Alien Humor

Author: Organizm

Date: April 1, 2002

by Organizm
4-01-02
How about a big hand for Chicken on a stool, give it up people! And now, our next performer, a new talent to the stage, all the way from Argon-4, Zapf!
HEY, HOW-ABOUT-THOSE-NUTRIENT-PILLS? THEY-ARE-SURELY-DIFFERENT-FROM-NORMAL-MEAL-PILLS-AM-I-RIGHT?
WHO-LET-THE-DOGS-OUT? WHO-LET-THE-DOGS-OUT? AM-I-RIGHT?
I don't think you're winning them over. Can we go home now? I'm chafing.