When Videogames Attack WITH VIOLENCE!

Author: RainbowCat

Date: November 10, 2005

by RainbowCat
11-10-05
Meet Toad. Toad has just been warped into EarthBound, and has entered one of the shops in Fourside.
Toad: So, since food is imperishable in EarthBound, I should load up here.
However, Toad will soon learn that the overworld sprites don't always look like the real enemy.
Robo-Pump: *ticks "3, 2, 1,"* *throws a bomb*
Toad: Geez, they have grease fires in EarthBound, too? Wait...what's that sound?
Robo-Pump: Hey, that's my overworld sprite. Get your own.
Toad: ...