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by Necroleopard
6-22-03
So you saw this movie, okay...
Right. It's Called Incubus, its like a bad impersonation of an old foreign film.
How was it?
Terrible. But it did have some great parts, like this guy, Marco. His sister goes blind, and she stumbles around screaming, "Marco! Marco!" I was so moved I could only say one thing.
Polo?
You know it, babe.

 

by Necroleopard
6-23-03
Hey, its me, Necroleopard, IRL Ex, to people who have known me awhile Alex. To my lesbian sister 790.
Yeah, about the images. Just providing a little visual stimulation. Dont want you to get bored. Which reminds me. It recently came to my attention that my strips are intellectual crap.
I also was informed that they are, to the few who can spare some minutes, "funny as hell." Which reminds me, didn't I promise not to do this scene anymore? Oh well. Ouvoir!

 

by Necroleopard
8-13-03
What the hell are you doing now?
I'm making a special issue for the winner of my caption contest!
What makes this so special? It's just another three panel, two character strip!
I know! Why dont we give him a guest appearance!
Umm, congrats Ron!
You're already out of space, you moron.
Oh shove it. Go feed yourself to the lions!

 

by Necroleopard
10-05-03
So, you're going to include the winner this time, yes?
Yes, Yes. I've pictures here of his awards ceremony.
Congratulations!
...
See?

 

by Necroleopard
10-20-03
True Story.
Come one, come all, to the glorious second ever Necroleopard caption contest! Winner even gets directed to the site the image came from to enter a real contest!
This image is stolen. I'm reporting it.
True Story.
Of course the image is stolen, dumb shit. This is a caption contest community, not an art exchange.
You have to respect the artist. It's like the difference between downloading a song and saying a cover isn't Metallica.
Okay, this part's dramatized.
If you get sued, It's Metallica. Anyway, respecting the artist to by giving them credit. So I bet she probably asked to use the plot of Shutterbox, right? How about the names Loki and Dorian Grey?
... ... ...shit.

 

by Necroleopard
1-05-04
Ah, the Lab. It's good to finally be back. Hello Norbert.
You're back! I was just finishing the meat on my left thigh, since you forgot to leave food.
Norbert, You know I would never forget to feed you!
I know. I was just consoling myself that maybe you didn't want me to die a gruesome, long death.
Oh, Norbert, don't be silly! I don't want you to die, I just don't care!
*Sigh* Welcome back.

 

by Necroleopard
1-08-04
ARRRGH(screaming, general pain)
I recently started reading other people's comics again... I actually found that I'm the only remaining favorite of one of my friends...
OH GOD! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!(crackling noises, agony, terrible smell, etc etc.)
Does this mean I'm still funny, even despite my recent absence and decline into "cheap laugh" humor? Or just that I'm the only one that hasn't pissed anyone off yet?
You're a terrible listener.

 

by Necroleopard
1-08-04
Remember when I reintroduced the characters after Guest week? Thought I'd do it again, and this time throw in some of the cameo characters so you don't get confused.
I'm Norbert. An Original.
I'm a Cameo. Uberboy.
I'm a Cameo Too. Invader Spork.
And I'm Ender 2300.
Um, well, That went well... Laugh at me and my father.

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