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Ko has a go!
See this cut on my head! That was due to your crappy piloting skills Brainiacus!
Nothing I could do about that Ko
You stupid stupid stupid stupid pilot. I'm gonna FREAKIN KILL YOU! You ruined my fair complexion!
I'm really sorry!
/me ACTION Ko Kills BRAIN!
Adios...
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

 

Poor CO...
We all agree. Your commanding is shite. You are to be ejected at ninteen hundred hours. Your Sincerely. The XCAS team
Today News! Commander Weindhoven is due to be executed at 1900 today!
Might as well kill myself. Save them the bother...
In other news. Skonar goes mad and kills small furry creature... blah blah blah... blah blah blah...
Augh. I'm dead
Finally, the whole execution thing was a Joke! Everyone laughed, although the COs position hasn't been confirmed!

 

You blew up the freakin ship! You... you... you... DOLT!
Do you think I care you pillock of an engineer Elson?
Ko! You also killed Brain! You DOLT!
I've had enough of this. TIME TO DIE!
Pillock... Lucky I had my SUPER ZAPPER!

 

Drake checks Ko for murderous irregularities...
Upon studying your Genome Ko, I have discovered a rare breed of bacteria in you...properties of Elerium? You know that
sigh
I'll have to put you in decontamination. Hey! How about a long talk on the properties of Elerium!... blah blah blah...
This is so FREAKING BORING! I'm gonna kill you! ::pulls out super Death Ray Gun::
FIZZLE
I hate Scientists...

 

Ghost revives Skonar!
Come Alive again Skonar!
He'll soon be revived!
SNAP CRACKLE AND POP!
Oo err!
Whoops!
Come here you sphrazradic prune!

 

A formal request from Kenny...
Heya Commander! I want to get shot again! Can I? Can I? Can I?
For goodness sakes Jackson! You have a small furry creature to look after now!
But sirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Ko's coming, you should leave before I have to Court Martial you...
NOOOOO!!! HE'LL KILL SMALL FURRY CREATURE!
Twit

 

It's SUPER ONG!
I am SUPER ONG! Ph33r me and my super sharp sword!
And I am the evil Medic! Ned Yorke. I can morph into anything I want
Cool! I am SUPER ONG! Ph33r me and my super sharp sword!
Hey! Don't kill me! I am just your average evil medic!
Cool! I am SUPER ONG! Ph33r me and my super sharp sword!
You're trying to be funny aren't you. This isn't funny at all is it? You spelt the abbreviation for Corporal wrong as well...

 

Yorke, show your super morphing power to me
I will prove my superiority!
3 hours later...
Help?

 

Ko meets Sectoid Joe
An alien.
Prepare to die evil Human being Ko!
Stupid Fecker. ::pulls out super zap gun secretly::
I will blast your head off!
'Fraid not...

 

Brain submits his new story...
Well what do you think of my new story?
This is a pile of SHITE Brain! How could you come up with this trash?
Trash?
Yep, a complete pile of rubbish
Hahahahahaha!
gahhhh....

 

You annoy me Yorke. I'm going to kill you now
I'll be using my super cool transforming power! I will kill you!
Whoops! Wrong transformation!

 

Ko is welcomed to Hell
Welcome to Hell Ko! Prepare to suffer for eternity! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is so boring...
You will suffer for eternity! Suffer my mighty evil wrath! HAHAHAHAHA! You will be here for ETERNITY!
1000 years later...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAAAAHAHAHAHA! SUFFER FOR ETERNITY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
sigh

 
One word in the comic strip is "Zdagravg"

 

Friendly greeting
Heya Colonel Gilmore!
Deaf and quiet...

 

I've been having complaints about you killing people Ko
I'm afraid I'll have to court martial you if you continue these killings
ARGGGGHHHHH!!
Ah shaddup.

 

Drake killing Richmond?
Are you feeling well Captain Richmond?
How about a quick operation to see?
Drake----------------------------------Richmond
Then I would be able to kill Him! HAHAHAHA!
How about you help me reseal this airlock Drake?
Richmond killing Drake?
Just stand in there, that's right!
Then I would push the button and he'd be sucked out into Space! HAHAHAHA!

 

It's my EX-Com Turn from Pete! I'll beat him this time!
Turn from Pete. Message: Prepare to die!
Turn from Mouse_Nightshirt. Message: I will win this!
Hahahahaha! He fell into my trap!
I lost! Augh I'm dead
END OF GAME: Conclusion, you're crap!

 

How would you like to pet small furry creature?
Gawd no!
Oops! There's a louse!
!!!
It's only Sir Louse! He doesn't bite! ::itch itch::

 
What's my line again?

 

Peace Brain!
Peace my friend
What the hell?
Peace Commander!
Peace my friend
Go away you scitzophrenic git
Oh...
Why does everyone hate me?
+com+ Yes Commander, he's had a bit too many meds today...

 

I'm koing to kill you once and for all Yorke...
I will trasnform and kill you!
Yorke Turns into a...
Trust my luck...
MWAAAHAHAHA!
WELL DONE!
FIZZLE
HAHAHAHA! REVENGE!

 

Ha ha!
Hey Commander. Did you hear the joke about the waiter who jumped off a cliff?
Nope
Good, it's shite.
gahhhh...

 

by Mouse_Nightshirt
10-01-01
Commander?
I need more beer!
I am afraid a self respecting pilot should not drink...
Drake?
I need more beer!
Too much alcohol is bad for your liver
But I don't have a liver, I'm a robot!
Never confront me boy! I am a scientist! I am the best one in the world! I know everything!

 

by Mouse_Nightshirt
10-27-01
The Commander needs a talk
Sir, I heard you needed to talk with me.
Well...
Well what?
Well I'm promoting you to Colonel!
Cool! Does that mean I get a raise in my Oil allowance?
No. It means you have to lead a group of well trained, incredibly smart idiots.

 

by Mouse_Nightshirt
11-02-01
Ko goes XCAS backstage!
Can I have this cut on my head removed Mr Comic Director?
Hmmm, no we made that permanant
WHAT!!!
Yes, we couldn't find any props, and as we were under severe pressure as it was the first comic!
And if you're wondering, that fire is not a prop...
ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

 

XCAS Backstage department...
Hey, CO, you have a pay-cut.
I knew you would do this... Hey!? Aren't you dead?
No, I'm his evil twin!
AAAAAHHH! GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
Commander, what have I told you about walnuts?
sigh

 

Yorke Answers the door one day...
Yes Officer? You wanted to see me?
Yup. Yer bein' 'rrested for illegal gun smugglin'
AHHHHH! I'm outta here!
Oi! Come back 'ere ye skinny wee runt!
30 Years Later, in a galaxy far far away, DRAKE MAKES A RETURN! To be continued...
Well, ye see, I used to be some policeman, but this doc guy turned me into a goat...
Hmmm, sounds like someone I know...

 

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::chitters incoherantly::
AIEEEEE!
::chitters incoherantly::

 

Corporal Paul reporting for duty sir!
Go away...
I am programmed with 317 hacking commands!
um...
To hear these commands, say... ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
Do they ever learn?

 

Private Gael McBannok presents himself...
Heya! I'm a new guy! My name is McBannok!
I read your dossier. You're a rookie right? Hey! It says here that you're a Scientist AND a Trooper!
Yeah, so what?
NO NO NO! Not allowed! Get away! GET AWAY! AIEEEEE!
Commander, what have I told you about walnuts? This is the 56th time you know...
*gibber*

 

Sectoid Joe makes a return...
::chitters incoherantly::
::chitters incoherantly::
::chitters incoherantly::
::chitters incoherantly::
::chitters incoherantly::

 

Hello.
You annoy me, you know that?
...
I'm gonna kill you now.
But we've never even met!
So?
AGGGHHHHHH!!!!

 

Nuclear Storage Facility. Restricted entry. Go away if you're a hacker.
I am Corporal Paul! I am programmed with every single hacking command known to man!
BUZZ! BEEP! WHISTLE! ALERT! NUCLEAR DESCTRUCTION IMMINENENT!
Hmm, seems like I made a mistake,,,

 

McBenneth presents himself
Hello! I am McBenneth! Wonder rookie!
"Wonder Rookie". We'll have to see about that.
He's turned into a squirrel! AHHHH!
*Chitter* Ohh hee hee hee! LARYNGITIS!!
GET AWAY! AWAY! AHHHHHH!
Your walnut problem is getting chronic...
sigh

 

Mouse is quite a crap simmer, isn't he Brain?
Yup, he is pretty crap Skonar.
How about we team up and eliminate him?
Why not? I mean no-one will miss him, really.
Meanwhile, in the secret observatory room, Mouse watches and listens carefully...
Yeah, so let's arrange the plans...
Hmmm, interesting....

 

I'll go in first, and if he somehow manages to get me, then you go in!
OK!
ARRRGGHH! DIE MOUSE!
DIEEE!
Skonar is eliminated. To be continued...
Skonar: AIEEE!
One down!

 

Brain goes for the kill!
You're not gonna get me!
DIEEE!
Hmmm, that was easy...
Brainiacus: AIEEE!
The end.
Mouse: ARGGGHH!
Miss me?

 

I'm McBenneth! Wonder Rookie! Heya! Who be you?
I'm Jackson, and this is The Incredibly Wonderful Small Furry Creature!
Look! I can instantly turn myself into a squirrel!
OH NO! Small Furry Creature is allergic to...
Squirrels?

 

He's gaining!
Wheee! A hahahaha!
Yorke: AIEEEE!!!
What happened there?
FIZZLE
Oooh look! SFC litter!

 

What would life be like as a Private, with Drake as the Commander??
50 Press ups! You have to dodge EVERY shot! Be totally unrealistic!
But sirrrrrrr!
God. Scary...

 

In #stripcreator...
Hello Brad, eternally youthful creator of Stripcreator. I'm Mouse_Nightshirt
No you're not, you're Mouse_Nighthirt.
Oh yeah, I notice that. Why?
The IRC server sees shi and t in your name, in that order, and three of them are together so it doesn't allow it.
Oh well. I'll be Mouse_Nightsweater
Freak...

 

Heya! I'm Corrrrrrrporal Howardson!
Hello.
I am a brrrrrrrriliant singer!
Why do you ring your r's?
I don't rrrrrrrrring my arrrrrrrse. It doesn't own a phone.
GAHHHHH!

 

Ko doesn't see the fire...
What a boring day. No-one to kill...
Ko: If only something exciting would happen...
Ko emerges out the other side...
Yeah, if only my life was more interesting

 

I'm very angry with you Commander!
Oh. Lovely. Who are you?
You don't know? I'm Necro!
Hmm, I've never seen you in a comic.
Well, I'm making my long overdue appearance!
AGGGHHHH! RUN AWAY!

 

Necro meets Ko.
I'm really sad. It's taken ages for me to make an appearance
I sympathize. Let me introduce you to the world of XCAS Comics.
And what would that be?
By me killing you.

 

Hmmm. Seems like we've been accepted into the Org.
The what?
The Org. An online sim community of some kind.
Ahhh! So what are the benifits?
I'm still working that out...

 

I used to be a dragon and work in a library.
Hmm. I never knew that. Tell me more about it.
I was happy with my job, until one day...
Me wanna book! Me go get my mommy beat you up for not getting book! WAAAAHHH! Mammy!
Yorke: No! Don't! I'm sorry!
She beat me up, and ruined my body. So I became a doctor so I could "accidentaly" give her an overdose...
Oh.

 
I like arms.

 

Who are you?
I'm the new guy!
Hmm. I bet you this has something to do with walnuts. If I prod it, my hand will go right through him. ::poke poke::
Hey! Stop poking me!
HOLY SHIT! He's REAL!
Cooo-eeee!

 

I can't be bothered to live the rest of my life stranded in space with YOU buffoons!
Look Commander, killing yourself will get you no-where, but kill yourself off anyway.
Actually naaaah. I'll live.
Uh-oh! EVERYONE! Plan B! GET HIM!
BOF! BAM! BIF!
I am K-tulu! I avoided your punches and got out alive without a scratch! HOWAARRR!

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