our heros appear to be fuxx023|) by ReggieReno4-10-02 more foreshadowing... ah, what a lovely spring day yeah, nothing could possibly go wrong... suddenly... oh no, someone is fighting with Coil in a poorly illustrated maner... Alright slut lips, get ready to feel the pain. wtf?
here we go... by ReggieReno5-28-02 awright, first of all, there's this huge plot hole oh yuh? yeah, you said there was one node in each building, and then you said later that there were three and then sent us into space yeah well guess what? what? wait for it....
the ugly ugly truth by ReggieReno5-28-02 actually, I'm not drunk at all, i am just totally baked. well, whatever
Bitches ain't shit, Bonzai kicks his mom to the curb by Kern by ReggieReno11-02-02 Bonzai Snubner runs down the trench in search for his old mother. I wonder what im gonna eat for breakfast? Get the fuck outta the way!!!!!!!!!! You see the game last friday.... No time for your shit Bill Herendious!!!! Banzai finally finds his mom...... Kiss my Shit! NO TOAST FOR YOU!!!
DRUGS = GOOD by ReggieReno11-02-02 boooooooooooooooo I am spooky ghost!!!! You are a cabbagelipped aparition whom i do not fear!!! I frighten you by transforming into molestor unkle!!!! You horrify me by changing shape!!!! I must rethink new strategy I AM ON DRUGS!!! HOORAY
there's a storm that's scuttling under the skin of the thing by ReggieReno7-19-04 Meanwhilst, in a hidden factory Bill, my friend, our filthy revenge is finally within our slippery grasp! Unkle Molestor, you old fiend, it is finally time to shoot lazerguns and eat pussy! HAHAHAHAHAH I like pussy... elsewheres... You have the right to remain soylent, the right to bear things, the right to a trial by beers... fuck off, Officer Retarded.
no love for tumorrow by ReggieReno7-20-04 so what about that filthy revenge? well, the acid was bunk. god damnit.
if there's no grass, play in the mud. by ReggieReno7-20-04 I think I know what my prollem is. oh yeah, what is it? I only like 16 year old girls. No older, no younger. The second they hit 17, they're no good anymore. uhm... hurrrr... But, yr dating a girl who's older than 16. Well, I'd like her allot better if she was 16.
"I went to the mall with DK" part one by ReggieReno7-20-04 yo, let's go to Victoria's Secret next. uhm, I don't think they sell Evangelion DVDs at Victoria's Secret. No, but they sell panties... ...
"I went to the mall with DK" part two by ReggieReno7-20-04 Monster's mom works at Victoria's Secret. Really? Yeah, she'll be like, 'there's that filthy kid that used to hang around my house.' no, she'll be like, 'there's that faggot that used to try to put it in my daughter.' Fuck you, Pocket.
ZAP MUNCH ZAP MUNCH by ReggieReno7-20-04 you know, this background looks nothing like the mall. well, I agonized over it for 30 minutes and this was the best I could do. weed weed weed money money money weed weed sam adams light weed money panties weed lazerguns weed weed pussy weed money Also, now that I've actually read Watchmen, I don't like using this character to represent me. I'm gonna change it. Wow, are you drunk already? That's right. It's time to shoot lazerguns and eat pussy!
if you weren't talking you could hear the fucking movie by ReggieReno8-02-04 you can't make an omlette with out killing a few people wow... mmmmm... human omlette... mmm... a lesbian omlette... that would be AWESOME!
DK has lots of trinkets by ReggieReno8-02-04 The first flight was 1911, right? It was Kitty Hawk? Yeah, Yeah, 1911. Kitty Hawk. Yo, I've got this little model of the Kitty Hawk. Kitty Hawk was the place, not the name of the plane, you plump dickhead. Well what was the plane called, tough guy? I think it was the 'DK Special', boss.