All comics by Mr_Jass

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by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
OH MY GOD I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!!! I can't think of any thing to write at all!
Psst.... have you tried "counter.value=counter.value+1"?
Kickass!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
Last night was the second night in a row that Jay Leno delayed his "Headlines" segment from Monday to Wednesday.
Kinda like this flight.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
Kickass... it's Basic-Clango, the Clango who speaks English crappy!
Happy is true for back existance!
He says he's glad to be back.
The hair owner bleached reverse of you is careered by multiple reproductive usage muchly!
He just called you a whore.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
Hee hee! While Mr_Jass is away, we will make slutty comics on his account!
Oh baby, you make my nipples hard. Please, make your dick bigger cause it gets me horny.
I don't think that's gonna get us five bucks.
Darn, back to sexxoring people.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
Hi TeHrE! i Am AoLmAn!!!!1 WhO aRe U????
I'm Santa Claus. Ho ho ho.
Do U mEaN lOl Or MaYbE lMaO????// rOfL aT tIhS mOrOn@
Fuck you too.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
Watch this.
Amazing, isn't it? I can transport places with anyone.
So could he.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
TNT GAC UCC TAC
Oh my god, are you okay Nucleus?
I'll be okay Mitochondria... thanks for asking.
MOTHERFUCKER THIS HURTS!
I'd help you, Golgi Apparatus, but Vacuole's eating me right now.
Don't look at me, I'm just an endoplasmic reticulum.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
bradshaw and hayes
Snip.. snip... How's your new hair look, Hayes?
YOU CUT MY HAIR? YOU'RE PUSH IS REVOKED! But it looks nice.
goldust and terri
Hey baby, want a bite of my weiner?
no, you're weiner is smaller than my clothes.
scott hall
Remember, Scott Hall, get the F out.
*hic* you mean i'm a slink pip? *barf*

 

by Mr_Jass
5-09-02
This is a shout-out to Brad, who made this website.
Brad kicks ass.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Stripcreator.com is back up and online!
Kick ass!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Did you hear the news? Mr_Jass made the first comic since the Comic Strip Creator's down time!
Did he really?
Of course, he went to the comic one number lower than the one he just made, and it was made four days earlier. He nearly died when he saw the results.
Sure, it's a colossal geek thing to have, but is it really so big that he nearly died?
It's not that that... it's that the previous comic was written by dcomposed.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
In case you didn't already figure it out, the strip creator was down for the past four days.
Thank God that gun wasn't loaded.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Dogs are very ferocious creatures.
This, however, is not among them.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
HELP MY BUTTPLUG IS EATING ME!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Did you hear about the woman who had her vaginal area come from a tree?
She has a paper clit!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Did you hear that they've found a new meat called "bernie"?
no
the US mandates that all burger joints must sell at least one burger with bernie in it!
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I'd like to order a Bernie Mac.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
So I says "Thou shalt follow the Ten Commandments!"
No, you didn't. That was Moses.
Moses? That mofo had to split water apart with his hands! I could just walk on it you know.
Dude, anyone can walk on water. Even I could do it.
See?

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
I'd like to announce that the rest of this site will be PURELY AND COMPLETELY EVIL.
What do you mean, Brad?

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
One day on the ranch...
Ha ha!
What the fuck aren't you talking about?

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
I wank, therefore I am.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
Mr_Jass just promised to his cat that he would make a comic with a cat in it.
In case you didn't know, I'm holding the cat.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02

 

by Mr_Jass
5-14-02
I lied.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-30-02
The day that everything went wrong...
Life sucks!
But you have so much to live for!
Like what?
Hmm... The puppy dogs, the pretty birdies, and all that other crap that I can't think of right now.
I tried.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-30-02
"The turnips must be sorted, lest the good be discarded with the spoiled."
Wise, Allah, very wise!
"The asparagus nestled to your bosom is warmed, losing essential vitamins. Therefore, hold nothing too close."
Ah, yes, Allah! I understand!
"The zucchini covered in Cherry Flavored Anal-Ease..."
You already showed me this one, Allah.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
WHAT THE FUCK!
I didn't want that kind of "hot dog"!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
you know Kid Rock, your not a kid anymore, your an old man.
are you a real captain?
If you had read the first panel, you would of realized that I am Captain Obvious.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
helo there mr paper clip, i dont see any women arround, so its you. you may aswell not ressist, im goning to rape you and theres noth ing you can do
no pleese i dont want to
why not?
be cause youre dick is to big, it will hurt, also im a very relligios and dont beleive in sex out side marige.i want my first-time to be speiciall
besides, i used up all my condoms last night.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Orange-haired Gabe...
Evil Gabe...
Homosexual Gabe.
What the hell?

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Hello, would you like me to lick your ass-hole clean?
Uh...sure
It's safe to go into your hole again.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
YOU AINT GONNA CATCH ME COPPERS!
I thought we were searching for a leprecaun.
Leprecauns have gold, we want copper.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
ah i am dieing!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
@ Somewhere...
Okay, I'm here. Now let's see...
If I follow the instructions here it should work...
What happened, eh?
A missile knocked us oot, eh?

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Got my saddle, all I need now is a horse.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
One day, Clango was programed by aliens to destroy Earth!
Target planet in sight!
Preparing Launch!
One hour later...
What the? I can't see in all this smoke!
For the second time, GIVE CLANGO HIS DAMN COOKIES!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Hey you nigger nazi, why don't you go pray to Jesus? (cause he is jewish)
Aren't you Jesus?
No I'm anon.
How can I tell the difference between the two?
God is Jesus's father, whereas you are my father.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Wonderful!
My finest creation!
SOCK PUPPET THEATRE!
Hi, puppet pal Pablo.
Hi, puppet pal Jaws.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
The
So during my handicapped match against The Asian Girls, I did a Double-DDT and followed up with a Double-Moonsault for the win.
Talk about taking names.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! YOU'RE ALWAYS WRONG!
you're about to explode
BEEP BEEP!
Neither the species nor sex change has helped me here.

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Hey Albert Comedystein, how can I easily make my comics funny?
Well, there's an untested theory...
Go ahead, I'll try anything!
If people have even unfunnier comics to read, they might think yours funnier in comparison.
Scyess's house
What the fuck? Someone remade every single one of Bazilla's comics!

 

by Mr_Jass
5-31-02
Welcome to Fight Night people i'm your compere Sanchez. In the red corner all the way from The Pit of Hell we have The Prince of Lies, The Morning Star, ...
Ohhh yeah, what's my name bitch?! YEAH! Scream it! Scream it louder Bitch!
... The corrupter of souls, The Lord of Evil, Mr Satan "The Despoiler"
I am a Bad assed Dude! I Kiell you all mutherfucker good time!
And in the blue corner, the most evil threat ever!

 

by Mr_Jass
6-05-02
...this comic isn't funny...
...but that doesn't make a difference, because...
...this is one of those comics that makes sense from left to right or from right to left...

 

by Mr_Jass
6-07-02
Out of nothing, something...

 

by Mr_Jass
6-08-02
Hey cool, I've got my weight down! Everyone will be proud!
Not only that, but I won Comic Contest 122!

 

by Mr_Jass
6-11-02
The majority of SC regulars add users to their favorites lists via comics they see in the forum.
However, still many people add comic authors via random comics that they see on the front page that are witty or funny.
Apparantly, my comics don't appear on the front page.

 

by Mr_Jass
6-11-02
Did you hear? One of the guys who lost Tough Enough is still being given a WWE contract!
What the fuck? I never won Tough Enough, and I'm not getting a contract!
My bad, here's your contract. You start tomorrow against the Pyruvic Ultimatium Ambassador Aeon from Argentina.
Tonight, on Raw we have a slobberknocker main event as Undertaker defends against Bubba Dudley, also three billion other matches...

 

by Mr_Jass
6-11-02
Tyson did so bad in his fight, he looks like he went on a date with himself!
Tyson did so bad, he's gonna hafta go back to fighting women!
Tyson goes down so fast, he has to buy human ears from the supermarket these days!
The Tyson Chicken company will now be called the Tyson Is A Chicken company.
The next boxing video game to come out will say on the box: "Contains 32 professional boxers and also Mike Tyson."
Mike Tyson couldn't punch a hole!

 

by Mr_Jass
6-13-02
Attention: All scregs will search for the treasure in pairs. The winners get to split it even.
Ooh boy!
And for our first team, Mr_Jass will be teamed with Bazilla.
FUCK!
Spankling will be teamed with boorite, can anyone lend them some condoms?

 

by Mr_Jass
6-13-02
Damn it, Bazilla, I can stand the fact that you make lame comics.
I can stand the fact that you fuck every sheep we see along the way to the treasure.
But did you have to bring this guy along?
This is the worst day in my life!

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