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Necro reminds himself of his inadequacies
I'm sorry...
My life is a mess... Hey! What the hell!
Damn you Jackson. You runied my self-pity...
SUGAR!

 

I can't see a thing...
Wait! I think I see something!
AHHH! A GHOST!
Wait! It's only me! Schmerjchanikov!

 

I never noticed you. I thought you looked different
Huh? You mean like this?
AIEEEEE!
No! Wait! It's only me!

 

Mrs. Flynn has a thought on Ewan...
Some people really annoy me.
Such as?
Ewan McGregor, not the film actor
Why, what did he do?
He printed 50 blooming copies of a 5 sheet set of World War 1 documents, ruining my extremely well planned lesson!
I'll get him for you!

 

I am Skonar.
I am K-Tulu!
He is my mortal nemesis. I shall eliminate him now.
He is my mortal nemesis. I shall eliminate him now.
I win!
I win!

 

Corporal Paul stops the blades, but he's not sure!
Hey I'm Private MrFantastic! Look at all those blades! Woooh!
Hacking command semi-succesful. NOOO! Wait! They might not be stopped yet!
The blade comes swooshing down!
Wooh! Pie and Jimmy! Look at th.... SPLAT
Mr Fantastic! NOOOOOOOOO!
AHHH! My head is jamming the blade! You can go through now!
Now that's using your head!

 

Hey. I am Skonar, or rather his current incarnation defined by myself.
You may know me from such sims as "Anti-Drake" and "XCAS". Oh look. My mortal nemesis. I'm will now, in front of your eyes, eliminate him.
You weakling! I shalt defeat you!
Oi you chicken! Come here and fight like a man!
You chicken! You run away! Bi bi Skonar! I win! I dodged you punches!

 

CHITTER AND DIEEEEE!
Stupid Alien! I'm McBenneth, I can turn into a Squirrel! Watch me!
So?
You're allergic to squirrels!
No I'm not...

 

by Mouse_Nightshirt
10-04-02
I have far too much bloody coursework!
It gets me down too. Especially that Mr Smyth Freak.
He really is a prune... Hey... WHAT ARE YOU DOING! AHHH! A paperclip!
NYIGGGYYY! Mwaaahahahaha! Meet your marathonic doom!
Your walnit problem really is getting on my nerves...
*sigh*

 

Ho ho! I am the psi-guy, Loonie! Also known as Kacur
Hmmm. I hope you will prove an addition to the team
Yup! I have great ideas for the sim! Let's redo the ranks!
Are you sure that's sensible?
To be continued...
Yeah, OK, so lets sort out the rules...
I'm listening...

 

A new person!
Hi! I'm asiangirl1. I have no bearing on the course of XCAS in it's future or present.
Then what are you doing here?
I'm here to slowly hack your head off with a large sweet wrapper and chop out your heart with a blunt pencil.
AARRRRGHHHH! RUN AWAY!!!!
Walnuts...

 

Loonie meets Ko
Heya Sir! I am Kacur... You know that. Wait... you think I''m gonna die a slow, painful death!
You read my mind. I don't like people who read my mind
But that's my job!
Not for long...
GWAARRRRGGGGHHH!!
Welcome to XCAS Private.

 

Yo! Sir! SIR! LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!
No, Monkey magnet.
Monket Magnet does not compute! Bzzzt! Error! self-destruct sequence initiated!
...
Sometimes you wonder how hard its drilled into that cranium of his...

 

Why have I been demoted to Lance Corporal?
You asked for it!
No! You've asked for it your shitfaced moron!
No no no! That's not what I meant! That's not what I...
meant?
ARRRGGGGHHH!

 

Yo Daedalus! What are my chances of going out with Fléche?
Calculating... Approxamately 3 zillion, 386 billion, 173 million, 273 thousand 873 to one.
WHAT!?!? 3,386,174,273,873 TO ONE!?!?!
That is confirmed. Knives can be aquired in the messhall, guns in the armoury.
Excuse me while I go kill myself.
Roger Wilco.

 

The Commander welcomes Fléche!
*grumble*
What's up Fléche? Nice to see your first appearance in a comic!
You stupid murdering moron! Piss Off!
...
Go on! Shoo!
Talk about the welcoming spirit...

 

Ko meets Fléche
*grumble*
I hate grumbling. Hell I hate everything. Die!
Leave me alone! Piss off X-Com officer!
I am in the process of killing you. Do not interrupt me dammit!!
Why can't they see I hate them?
ARRRGGGHHH!

 

I am God. You have displeased me Weindhoven. Prepare for your imminent destruction.
Hello God, what is your fuel source?
My fuel source! What kinda dumb question is that? I am solar powered!
But it's dark in here!
What use is a God which is solar powered?

 

Hello, would you like to buy real estate or time-shares?
Huh? We're out in the middle of the galaxy, we don't have a clue where we are, and you want to sell real estate?
Yes. You may find that hard to believe, but I have some real offers that you must consider!
...Walnuts?
Excuse me sir?
I beg your pardon, I must hammer my head with this nail thank you.

 

Necro stumbles upon Ko
Hello Ko... you're not going to try and kill me?
No. I am not the dominant force anymore. I can no longer bring myself to murder people.
Oh that's OK then.
Excuse me for a moment. I must... erm... go to the toilet.
Go to the toilet? Huh?

 

Necro stumbles upon Fléche
Heya Fléche, what are you doing out of your quarters? Holy! What are you doing with that gun!?
Piss off you X-Com Moron! DIE!
AIEEE!
Yay! I killed one!
What Necro failed to realise is that I now hire someone else to do my murdering.

 

Hello sir! Whatcha up to?
And who are you?
Atzel Evander. Couldn't you have guessed?
I know who you are.
Maybe the comic characters are in a world of their own...
Then why did you ask me who I was?
A comic technicality Evander, so our readers know who you are!

 

Heya Evander!
Hello!
Evander! Ask the question dammit!
So how are you today?
Fine thanks, yourself?
INTERVENTION: Because Evander forgot to tell you who this guy is, I'll have to tell you. It's Scott aka Strong Bob!
I'm fine too.
Ah that's good... NOOOOO! I was supposed to ask who you are! We're in the last caption and no-one will know who you are! Agh! DAMN ME!!!

 

Brrrrrrrilliant idea sir! Absolutely spiffing!
Erm, Howardson, what idea are you talking about?
Nothing like a grrrrrrrrrreat idea!
What idea!?
To be continued?
Terrrrrrrrrific. Brrrrrrrilliant. Superrrrrrrr idea!
This is going to be a two part comic, I know it...

 

We rock team!
Team: Yeah!
Give me a W! Give me an E! Give me an R! Give me... wait a sec! Stop with the r's!
Team: W... E... Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Howardson!!!
::wonders what is with the hold up::
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

 

Loonie secretly meets Fléche...
Fléche. I like you, lets go out!
Oh Loonie! Yes, let's go for a midnight stroll!
This is my chance... what the...!?!?
Didn't you see it coming?
NOOOOOO! Damn you Yorke!
Ha ha! Wait until I tell this to the squad! AHAHAA! You sap!

 

Heya doc! I'm here for my checkup!
Welcome to the evil_bunny_rabbit clinic Jacko. I am Doctor Yorke, as you know, any problems?
Yes, I have a terrible pain in my abdomen doc.
OK them I'll check it out using this handy carrot shaped anal probe.
AAAHHH! RUN AWAY!
I was only joking...

 

We arrive back at the "evil_bunny_rabbit's" lair... I mean clinic...
Heya Kacur. I see you've come for your checkup!
Yup. What needs to be done?
Well I need to examine you using this handy carrot shaped anal probe.
Oh yeah baby! Sounds great!
AIEEEE! RUN AWAY!
Awww! I was looking forward to that!

 

The doctor's joke continues...
You've done the injection, what's left now doc?
Well, all that needs to be done now is for me to examine you using this handy carrot shaped anal probe.
Oh no! Leave me alone! Get away! AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Maybe I should treat that problem of his with the carrot...

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