Divide and conquer

Author: Pudge

Date: January 3, 2008

by Pudge
1-03-08
Sorry to bother you sir, but there was a problem with my paycheck.
Oh no really, what seems to be the problem.
Well you said that if I worked during the holidays I would be payed time and a half but my paycheck doesn't reflect that.
Well thats because I said I would pay you TIME AT A HALF.
Time at a half...but that doesn't make sense, considering the holidays and......
Boo hoo, you know what with my small bonus I got I was barely able to afford my new ferrari, but you don't see me crying about it. Now get out of my office.