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by RainbowCat
11-10-05
Jader: Blah, blah, blah, I want to be in an RCat comic. Why am I not? No one loves me, blah blah blah.
RCat: BWAR I AM THE ABSTINENCE FAIRY! YOU SHALL BE SMITED BY MY FAIRY DUST OF IMPLIED CASTRATION!
Jader: AH PLEASE NO! I'll give you free pamphlets!
Jader: AH, I AM BURNED BY IMPLIED CASTRATION!
RCat: GLEE, I AM WINNER AGAIN!

 

by RainbowCat
11-10-05
Meet Toad. Toad has just been warped into EarthBound, and has entered one of the shops in Fourside.
Toad: So, since food is imperishable in EarthBound, I should load up here.
However, Toad will soon learn that the overworld sprites don't always look like the real enemy.
Robo-Pump: *ticks "3, 2, 1,"* *throws a bomb*
Toad: Geez, they have grease fires in EarthBound, too? Wait...what's that sound?
Robo-Pump: Hey, that's my overworld sprite. Get your own.
Toad: ...

 

by RainbowCat
11-10-05
Uh...
Izzy A: I AM THE REAL IZZY! PRODIGIOUS!
Izzy B: NO, I AM THE REAL IZZY! PRODIGIOUS!
Well...
Izzy C: NO, I AM THE REAL IZZY! PRODIGIOUS!
Izzy D: NO, I AM THE REAL IZZY! PORDIGUS!
...Yeah.
Izzy A: BLASPHEMY! PREPARE TO DIE, INFIDEL!
Izzy D: AH, MUST FLEE!

 

by RainbowCat
11-11-05
Magus: And that village should complete my death and destruction quota for the month.
Villagers: AH, THE BURNING, SEARING PAIN!
Santa: Thank you, Magus, for destroying the Grinch's headquarters! You've just saved Christmas!
Magus: Ah. *BLEEP*.
RCat: And that's how Magus saved Christmas!
Prism: And THAT'S why drugs are bad.

 

by RainbowCat
11-12-05
Wavedash: There, my profiles are gone, and I'm out of the SSBRPG.
Wavedash: Now I can concentrate on my torturing of Wackman in peace.
Wavedash: ...Oh crap, he escaped.

 

by RainbowCat
3-16-06
RCat: Huzzah! I have discovered a way to hinder Toad and MF's crazy posting spree permanently!
Wave|FireRed: And that'd be?
RCat: I AM GOING TO GET THEM...GIRLFRIENDS!
Wave|FireRed: ...
* Wave|FireRed has quit IRC: (Quit: Yeah, good luck with that.)
RCat: ...I know that's an insult, but to whom?

 

by RainbowCat
4-20-06
RCat: So...like, Toad wants me to make new comics, but I don't know what kind of comic I should make.
AniMarth: Well, you could make an comic revealing some sort of truth about somebody, but...hmm.
RCat: Hmm...
AniMarth: Hmm...
RCat: Toad's emo. LOL.
AniMarth: Yeah. LOL.

 

by RainbowCat
5-04-10
Ethan: Man, I sure am useful, what with my cool Sudowoodo and other Pokémon. I hope nothing bad happens to me.
RandomMan: Hey, I'm back from not existing and I'm bored with you, so I'm switching characters.
Ethan: But, I was making new friends and gaining plot relevance!
RandomMan: T-O-O BAD! It's off to tentacle rape land for you!
RandomMan: Now here's a character that I certainly won't get bored with. Certainly.
Iris: Please, Zero! Don't fight my brother! He's British!

 

by RainbowCat
5-04-10
And so, the quest for the stolen items continued.
Raziel: Ack! I have been badly injured and my right leg is gone. It's definitely NOT a flesh wound!
Iris: Don't worry, I'll heal you with my Heal Buster! Oh wait! IT ONLY WORKS ON REPLOIDS! Sorry!
Gerard: Damn! This poison I've been inflicted with is causing white blocks to cover up my knives!
Iris: Don't worry, I'll cure your poison with my Status Reboot! Oh wait! IT ONLY WORKS ON REPLOIDS! My bad!
Happy Mask Salesman: If you can't heal us, then would you please fight off the Koopas for us?
Iris: Sorry, I can't fight! However, I can bake delicious cakes. ONLY REPLOIDS CAN EAT THEM, THOUGH!

 

by RainbowCat
5-04-10
Raziel: Iris, please go persuade the door guard to open the door before we get roasted by lava!
Iris: Ok!
Iris: Are you a Reploid?
Reploid: Yes.
Raziel: AUGH, IT BURNS!
Iris: ME TOO! LET ME HEAL YOU WITH MY HEAL BUSTER!

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