All comics by Pc007

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
Here with me today is Mac Daddy Fresh. Tell us about your success, Daddy.
Well, I have everything thanks to God. He is the reason of my succsess. Without my love for God, I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing.
Did you just come out with a new video?
That's right.
What is the song called?
"Fuck up my bitch and snort some coke".

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
RING!
RING!
RING!
RING!
RING!

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
Jason, you are under arrest!!
What?? NO!! I didn't mean to!
....You are under arrest for 156 unpaid parking tickets!
Oh...
That was a close one. I thought it was for all the French girls I raped and murdered.

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
Garfield: Chubs, the character Jon rents a room to.
love lasagna! Also, I'm lazy. By the way, I ate your cat food.
Shit.
Archie Comics: Any reoccuring black male character.
Gee Betty, it'd be swell if went out together.
Listen, I gotta go ... do... umm... well, I just gotta go.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: Van Gough. (PS- Jason is Casey Jones)
My weapon is a knife, and I swear, if you come any closer I'll cut off my ear.

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
I wonder who will need my help fixing their problems today?
Kill....
How can I help you with "kill"?

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
Ain't I a stinker?

 

by Pc007
1-07-04
Please don't hurt me!
Salaaaad....
I'm sorry, what?
I'm a vegetarian zombie.

 

by Pc007
1-07-04
Undead army! Follow me to victory!
AYE!
HUP HUP HUP
HUP HUP HUP
Oh great, metal casket.

 

by Pc007
1-07-04
So.....about that punchline...

 

by Pc007
1-07-04
Gentle Readers, recently we have had some complaints to management that one of our comics didn't make much sense, so I'm here to explain.
This is a cat-girl. Cats are also known as a 'pussy'. So she's a pussy. The 'boom' really wasnt that good as a fart. Does this work?
Get it yet??

 

by Pc007
1-28-04
So, this morning, I was looking at Japaneese porn and my mom walked in.
I think that she saw the window too...
Ya know, Alt-Tab doesn't really work when the other window is porn as well...
You done? I'm late for work.

 

by Pc007
5-14-04
Hi, I'm the lawyer for this comic. We here are SO SORRY about the jokes we made earlier and the person responsible will get what they deserve.
You're fired, bitch.
MEOW!

 

by Pc007
5-14-04
Great, online tech support. Maybe I can finally get this program fixed.
So, from the error report you sent in, it says your program crashes when you open a .wfs file?
Load the help menu and read "how to avoid crashes."
.....
And thats when I realized I can travel through the phone lines and strangle people.

 

by Pc007
5-14-04
Hey, have you heard about how they're making Tron for xbox?
What?
Tron.. it's... a first person shooter... they're making it..
Huh?
I ate your parents.
Yeah, I know what you mean.

 

by Pc007
5-14-04
So you say you have emperical evidence that Michael Jackson is guilty?
You don't hate me for attempting to get him in trouble, do you?
No, envious, you don't need to wear a face-mask.
Listen.. If Michael is that crazy, you can only imagine how crazy the people who are still his fans must be, so I'm wearing this to protect my identity.
Good idea.
I mean, who writes a song "It doesn't matter if you're black or white", then becomes white? You GOTTA be nuts to do something like that.

 

by Pc007
5-14-04
A WABBIT!!
Yoink!
Damned eclipses!

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I happen to hate the idea of speed dating, so here is my series on speed dating through the years.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Sometimes I tire of the speakeasy lifestyle.
I'll never find a proper woman in an establishment serving bathtub gin where harlots dance to Negro music.
Good heavens, madam! You're practically naked!

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I call it The New Deal, and it's going to get us out of this Great Depression.
But Franklin, I'm your cousin.
So?
I also fancy women.
Eleanor, it's not your face that stirs these withered loins.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Howdy, ma'am, I just liberated your town from the Nazis.
Je voudrais chocolat.
Now I know why they call this a foxhole.
Oui! Oui! Oui!

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I like clam digs.
I like weenie roasts.
If we don't get married soon, I'm going to burst.
Why?

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I burned my draft card.
I burned my bra.
I also burn when I pee.
Me too.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
What's that red spot on your lip?
Herpes.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Cocaine?
Sure.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Have you been tested?
No, but I'm cute.
Alrighty, I'm ready.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Heroin?
Sure.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I'm looking for someone who makes a lot of money.
I'm looking for someone with junk in the trunk.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Pssst...is David in Accounting gay?
Yes.
He's very open about it.
Then why did you have to ask?
The lisp was a dead giveaway.
Sigh.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Hey, your dick is kinda poking out your boxers.
Oh, sorry, I didn't notice.
....Me either.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I'm psychic.
Oh really?
Yeah, whenever something bad is going to happen, my stomach gets all upset.
Hmm...
Then I get the runs.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
My boyfriend likes to eat out at the Waffle Spot every morning.
You don't like that restaurant?
!!!!!
Oh, I thought you were talking about one of your erogenous zones.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Large coffee, please.
Would you like anything in it?
No, I like my coffee like I like my women.
Black?
Strong and Bitter.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I was talking to friends last night about how Sugar Smacks are now called Honey Smacks. Anyway, I went to the store last night and got a box, and now they're just called Smacks!
That's because parents feel guilty if they serve their kids anything with the word "sugar" in the title.
So why did they drop the word "honey?"
It's a hip marketing ploy.
"Smacks" is hip?
Heroin chic.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Anything to drink?
I want a water with lemon.
I'm sorry, the lemons are just for iced tea.
If I don't get a lemon for my water, I'm never going to eat here again.
Yes, we will all miss going out of our way to make you feel better about your free beverage.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Oh my god, I just ate $53 worth of sushi.
How did you do that?
I was going down the menu, and everthing looked good so I just ordered a ton without realizing it.
No, I mean how did you cram that much raw fish and rice down your gullet?
I dunno, I guess my stomach is bigger than my eyes.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
I still can't believe you ate $53 worth of sushi.
At least the asian chick who packaged my order was polite about it.
By not laughing when she handed it to you?
No, by giving me three sets of chopsticks.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Hello, babes, I'm selling candy to help keep kids off the streets.
I don't understand.
Well, the money we earn goes to programs that provide activities for teens...
And how do they keep kids off the streets?
They take us off our streets and drop us off on yours to sell candy.
Thats what I thought.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
Is this the Home of the Whopper?
Yes.
And is your Whopper big, thick, meaty, juicy, and covered with a creamy special sauce?
Yes, would you like to order one?
No, I have to go jerk off now.

 

by Pc007
5-25-04
So, I think it's all comming together now.
Whatever, dude. It's turned into some stupid sketch comedy show. Ensemble cast and so forth. I will --Soon!-- take back center stage.
And how, pray tell, do you plan to do that?
Slack-ass immature potty humor.
Now, that's just--
Feces Vomit Pie!

 

by Pc007
7-01-04
In the upper right corner, turn the obscenity filter off.
Have you met that new girl in accounting yet?
Christ, here we go again.
She's single...
Of course she is...She has bad skin, a pear-shaped body, and no personality.
So what do you think of her?
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

 

by Pc007
7-01-04
Any messages?
Just one--the guy who claims we breached his contract called and said if you don't pay him now, he's going to sue us.
Call him back and tell him that's fine and that not only did I win in court this morning, but I've never lost a case.
Should I tell him that this was your first case and the defendants didn't show up?
You have a lot to learn about intimidation.
And you have a lot to learn about sarcasm.

 

by Pc007
7-01-04
My son finally got his report card... Straight A's again!
So we went to Outback Steakhouse to celebrate because he loves the Bloomin' Onion.
You know, you should have had more than one kid.
Then you'd realize how uninteresting this one is.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
I'm going to make you and other male prisoners strip naked then I'm going to take pictures of you all piled on top of each other.
In the name of Allah, why?
It's just sort of a fantasy of mine.
Infidel, you put the Mary in Marines.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
You shouldn't walk around without shoes on.
You might cut your feet.
Or I might not.
Are you going to put some shoes on now?
I wonder if telling him I'm not wearing any underwear either would end or prolong this conversation.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
I need it go home--I have to pee.
Why not use my bathroom?
Sure. Don't think so. Your bathroom is discusting!
Yeah, but the toilet seat is clean.
Why is that the only clean thing in there?
My hairy ass dusts it three times a day.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
I think the highlight of my college experience was when I got to study abroad in London.
I never had that opportunity.
That's too bad.
Well, you know, when you live in your mother's basement, it's difficult to get one to come back to your place.
So was she an English broad, or another American?

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
Excuse me, where can I find the crackers in this store?
Aisle 12. That way.
No, I mean the people like me.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
Tyler, how do you like my new thong bathing suit?
Lemme see.
DAMN, that thong on your ass puts the anus in heinous.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
I need to take the next two days off--my uncle died.
Were you close to him?
Yes, he was such a nice guy, it's going to be so difficult.
Perhaps staying at work will help take your mind off your grief.
Um...I really think I should go.
Look, I don't see how you taking time off will bring him back.

 

by Pc007
7-05-04
I cleaned your kitchen while you were gone.
Thanks--you didn't have to do that.
Oh, yes, I did.
Why?
Your floor was getting a little too crunchy.
Even in milk?

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