All comics by Rocketlex2000

 

by Rocketlex2000
3-19-03
That's it for Dragonball Z...
Stay tuned for Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and an all-new episode of Dragonball Z.
Only Toonami.
*click*

 

by Rocketlex2000
3-25-03
Hey Reitz, have you heard from Zora Girl?
No, I...OH NO! I think I banned her!
Reitz sets to work trying to un-ban Zora Girl while banning Zman...
Hi, I'm Zman.
(No, that's not right. Maybe I should ban the IP of the SN which is using...no, wait....)
Hey Zman, have you heard from Reitz?
He ended up banning himself and giving me administrator status.

 

by Rocketlex2000
4-02-03
Topic Name: Wind Waker R0x0rz
Man, Wind Waker is such an awesome game.
Yeah, the graphics style rocks.
It's one of the coolest games ever.
So, why aren't YOU playing it right now?
Technically, I am. I'm waiting for Link to finish sailing to Forsaken Fortress.
Yeah, same here.

 

by Rocketlex2000
4-09-03
Hello, and welcome back to Board City News.
Nintendo's popularity continues to spike, as IGN has given the new Pokemon games a 9.6 rating.
In your face, CCC...
In a related story, CCC shot himself in the face, yesterday.
...or what's left of it.

 

by Rocketlex2000
4-17-03
Hey, did you hear that with an Action Replay, you can unlock test maps in Wind Waker?
Wow, I didn't even show him the screenshots...

 

by Rocketlex2000
4-28-03
Maybe I should do a sprite comic. I mean, this format limits me quite a bit.
You? A sprite comic? You lack the software AND the know-how.
Hey, aren't you my sence of self-doubt?
Figured it out by yourself, eh? That's a surprise.
Go away.

 

by Rocketlex2000
4-29-03
You don't even know how to use an emulator. You could never do a sprite comic.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Plus you suck any you'll never amount to anything....
That will be fine, Doubt.

 

by Rocketlex2000
5-06-03
May
Dampe, you will now be the admin for a short amount of time.
Thanks.
June
Falco-X, you're in charge for the month.
Thank you. (Heh heh heh...)
July
Parsnip, may we have a word with you?
HellBeast546, here's your admin pass.

 

by Rocketlex2000
5-24-03
Hey, VGX's new Matrix site is up.
I guess it doesn't work with my browser settings.

 

by Rocketlex2000
9-27-03
"Remember when that religious guy showed up...?"
Hello there...I think you all need Jesus!
THOU KNOWEST NOT MY WAYS!!!
WAAAAHHH!!!!
That's not how it happened....
Yeah, but my version's cooler.

 

by Rocketlex2000
9-30-03
So...explain your theory again, VGX.
Well, I think that aliens will save our planet.
I mean, they're already watching us. I think that they will take pity on our stupidity and save us from certain doom.
Meanwhile, aboard the Kralath-Takkan...
So what's it gonna be, Terridex? Salvation or death ray?
Well, we did salvation last week...

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
The aliens make a transmission to Earth...
Greetings, humans. I am Gildroin and this is Terridex.
Hello.
(Rocketlex's House)
We have technologies capable of saving you foolish humans from destroying your own planet. However...
...we've decided that just killing you all now would be more fun.
We flipped a coin!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
What're we gonna do? These aliens are going to kill us.
We'll have to call everyone together?
Topic Title: Aliens are going to kill us all!
Hmmm, that doesn't seem to be working.
Topic Title: I <3 Christianity!
Ah, now they're comming.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
A meeting is held...
This is bad. We've got to think of a way to stop the aliens.
It will require teamwork. We'll have to band together if we want to take them down.
Shut up, retard!
You'd like that, wouldn't you? Make me!
We are so doomed...
Yeah? That's what your momma said...last night....to your sister.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
Okay okay. I think I've got a plan.
What is it?
We'll hack into their central computer and make it crash. That will, hopefully, bring down their ship.
You mean like in that movie?
What movie?
Nevermind.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
VGX. Would you be able to crash the alien computer?
No, these aliens are benevolent beings. It is our ignorence which brought their wrath.
*death ray*
How about now?
Now I'm just too scared.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
So is VGX on board?
No, I guess we'll have to go with Plan B.
I hoped it wouldn't come to this...
Yeah, but he's the best there is for this job.
Falco X? You've got a visitor.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-01-03
Falco X is recruited to fight the aliens...
I see you've already started to work.
Yes. These Ultra Spambots can take down any computer system.
Why're you so willing to help us, anyway? Didn't you just try to destroy Board City?
I don't wish to see Board City's demise at alien hands.
You want to be the one to kill us, right?
Oh, yes.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
Back on board the Kralath-Takkan
Well, I think that's enough random slaughter for one day.
I feel refreshed.
You don't think that those humans will hold it against us, do you?
What does it matter? How could they attack us?
Meanwhile...
Alpha-Zero, you are cleared for launch. Over!
Good thing we had some of these left over from the HTLOZ days...

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
What's that screen over there saying?
An unidentified object is headed this way.
Uh-oh, are these humans capable of space flight?
Yeah, but it's pretty poor. If that's a manned vessel, the crew must be insane.
Inside the Board Spaceship
Ah-choo!
Bless you.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
They've docked with us!
Oh, don't worry. As long as they don't override our security computer, we'll be fine.
Go work your magic, boys.
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam....
(Security Relays Overloaded)
Okay, NOW we're screwed.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
This way, Terridex. We'll make an escape.
A fool human blocking our path? Stand aside or die.
I actually can't move in this suit.
Very well, just fall over or something.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
Please, before you shoot me, let me do one final thing.
And that would be?
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
An anime-style transformation sequence!
Uh Oh....

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
That's right. Bust the whole place up.
Spam spam spam spam spam....
I've taken care of the aliens. Are we set to go?
Oh, YOU'RE not going anywhere, you little Khakainer freak!
Plot twist, eh?
You bet.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
Looks like I'll have to go through you.
How about we even the odds a bit?
FORCES OF DARKNESS, UNITE IN ME!!!!
I must say, I expected more.
Just shut up and fight!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
ULTRA HADOKEN!
Graaahhh!!!!
Ahhh!
PSY-BUSTER!
ISP TRACKING!!!
Damn you!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-02-03
Following the battle, Rocketlex abandoned the ship and got back to the city somehow. I dunno...I just want to end this!
Well, Rocketlex, you've saved Board City once again. How do you do it?
All you need is your own comic strip and a big ego.
So tell me, do you think those aliens will be back?
Well, I didn't kill them. For all I know, they could be plotting revenge somewhere.
The End.
You want fries with that?
They're NEVER going to believe this...

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-05-03
Man, Ivy is a great character in Soul Calibur 2.
She's okay, I guess.
Yeah, she's my most used character. Her throws are awesome.
Are you sure you don't just like...y'know, her design?
No, the fact that she is probably the sexiest character in the history of video games doesn't enter into it.
Just checking.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-08-03
Oh, hello little friend.
No, no. Hold it! Stop!
What?
This joke's just too easy. I can't go through with it. Sorry....
What're we gonna do with all this fake blood, then?

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-11-03
Check it out! I took a photo of a ghost.
That doesn't look like a ghost. It looks like gamma radiation or something.
Oh, I guess it kinda does. Hmmm, I guess that might mean...
So, are you made of gamma radiation or what?
I thought I told you to leave me alone!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-16-03
Hey, can I invite some of my friends from the VG Music Archive forums over here?
I...uh...where?
Great, thanks! Door's open, guys!
Erm...
Thus, the floodgates open...
I like to make anime fanart. ^_^;; Want to start an RP?
Don't touch me.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-18-03
Hi, everyone. I was too lazy to do a Board City strip, so this is an "Art Day." I call this piece "Psycho and Guy Drinking Something at Nightfall."
I figure if Pyro can get away with this kind of thing on a regular basis, why not just do it myself?
Awww, forget it. I shouldn't penalize you guys just so I can make fun of Megatokyo. Here, I'll make something funny happen.
N-Gage 0wnz j00!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-19-03
Since I just got it, the next few strips are going to deal with Final Fantasy Tactics Advance based on my own experiences with it.
Hey, what's up? You ready for a new mission?
Yep, what've you got for us?
You need to reclaim the five emerald keys for the grand summoner Meltugh. The thief, Dugoon, has stolen them. He's hiding at Lurtegia Pass.
So, basically...
We have to kill everything that moves in Lurtegia Pass and wait for the cut-scene.
Sounds good to me.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-22-03
What are you doing?
I've changed jobs. I'm a Beastmaster, now.
So...what can you do?
Supposedly, I can control monsters, but it's not the most accurate ability in the world...
So, barring that, what powers do you have?
I can hit people with a bell!

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-22-03
So, you're a human soldier? Prepare to meet your doom, for I am a mighty templar!
My armor is thick and my weapon can rip your foolish chainmail to pieces. What power could you possibly use to defend against my awesome power?
A high movement rating.
Damn.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-22-03
Ah-ha! I caught you with your back turned, kupo. Prepare to be royally 0wned!
That's right, kupo, now you're in MY world of pain. I'm gonna mess you up good, kupo.
This is the most humiliating day of my life...
I'm gonna lay the smack down on yo' ass, kupo.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-22-03
Alright, Beastmaster, it's time to put you our of your misery.
Don't be so sure. I've actually taken control of one of the monsters on this battlefield.
Bah, you don't scare me.
Not so fast, Doc.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-25-03
Ummm....By order of the Queen, we can't use swords in this fight.
Oh...
I can only use swords to fight, and I think it's the same deal with you, so....
I guess there's only one way to settle this...
4 turns later....
Lemme explain it to you one more time. Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, and rock blunts scissors. You get it now?
I still think you're cheating.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-25-03
In the Pub...
So, I need to buy the H-Pike in order to learn Ultra Impale, battle enemies to master that technique, and then change classes and equip the Flowing Blade to learn Tsunami Strike?
Yup.
And once I learn Tsunami Strike, I'll unlock the Warlord class, so that I buy more weapons and learn more techs and unlock more classes?
Yeah. Cool leveling system, eh?
It seems more like a vicious circle.
Six of one, half dozen to the other, kupo.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-25-03
Clan Ultra moves over the frozen plains...
Do you ever get tired of the way RPGs objectify women?
How do you mean?
Most of them are scantily clad, even in cold conditions like this, like it's perfectly normal and average. I dunno...it disturbs me.
Aww, it's not that noticible.
Then again...
Guess who just became an Elementalist?

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-25-03
Hi, everyone. I'm just checking in to tell you all that this is the end of the Clan Ultra series.
I'll make more if inspiration strikes, but I think I'm going to move on to make fun of other things, like The Board.
To that end...
I'd rather cram some plastic into my eyes than wear something reasonably stylish to help my vision.

 

by Rocketlex2000
10-27-03
Somewhere in California...
AAIIEEEEE!!!!
Sir, I need your help! My mansion is bringing to the ground!
Let it burn, you rich, white buffoon.
Later...
You're right, that does sound insensitive.
Serves him right for having more money than I do.

 

by Rocketlex2000
11-02-03
My Halloween was spent among demons.
I communed with lifeless beings, all the while monitoring a force of darkness and death.
Yeah, I pretty much just posted on The Board and watched Friday the 13th movies in my basement all night...
Jason's...still alive....
Anyone want to host a pic of me in my Black Mage costume?

 

by Rocketlex2000
11-16-03
I think that Karaoke Revolution seems like an interesting idea.
Yeah, it's a fun and original concept. Seems like it would be great at parties.
I just worry about what will happen when hardcore gamers start getting into it.
What do you mean?
(Rocketlex's Imagination) GameFAQs Message Board
I CUD PWN J00 WIT MY M4D LIXX!!
N0, n00b. I M teh 1337 S1NG3R!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
11-17-03
It was just a peaceful message board, until one day...
I am your new leader. I will make this board available by subscription only.
Oh, come on. This is so obviously a hoax.
It was brought into the open, but its creator wouldn't back down.
YOU'RE ALL NAZIS! I HAVE INCRIMINATING .JPEG FILES!!!
Would you just go away?
Little did they suspect that it was...THE HOAX THAT WOULDN'T DIE!
You see, Jimbo is like Scooby Doo.
Dear God, make it stop!

 

by Rocketlex2000
12-07-03
VGX: Created a post so large it collapsed on itself and formed a black hole. Fortunately, since only he bothered to read it, it only got him.
And thus it is obvious that our government is covering up an alien....AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Hitman: Exploded with happiness after seeing a preview of Halo 3.
150 vehicles! 210 different weapons! A level edit-AAAAHHH!!!
Ick...
Rocketlex: Overdosed on Prozac AND Paxil at the same time (much to everyone's delight).
I love Kirby's Air Ride! KAWAII.....Erk!

 

by Rocketlex2000
12-24-03
...So then I gave up and used a cheat code to unlock it...
Foolish casual gamer, don't you know that it's the hardcore, tournament level players which keep the game industry alive?
How? You buy fewer games and spend all your time mastering them. I, on the other hand, sample numerous games and provide game companies with far more money.
Yeah, but you...uh....you suck at all the games you play....
Is this some futile attempt to validate your existance on this Earth?
That's it! You and me, Soul Calibur 2, right now! You can be anyone but Cervantes...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-15-04
Maverick has asked to be featured in a Board City strip. I usually use genaric people, but I'll make an exception and edit this one...
So, Mario has been in racing, platforming, RPGing, fighting, and pretty much all manner of sports games....
Well, {Maverick}, I think the only thing left is the FPS genre.
A Mario FPS?
Yeah. Imagine Mario getting some sort of star-launching shotgun and mowing down some goombas.
My heart wants to picture it, but my mind is afraid to try.
Once you see that the concept could work, you will understand more about the universe than you ever thought possible.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-20-04
At the Morning Star Institute of Technology...
Monkey requests apple.
The robot behind me is being controlled not by a scientist, but by the mental impulses of a monkey in another room.
Give apple to monkey.
(Not now! There will be time for fruit later.)
DESTROY! DESTROY! MONKEY WILL MAKE ALL SUFFER!!
We are sure this technology will greatly benefit mankind in years to come.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-31-04
And so the Khakainers left ezBoard and traveled to the land of phpBB...
This was a strange place to them. It was far different from the land they had left.
To ease the transition, the settlers tried to recreate their old home on this new server.
Xbox is still better.
Why don't you shut up?

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