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by Organizm
8-06-01
Fantastic Mask! You have to come quickly! The orphanage is on fire! The children...b...burning them down!
Oh, I already went.
Really? That fast? So...what happened?
A bunch of them got burned alive.
WHAT?! You...you're joking, right?
Nope, those kids are charcoal. I did manage to save a nun, but she was all "Oh, thank God!" So I put her back in the fire. I was all, "Don't bring up your god to me, bitch." Crazy nuns...always at it.

 

by Organizm
3-31-02
"You know, being a comedian isn't all fun and games."
...so I said, "Bitch! Don't you EVER try to do anything without a MAN'S permission first!"
"Sometimes, it's a dangerous proffesion."
And I whapped her in the face with my prick 'till her nose bled, and...
Especially on Ladies Night.
MOTHER...FUCKER....
Heyy, I don't want know trouble! 'Lezzbie' friends! HA! Get it?

 

by Organizm
3-31-02
Attention Fellow Demons! I have gathered you evil entities, banded together from the depths of Hell to-
Umm, excuse me, sir. I'm not actually from Hell. I just transfered in from The Dungeon Dimensions.
Fine..you eveil entities MOSTLY from Hell....
Technically, I'm the physical embodiment of Death, and am neither good nor evil.
I was born in Vermont.
I hate you people so much.....
University of Vermont ules!!!

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
Going to the Darkest Doom Rave Pimp-a-thon tonight?
Hey, have I ever missed a party?
Cool, see you later!
Foolish wench! Little does she know.....
TO BE CONTINUED!
My Secret!

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
Yo, dawg! S'up!
I'll tell you what's up....
Oh shit!
That's right! Your DEATH is what's up! Yeah!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Muthafucka...so...you're really some kind of intelligent kangaroo??! What the hell does that mean?!
The answer is simple: I don't know. But I AM going to kill you at this party we are at. Are you down with that? Cuz it's going to happen.

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
There's only one thing I can do...MAC DADDY POWERS...
Wait, what?
...ACTIVATE! Form of....something!
No...
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Oh no.....
YOU MADE ME A FREEEAK!!!

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
Well, bye!
WAIT!! You can't escape me! I am MIGHTY!
COME BACK HERE!!!
This is the worst birthday ever.

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
How about a big hand for Chicken on a stool, give it up people! And now, our next performer, a new talent to the stage, all the way from Argon-4, Zapf!
HEY, HOW-ABOUT-THOSE-NUTRIENT-PILLS? THEY-ARE-SURELY-DIFFERENT-FROM-NORMAL-MEAL-PILLS-AM-I-RIGHT?
WHO-LET-THE-DOGS-OUT? WHO-LET-THE-DOGS-OUT? AM-I-RIGHT?
I don't think you're winning them over. Can we go home now? I'm chafing.

 

by Organizm
4-01-02
Sho..sho I says to him, "HEY! FUCKTARD! J00 are a f@g!" Hehe...it wush great.
Yeah, that's...that's great, Nainz...look, I have to be going-
Y..you think yer better than' me?!
Look, call me when you get a life and a bath, ok?
7 years later....
NAINZ ENGELMACHER! YOUR TIME HAS COME!
Are you talkin' about my stickers?! DON' TOUCH MY STICKERS! You goth FUCKTARD!

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