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by Pudge
5-30-07
GROPEBOT MUST RETREAT! MASTER TRYING TO DEACTIVATE ME!
Dammit why isn't the button working? Fuck must be the damage he received earlier. Shit now I'm going to have to chase him down.
That was fast Gropeb...
SORRY TO INTERUPT BUT GROPEBOT IS IN NEED OF PROTECTION FROM MASTER! MASTER WANTS GROPEBOT DESTROYED. GROPEBOT REQUIRES OTHER ARM!
Hey Cindy do we still have that arm from the robot I tore off of earlier?
I hav...hav...have it heeere. AHHHHHH YEEEEES...HMMMMMM just give me a hmmmmmm minute OHHHHHHHH

 

by Pudge
5-30-07
O.k here you go, you can use the arm now. Pheewww I need a break anyways.
I don't need it for that. The robot is here and needs it back before his perverted master comes here to kill him.
MY ARM!
O.K that was a little crazy. You mind telling me whats going on?
I will but first, tell me just how good was it?

 

by Pudge
7-11-07
Check it out, I'm going for a new look and style. I'm combining the looks and attitudes of scene kids and emo.
Odd I don't quite see that working out well. What are you going to call it?
I'm calling it Scemon.
K.... good luck with that.

 

Hahahaha, check this picture out Jason. It's a picture of a baby in a microwave wrapped in a blanket.
Honestly what is wrong with people. Putting a baby in a microwave. I prefer the Shake N Bake method.
by Pudge, 7-24-07

 

by Pudge
8-09-07
Hello Mr. Swinehog, I understand you're looking to lose some weight.
Yes, I've been quite lazy lately, all I really do all day is roll around my own filth.
Well lets get started here, with some quick lipo... ooops hehe sorry about that, well ummm theres still alot in there, we're going to have to use the big guns.
O.k managed to get you down quite a bit but I think I can still shave off a few more pounds........Voila.
Yea sorry I hadn't had my lunch yet and got kinda hungry.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO.

 

by Pudge
8-16-07
Martin Luther King Kong
I have a dream....and it's about to get wet.
Gandhi With The Wind
Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an abdominal will.
Bach To The Future
I told you I wanted a bowl of coffee.

 

by Pudge
8-16-07
O.k Drew are you ready to take over my job.
Sure am Bob, where do we start.
Well lets start of by practicing with some of the showcase games.
Practice is for girls, I know how this shit works.
At least my girls have both their arms.

 

by Pudge
10-08-07
Quickly Willow you must change me back to my normal self.
O.k hold on, I've never done this before.
POOF..........................POOF
Almost there Willow I can feel it.
Yes...Yes you did it I knew y....
POOF
Whoa Whoa Whoa.... what are you doing.
Thought it would help distract the bad guys.

 

by Pudge
10-09-07
Heya Kathy. Can you draw on the chalk board what a males penis looks like and also show what a....
... mommy and daddy do when they love each other and wan....(Cough Cough).... Ohhh hi Bill.
I don't know whats worse right now. The fact you are teaching sex ed with puppets or the fact that this is a kindergarden class.

 

by Pudge
10-10-07

 

by Pudge
10-12-07
How long am I supposed to be locked up for?
The King has ordered your release to be when you see the sunrise.
Sunrise hmmmm.... I can deal with that I guess.
8 hours later
WTF, that's not a window it's a painting, GUARD!!!!!

 

by Pudge
10-12-07
Oh my GOD how can someone do that to him.
That is just not right, he did nothing wrong he was always there when someone needed support.
I will get those bastards who chopped up my brother and nailed a human to him.

 

by Pudge
1-03-08
Hey Bill, how many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hahahaha I don't know, like 5 standing on each others shoulders.
Dammit Bill what the hell is wrong with you. It only takes one, o.k., they are not disabled people.
No yeah I know that....I just thought it was a joke and...
A joke. You think that because they have a genetic condition its ok to make fun of them. I think you owe them an apology, starting with Peter.
Sorry Peter.

 

by Pudge
1-03-08
Sorry to bother you sir, but there was a problem with my paycheck.
Oh no really, what seems to be the problem.
Well you said that if I worked during the holidays I would be payed time and a half but my paycheck doesn't reflect that.
Well thats because I said I would pay you TIME AT A HALF.
Time at a half...but that doesn't make sense, considering the holidays and......
Boo hoo, you know what with my small bonus I got I was barely able to afford my new ferrari, but you don't see me crying about it. Now get out of my office.

 

by Pudge
1-03-08
Why are you covered in camoflage?
To hide in my surrounding obviously, and sneak up on any criminal activity.
Yeah but thats like forest camo which wouldn't really work in an office environment, in fact it makes you easier to see.
Oh really.
Bet you didn't see that coming.

 

by Pudge
1-10-08
Hey long time no see Rob. Haven't talked to you in awhile on msn. It's Dan here.
Dan? Well I know a few Dans. You'll have to be more spacific.
Oh sorry man, we worked together 3 years ago at McDonalds.
Hmmmm nope sorry don't remember.
Oh sure you do. You know McDonalds on 53rd street..... Vancouver.... Canada... North America..... Earth..... Milky Way....
Ohh yeah THAT Dan, shit man whats up.

 

by Pudge
2-14-08
Oh shit here comes a homeless guy.
..................
Excuse me do you have change for a coffee?....Sir?
Seriously does that guy think that I'm going to believe that he wants to buy a coffee.

 

by Pudge
2-14-08
Oh Honey you bought a new T.V. Is it HD?
Nah it's better then HD. It's ADHD.
ADHD I never heard of that.
It stands for Advanced Digital High Definition.
Oh cool.
Yeah but the only problem is that the channels change at random times.

 

by Pudge
2-14-08

 

by Pudge
2-21-08
MISSION OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. ALL HUMAN LIFE ERRADICATED. AWAITING NEXT COMMAND.
MISSION OBJECTIVE COMPLETE. ALL HUMAN LIFE ERRADICATED. AWAITING NEXT COMMAND.
3000 YEARS LATER

 

by Pudge
2-21-08
P-C-U.
P-C-U
Mom...Dad's stuck on a loop again.
P-C-U

 

by Pudge
2-21-08
Uhmmm honey, when we were "LANing" last week, did you remember to use protection.
Oh yeah babe, no worries there. I always remember to install a firewall..
Well what brand did you use.
Trojan why.
Well thats explains it all.
Oh shit. Uhmmm I think we need to network other people.

 

by Pudge
2-21-08
Teacher. Why does the alphabet on the wall only have 25 letters?
We don't use the"N" word around here Billy.

 

by Pudge
2-21-08
Hi, how can I help you.
I want to talk to the Manager I have a complaint about my burger here.
Hi, I'm Jeff the Manager here, what seems to be the problem.
What the hell is this, what are you 15, you're not a manager you're just a kid, I want to speak to the owner.
Gaa goo goo PBBBTTTTT.

 

by Pudge
2-23-08
We interupt this program to bring you a special report from the field of science.
We have discovered through clinical studies that eating carrots will improve eye sight, intelligence, weight control, and keep your skin and hair healthy.
Thats good news cause all I eat are carrots.
However the side effects of eating to many carrots will cause your penis to fall off.
Boy am I glad that I'm female.

 

by Pudge
2-23-08
Oh hi there, my name is Greg and I would like to show you my most prized painting.
What the hell is it supposed to be, it looks like shit or someone shit on it or something like that.
Oh wait its upside down let me turn it around.
It's the most beautiful piece of art I have ever seen. Take me I'm yours.

 

by Pudge
2-23-08
This is a childs cartoon when you are clean and sober.
This is the same cartoon when you have taken LSD.
This is you when you have taken LSD. Any questions.

 

by Pudge
4-06-08
How have things been?
Things could be better. I had to go to the doctor the other day.
Really? What for?
Well I was seeing all these strange colors.
Thats really odd, what did the doctor say?
He told me it was nothing to worry about. It was all just a pigment of my imagination.

 

by Pudge
4-06-08
Why won't you ever see a gay guy drown in a sea of woman.
I don't know, why?
Because they are to flambuoyant.

 

by Pudge
11-16-12
Bethesda Headquarters
Dave, I have a huge annoucement to make. This is going to be our biggest game yet.
Wow really. O.k I'm all ears.
We are going to combine our two biggest games into one massive one., Fallout and Skyrim. We are going to call it.......SKYFALL!!!
Ummmm isn't Skyfall the name of the new James Bond film?
Dammit Dave you are fired.

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