All comics by Pc007

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
It's the first comic, and here's the star, Tyler.
Hi, I'm Tyler, the star.
ARGH! Plot, PLOT! Get it right, next comes plot!
I'm new at this. I'm working on it.

 

by Pc007
3-21-03

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
Eh....sorry about that...
SORRY? Two little asian girls stairing at themselves for three panels? That's just sick, SICK!
Can you give them Sailor Moon outfits?
Already ahead of ya...

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
Tyler, I hope you're happy. I have a 'supporting cast member' for you now.
A girl?
Well, together you can make 'plot'.
Interesting choice of words.
Huh?
I call it 'making fuck-fuck'.

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
So, bring on the meat.
Alright Tyler, meet Samantha.
Howdy!
Little did she know....
Now, we make plot'. Please join me in my parlor.
I just love making plot!

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
Later, in the parlor...
Nice place you have here.
Thanks. It's a work in progress.
Ooooh! Show me around, please!
Over there is where I had it with the guest star last month and over there is where me and the neighbor did it....but now i have a gift for you.
So sweet! I just love gifts!
Close your eyes and open your mouth....or close it, it's more photogenic that way.

 

by Pc007
3-21-03
... and I didn't even get a chance to start before she started yelling and running and shit...
You flashed her!?! What were you thinking??
Well I don't know how YOU start to plot...
Now that you've fucked up, i've decided to turn this in another direction...
I can see this going all types of bad...
You're damn skippy.

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
*Ahem* Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!
I just flew in from Turkistan...
and boy is there a lot of dead people!

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't crash a plane into you. YOU INFEDELIC WHORE!
Boo.

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
So I ran down to the store and found this coupon on the floor.
Can you believe my luck? It was a two for one coupon!
Two for fucking one!
What did I say that sounds like 'I care about what happens in the world outside the computer'

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
What the fuck are you doing?
Hunting...
Hunting what?
Saddam Hussein, they've got a reward out on his head.
In Wisconsin?
Well, way to pop THAT fucking balloon!

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Oh boy! Minigame!
I have to find four six year old boys.
It's a Michael Jackson minigame?

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Hey bitch, I thought I was the star of the comic, not those two dorks.
No, you were the first.
See, if we don't all work together, it'll all fall apart and you will not exist and I'll be out of a job, though I don't do this for a job anyway and...
WTF? Man, you're making about as much sense as a letterbox in Africa.
What?

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Tyler, did you know that sunflower seeds in a bird feeder will attract the greatest variety of wild birds?
Thats nothing! Did you know that Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power.
It says so in the SMB manual.

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
-AHEM- How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Anybody?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Milady, I have a little idea you might wanna take part in.
See, I give you 10 bucks and you let me look at your 'tender area'.
I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans.

 

by Pc007
4-18-03
Heh. Remember that time when we were 15 and we got that dude to get us that keg?
Yeh, then he wanted 20 bucks for us to borrow his tap too.
Yeah, you didn't know what one was, so you told him we already had one.
Yeah. I remember. That fucking sucked.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
In other news...
The Mexican olympic team is having problems getting members.
It seems that anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
WTF!! What is it with people doing crimes in white cars...
I mean, think about it: O.J. Simpson, the D.C. Sniper...
Bangbus
!!!!

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Ya know, I've not been satisfied with my sex life in a while.
Well, thats cause you eat the crust first, if ya know what I mean.
Putt from the ruff....spin the globe....have gay sex...etc
What?? Ive never heard of some of those.
You know, I dont know what eating the crust first means either.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
New girl. Don't have a name for her...yet. Suggest.
When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins. It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people."
Don't you mean "assassinate?"
No, that bitch said "assass".
This is only kinda funny. My first comic sucks.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
...so then you go back to your place, get together on the couch...
....leave over, start leaning on her, maybe look over a few times...
...then ya gotta be like "OW!!! PENIS CRAMP!! owie owie owie"....then get her to rub it for you.
Oh, thats golden. I can do that.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Ah, Ebay. Love it. I'm about to bid on a damn fine sexy router....
I'm gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge...
!!!
Then I'm gonna plug my cable in it and its LED's are gonna go wild.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Hey, wanna go to Best Buy with me?
I need more RAM.
Wait, no.
Yah.
I need a girlfriend, so I won't be on the computer so much, and thereby it won't need more RAM.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over.
Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name.
Well what would you have called it then?
Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Like, three hours ago, I just got up and was wanking to porn.
My door was open and my parents were walking about...they prolly saw me.
They were laughing.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Like four years ago when that 8 year old brought a gun to school and shot a kid, I was still in high school and this dude in my history class who was in my group asked if the kid was black or white.
One of the girls (who took him seriously) asked what it mattered, and he said 'because if he was white he was crazy, but if he was black he was just taking care of business'.
She slapped him so fucking loud the halls echoed, I shit you not.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
In other news, Dick Van Dyke is having a birthday today.
Oh, Dick! I just love Dick!
D'you know that's not his real name?
Do tell!
Well, it used to be 'Penis Van Lesbian', but he had to change it for show buisness. It wasnt P.C.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
I've got too much going on. For 2004, I'd better be able to see more on my screen. Goodbye 640 x 480, hello 1280 x 1024.
It looks like you're trying to change the resolution on your monitor. Don't you know that making all those objects smaller is hard on your eyes? I can't let you do it.
I resolve to install Linux ...

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Hey Tyler, what's up?
Kav, did you get the invitations for Kaddar's birthday party yet?
I uhhh... forgot?
Well goddamnit man, get on it.
Okay okay fine, when's his birthday again? February 29th?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Working on the invitations?
No, actually I'm playing Counterstrike.
God, it's been three days and you haven't started yet!?
Gosh Mr. Tightpants, I'll start right now. "Dear Tyler, you are invited too..."

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Here are all the invitations.
Hey thanks, I'll send these out right away.
I'm not such a slacker after all huh?
Yeah, I guess so... HEY WAIT! It isn't Cranston's brithday! Who the hell is Cranston!?
Did I ever mention I wasn't good with names Alec?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Here's your invitation to Kaddar's party.
Hey, what kind of party is it?
It's a small surprise party at his house. There's going to be food, drinks, and a cake.
How many people have you invited?
Well so far, it's me, you, and Kav.
Am I going to be the only African-American person there again?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
I sent out invitations to Rosey, LeAnn, and Jane.
Wow, three already? I just got Roy to come. I insisted he wasn't going to be the only African-American at the party.
I think he may be the only one though.
Oh man, that might be a problem.
Just turn off all the lights. Everybody'll be black then.
I didn't know your last name was Racistcomment.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Hey Bullock, here's your invitation.
Thanks! By the way, is there going to be a lot of food?
Most certainly! Lots of booze to drink as well!
Sounds good!
So you're coming right?
Yeahhh... no problem, I'll just start the drinking nowwwwwww...

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Excuse me, where would the liquor be located?
I believe it's behind the magazines.
Err...
Excuse me, you directed me to the baked chips section. As a person who works at this grocery store, I would think you would have the knowledge as to where the liquor is.
I work here?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Hello, I'm here for the cake for Kaddar.
Ahhhhh yesss... yesss... we have it.
Well, is it made how I wanted it?
Yesssss... yesssss...
Well, thanks for the cake.
Gooood day...

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Here's the cake, check out that fine thing!
Looks pretty good. The box is even nice.
How's the inside of that thing? Is it what you wanted?
What... the... hell?! Why is there a huge man ass sticking out of the cake with chocolate sprinkles all over it? And who the hell is Santos? WHERE IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU GET THIS CAKE?
Some place called Georgio's Erotic Cakes. It was on sale and I was looking in the best interest of our spending funds!

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Alright, everything is set up for Kaddar's surprise party.
Sounds good.
All the people that were invited are coming, we have all the food and booze, and I guess we have to use that damn cake.
Sounds good, but there is one problem.
What problem?
I don't think I'm invited to the party, I didn't get an invitation.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Hey Tyler, the party turned out great!
Yeah Kav, but where's Roy?
Goddamnit, I knew it.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Alright, I hear Kaddar at the door! HIDE!
Why the fuck is it so dark in there?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
Wow!.....Where's Roy?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Booze and ham...
Blah, blah, blah...
See man, I knew it! I'm the ONLY one!
So how do you like the surprise party Kaddar?
I love it Tyler! Thank you so much! This is the best! Can I ask you something though? How did you get that cool Grand Canyon cake? And how did you know my baby name was Santos?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Booze and ham...
Blah, Blah, Blah...
I knew it! I'm the only one!
It's ok man, I'm half black.
So how do you like the surprise party Kaddar?
I love it! Everybody is here! By the way, where's Cranston?

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
If ya don't get it, ya don't get it.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
"'Twas The Moment of the Partay, and all through the house, not a creature was quiet, not even a blouse, I mean not even a mouse."
So...you're the guard that smites and/or slaughters those who try to escape my "Partay!"
"Arabian Roosters had breeded in the party house, making it impossible, to keep your blouse...uhhh, I mean your quarters."
Im telling you, Arabian Rooster, I dont have change for the vending machine, I spent it on a Mountain Dew!
"Link and Harry Potter were on a date with eachother, making it impossible to keep on their blouses, I mean boxers, yeah."
So, what do you do for a living?
I kill Dursleys, temperarily stop Voldemort, and suck Dumbledore's dick.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
Her name is Jacq. Thanks to Mike H. for the suggestion.
I'm sorry rabbit, when we move we can't take you with us.
That's okay, I just have one wish.
"Just leave me in the wilderness."
Duck season. Duck season. Duck season. Rabbit season. Fine, it's duck season.
Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Rabbit season. Duck season. Yes, it is duck season.

 

by Pc007
1-02-04
I'm going to check my email!
You've got mail! Specifically, 345 emails, shit! That's more emails than your mother's had sex partners!
I think the porno spam's going to my computer's head!
Speaking of your mother, I took the liberty to carbon copy that nude photo you sent your girlfriend to your mother! She'll probably love it, the dirty whore.

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
Do you smell carrots?

 

by Pc007
1-06-04
I'm gonna bust a cap right in yo head, makin' you dead! Gonna make you scream, gonna make you bleed! Gonna make you pay for yo dirty deeds!
Die, mofo! Don't wanna see you no mo! Don't fuck with me or you get fucked with! I'll cut you up, I don't mean you well! I'll slice yo throat! BURN IN HELL!
Peace!
Peace?

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