Six jokes about Tyson's crappy performance

Author: Mr_Jass

Date: June 11, 2002

by Mr_Jass
6-11-02
Tyson did so bad in his fight, he looks like he went on a date with himself!
Tyson did so bad, he's gonna hafta go back to fighting women!
Tyson goes down so fast, he has to buy human ears from the supermarket these days!
The Tyson Chicken company will now be called the Tyson Is A Chicken company.
The next boxing video game to come out will say on the box: "Contains 32 professional boxers and also Mike Tyson."
Mike Tyson couldn't punch a hole!