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by ReggieReno
12-07-01
Wow. I am so fucking bored. Reggie's at work and Coil and Ed are home fr the weekend...
Maybe I'll try out this dimensional-rift program that I made last week.
Aw, fuck

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
Wow. Now I guess I gotta go out and save the campus... but first I better run away from this foul tentacle beast
I am running...
Stay back, HU-MAN!!!
Aw, Fuck

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
What the fuck do you want, man?
you must stop this deamon beach infaceion!!
so what's going on here?
Some asshole activated a rift device, just while He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was trying to break into our world!!!
So, what's this bad dude's name?
Don't fuck with me, you student

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
is it voldemort? i'm not afraid of that jackass.
No, It's not fucking voldemort. It's an evil older than man!
C'mon man, just tell me his fucking name.
Oh, fine... It's HASTUR
Jeez, was that so fucking hard?
my face!!! my soul burns like walter!

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
So what should I do?
You must enter each building, and destroy the dimensional node that HASTUR uses to maintain his hold on this world
Sounds tricky
You are humanity's last hope. You must suceed.
J0, who the fSck are j00 neway?
If you keep talking like that, you can just fucking forget about my mysterious guidance throughout yr quest.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
whoa, wtf?
Well, I guess I better get started saving the world...
This sucks

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
I guess I'll start with the science building...
hey, have you seen a dimensional node, imbued with the power of Hastur, he-who-must-not-be-named?
uh, yeah, it's on right inside this magic box...
Wow, thanks allot, y've been really helpfull
Hey, no prollem, pal. now get inside.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
hmmm... I don't see a node...
Is the human inside the chamber?
He is. We are about to activate.
Hey what's going on? There's nothing in here!
Bzzzzzzzzzzhhh SHOOOM!!!
man, i should have fucking stayed in bed this morning.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
damn. where am I now?
uh, hey, what's going on? who are you?
this is the space between worlds, outside of time, the heart of all the cosmos, the center of the Big Big Picture. I am a caretaker, a direct descendant of big grandpa Azathoth himself.
maybe you can help me, I'm starting to feel like someone in control of my life is getting progresively drunker
perhaps I can indeed help...

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
enter this portal, and you will be transported...
Okay, here goes...
...nothing
Reggie!!! I should have known you were behind this!!!
yo, gimmee a fscking break, dogg. I'm drunk as a lemur right now.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
heh heh
dude, why the hell are we underwater?
yo there's a shark getting ready to fucking eat my ass.
hey, I like the ocean, alright, you can fucking well deal, since yr just a piece of my story.
dude, admit it, yr straight fucked up and you thought the ocen background was funny.
fine, whatever.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
uh, so what happens now?
huh?
well, here i am in yr stupid story... what happens next? we can't just sit on the sea floor all day...
Ah, okay... well, you go back to saving the world, and I'm gonna drink a few more beers and keeping playing with this silly strip-creating website.
dude, I fucking hate you.
eat dick

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
oh man, i just ate a really gross processed meat snak.. however it's spelled... give me a minute to recover... I'm gonna go get sum more beer and then the story will continue...

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
aw where the hell am I now?
hey, what's going on, dude?
I'm trying to save the world...
oh yeah? you sure got yr werk cut fr you...
yo, check out this crazy guy... he says he's gonna save the world!
aw man, try to make him go away... I'm scarred

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
ah, man. finally I'm back where I left off...
Yo, bitch, I'm gonna fucking kill yr stupid demon ass for trying to send me to another dimension...
uh.... uh-oh...
YEAH! Get the hell out of here! I'm a fucking BERZERKER! yeah!

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
WTF!? This is what a node looks like?
Yeah, foolish human, I am one of the anchors holding HASTUR's control over this world.
yo, eat death you little oxxy ozborne looking mother fucker.
AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!
Hot Shit! I totally killed that fuck with the power of my mind!!!

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
Fungus, you have done well in destroying the first node, but two others remain...
dude! it's you again! yo please tell me wat's going on!
I cannot say anything else now! I must go...
Aw, Fuck.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
oki... here I am in Sheridan Hall... Yo, ED! WHASSUP!!!? I thought you left fr the weekend?
hey, yeah, well, I came back when I heard about all of this cross-dimensional chaos...
alright! are you gonna help me destroy the last two nodes?
nah, actually, i was planning on sucking up a few whippits and passing out.
oh man... I am so fucking drunk

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
oh man the internet is so cool...
here I am, wasted off my ass...
babbling about nothing... and posting it. Wow. what a great fucking country.

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
Dude, we need to find the last two nodes and save the world from HASTUR
yo, I am way too fucked up to even think about this

 

by ReggieReno
12-07-01
oops... I fucked that last strip right up. what a dumb ass....
j00 drunken ass... j00 beter fuckin quit while jr ahead.
yo, who the fawk are j00?
just shut up... we're done fr tonight...

 

by ReggieReno
12-08-01
Wow, look at all the idiodic, typo-filled, incoherent, or just plain incomplete comics that Reggie posted last night...
Yeah really. That drunken ass sure made a mess of our lives.
Well, now that he's sobered up a bit, maybe we can actually get on with saving the world...
uh... yeah, I guess so...
It just doesn't seem like it'll be as fun now, huh?
yeah, that's exactly it. Let's go play Gauntlet and wait untill he's drunk again.

 

by ReggieReno
12-15-01
Yo, I convinced my girlfriend to do a strip-tease to 'the safety dance' for my birthday!!!
that's great, Matt.
It's gonna be awesome!!! She's gonna be NAKED and dancing to the SAFETY DANCE!!!!
Yeah, Matt, I gathered.
I mean, Y've heard that song, right? It's nuts...
Fuck you, Matt. I hope you die.

 

by ReggieReno
12-15-01
Yo, wtf reggie? Yr NOT drunk, yet yr making comics. And yr not continuing the story either. You should be fired.
You again, huh?
I can't help but notice that we're not under the sea anymore, either.
Yeah, sobriety's a bitch, isn't it?

 

by ReggieReno
12-15-01
Are you sure it's the right map?
Yeah, I think so...
Because, you know, you may not have realized this, but we are really fucking lost.
I know, I know. We'll never find it now...
So do you wanna fuck? Or eat acid or something?
Hey, Reggie, it looks like yr not just bored, but yr stupid too. Stop wasting my time if you don't even have a fucking punchline!!!

 

by ReggieReno
12-15-01
...And you shouldn't hang out with Kate because she makes me jealous, and you shouldn't hang out with Will because he's immature, and you should get a job and...
okay, just tell her that she's being unreasonable, but don't be hurtful, tell her you love her, explain yourself...
I'm not interested in yr opinion, you filthy whore!
Oops.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
yo, cthulhu, lemme jam at yr place, b
uh, ok.
yr girlfriend is a prostitute
get out.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
fuck you
fuckin dyke
im gonna fuckin kill you

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
...and i flooded those caches in under 5 seconds....
oh, i get it. thats very |_337
how's that working out for you?
huh?
you know, being L337

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
like a diamond, like a jewel, like a ring-face
uNF.
so, let me wrestle myself inside yr pants.
i eat my own shit.
!
my artistic ability is feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenished.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
...and she took a seat across from me and began to look at the menu, she was like molten lava inside.....
...i could feel the vibrator in her ass pressing against her vaginal walls with each thrust.....
...i dunno........ i,..i.. really like bitches.
shut up or ill stab your face off.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
dave just fell out of a chair, backwards into a dresser, knocking a china angel off of it that then landed on his face....
jesus, thats fucking crazy.
no shit.....
so you were drunk?
yo, i JUST did it AGAIN...
you are an unbelievable jackass.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
dammit

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
hey, you look pretty french,
yea, my names edmund boisvert
le boisvert es fromage et mert
im ed now
can my new name be Dexter Methorphan?
yea, whatever.

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
uh, hey baby
you wanna like, get it on, and stuff
no, you're a fucking loser
none can resist the masculine charms of DR. LOVE!

 

by ReggieReno
12-18-01
i need to find the second node.....
too bad, fuckface,.,we're too drunk.
° im° °the dancing °que°en, young °and °sweet, only 17...
why the fuck are we in a cave?
why is every girl we meet a lesbian or gay?
why the hell are our girlfriends always fags?

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
so we gotta get with this saving the world shit....
yea man, i...i can dig on that....
im a tad unsure as to how to proceed from here, howver....
yea man, i...i can dig on that....
thats one of the best ideas you had all year....
yea man, ive been kickin it all like, 'aggro-genius style' recenlty

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
well, in that casse, we'll need red-robot-druidic action
and i know just the place.....
later on, in the local pharmacy...
wow, how the shit did you get here?!
they were watching when you hid froim the boys in the bookstore
aw fuck.
Z?

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
the fiorst opart iof yr journey will take you to many starange worlds...you will need a vehilce to carry yr spirits there...
sounds hot, where do we start?
thousands of years ago, druids walked the earth...
wtf?
nobody knows what they were doing....
cut out the spinal tap references, where the fuck is my spaceship?!?

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
so, nice spaceship, huh?
nice leap in logic, faggot.
i dont care im more drunk than shud be legal
eat my ass fung
oh, they're trsashed, were screwwscrewded
oh fuck this

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
oh man
oh fuck
so, want some mnore vodzska?
oh yeah lets hit that

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
yo, im pretty drunk and you just left the room, so i dont know what tpo type
thats cool, im just getting more vodfa,d, ill be back in s sec....
shit ,t heyre still even more durnker, but the show must go oin, i supopse...
yea, ...dun worry, i saw a planet back there mad e out of ice cream, with m&m's washing up on shore and dying.....lkets hit that shit....
reeeeeeeeeeeeealllly.....
fuck you, ass demon.

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
you know those "god" billboard ads? we shoudl replace them with Roboitussion ads....i think i saw a carrot army a few planets ago...
dave jyst told me to think of something hysterical to type on the computer and i dont think its aworking....
not a cjhance.
do you not see this terribleness?
shit, im about to fall on the face.
i cant wait till yr in jail..

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
holy shit. Yo, yr in the bathroom n i dunno whot to do...
yo thid is gonna knoxxxor yr soxxors off
Oh, fock j 00 po3t3
eat my dave

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
Holy shit. Are yo ready to land or what?
Yeah, lets slkam this shit zzOY!!
Holy shit.we're about to die
ofk, I dunno how tonland this shit...
Aw, fuck

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
yo, that last strip was fucking stupid. way to fuck up, you drunken cocksnitch,
eat cock.

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
you know you can tekll yr really drunkj?
no, how?
yr piss is clear.
faggot.

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
okay, here we go...
fuck
fuck
oh man
yeah, here we go....

 

by ReggieReno
12-20-01
because we're so drunk, we neglected to mention that the events that happened to our characters over the past few strips occured because they ingested cough syrup
yes, 3we';re sorry for the inconvience., but we figured we shoudl mention that.
yea, Robotussin is pretty important.
yre damn right it is.
....i dont have a punch line.
yr an idiot

 

by ReggieReno
4-10-02
goddamnit, now we're on some other planet, and I have no idea what's going on or how we got here.
Not to mention that nothing has happened to us in months.
This is all because of Reg and Coil. Those fuckers think it's funny to get drunk and then try and write this story when they're retarded
yeah, and then forget about us for half a fucking year.
forshadowing...
I'm hungry
That's it. I'm gonna find those assclowns and ruin their fucking day.

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