makers I present to you a dictionary class in exchange for free night's stay at bookstore suites!
Diction is not my strong suit.Deli sandwiches may persuade the working girls to work a little harder. Swap you my veil in exchange for the unwed mother. Dictionary in hand is par for the course.
Working Girls
Eating! What did I tell you about eating during dictionary class?
Hippies make me want to eat and eat the fat of the land!

 
by Miller12, 6-14-17

 

by Miller12
6-15-17
Tall Ships Are Coming To Town!
How did we get stateside on a ship?
We are two ships passing in the night!
Fire In The Hole.
Hometown Boys! âš“
Pirate! That is how The Shipping Magnate is Born and Bred! 👷
Toga! Traitors Turn Into Patriots ! ⛵

 

by Miller12
6-17-17
Instead of posing for me you should show me your favorite kofightclub ground and pound position.
The crab most muscular topped with dance moves and fancy footwork is why I am your instructor!
Try that one on for size!
I like your fanny pack!
It's called a sports pack...Busta!
Come a little closer so I can get a better view.Golly G Wiz! Sporting Hollywood!

 

Where am I going to find a hybrid being who's craftsmanship surpasses human intelligence?
by Miller12, 6-17-17

 

Melvin! My sparring partner said he was sporting holly wood! He then asked me to hold his jock strap in one hand and his magic wand in the other hand!
Holly! Put your dukes up and take it like a woman!
by Miller12, 6-17-17

 

by Miller12
6-18-17
Dominant behavior,mood swings and wild temper tantrums is what we need to get emotionally involved with our offspring!
Please! Throw me around like a rag doll,spank my bottom and teach me subordinate social behavior!
What Is The Alien Cover Story?
The role we play as adults mimics our childhood. Please stick a thermometer up my poop shoot and take my temperature!
How do want this control drama to play out in only three frames?
Only the chosen alien humanoids will get an inside peek of subculture role reversal!

 

by Miller12
6-18-17
You fight like a girl and I should kick you where it counts Pretty Boy!
Get off my jock. Sock Girl!
Come a little closer so I can see what your woodpecker does when I give it a karate chop!
Slide those panty's to the side so I can see your feminine quality!
I am in touch with my masculine side!
Docile Fems Unite!

 

Melvin! I gave Holly the the low single leg take down followed with the butterfly/banana split and the most anticipated penetration step!
by Miller12, 6-19-17

 

by Miller12
6-19-17
How did you like the lifelong coma?
I had a dream that a strange being with horns and a pitchfork had me pinned down on a bale of hay.
Sleeping Beauty! Did he tell you the secret of how to farm the land?
Whatever you do don't believe the botulism story!

 

Sharing Warm Beer Between Friends.
by Miller12, 6-19-17

 

by Miller12
6-20-17
If we choose our friends wisely we may escape the grips of an evil plague.
Whoever said the world is in the toilet sure knows how to fix a drink.
The Germans know how to make beer! Do you think you can put a shirt on my eyes are freaking out! You don't have an umbilical cord!
Belly Button! I sure know how to pay your bar tab and by the looks of the original outhouse a fart blast blew it to smithereens!
Barley!
Hops!

 
by Miller12, 6-20-17

 

Baby! Your intuitive nature surpasses your vitals and motor skills!
Is that a porn dig or a positive affirmation?
by Miller12, 6-20-17

 

by Miller12
6-20-17
What do you think this is a barn?Raccoons, Opossums, Squirrels and Skunks!
I came here for pork shishkabob and homemade bake beans. Celebrating the summer solstice!
Pig! If you feed the wild animals food they will eat you out of house and home. The animals could be rabid so be ready to get a rabies shot!
Monkey! I was hoping to spot a wild grizzley bear going through the garbage can, but that sounds like an act of terror!

 

by Miller12
6-21-17
Spiritual and Academic Teachers.💂
Have you heard of sailing the seven seas ?
My sail is flying at full mast! ⛵
Ahoy Matey! Its Just another day in paradise! We can shake a cloth in the wind!
Ahoy Matey! Our Merchant Sailboat is ready to set sail to a far away land. Guru Purnima!

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