All comics by Rocketlex2000

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-03-03
VGX is abducted by an alien race!
Wow, these aliens are nothing like the ones in my head...
This way, Human. We will extract your thoughts and gain knowlage of your people.
His mind is drained...
Perfect, now to see if these people are worth the trouble of enslaving.
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Later, on the planet Zarthenon
And you abandoned the mission right there?
I've never seen a people so facinated by simple building toys.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-03-03
Planet Therdemoros
Now go. These humans deserve no mercy!
Master....I shall.
In the Shrine of Darkness, the demon prays for power
Powers of Darkness, give me strength to kill this race...
...and a God of Evil is...um...summoned?
Maxwell's been messing with this thing...
You're a nice man. Tee hee...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-03-03
VGX's Room, on a shelf
We've been on this shelf for years and VGX hasn't so much as looked at us!
What is he playing with, if not us?
Lemme zoom in on him. Hmmm, it's a long plastic object...and he's putting his mouth to it.
You don't mean....
Yeah, I think it's a toy spaceship.
Why do they always get the attention?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-03-03
In Board City...
Now Rocketlex, this adminship is a big responcibility...
I can handle it, Reitz. There's just a little change I wanna make.
Okay, the password is "SuperReitz."
Yeah, I'll just make this change and we're done...
*ahem*
Okay, I'm not the best programmer on the world. But on the plus side, I did change my tag.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-03-03
Miniskirts and tight uniforms are the dress code in this clash of the titans. It's Schoolgirl Calibur, from Maxwellsoft.
Blinkware presents, Nightflamer. Choose from diverse characters and traverse the internet, flaming all the losers who cross your path.
Yeah. Nice comeback. Looks like one of us has taken their idiot pills.
For lighthearted fun, try V.G.X. Gaming's newest offering, Crossroads of the Mind's Eye 2: The Banana of Nightfall. Journey through a wild, technicolor world of drug-induced whimsy.
Which way is up? Which way is down? You'll never know in the Temple of Groun.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-04-03
In Board City, Erin has a chance encounter with...
I am a Desperado! I have come, as was told!
Oh, hi.
So....
So....
Oh, forget it.
I mean, what do you want? A medal?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-04-03
Via hologram, Bill Gates contacts his home offices
So, we've taken over Rare, and we're moving in on Capcom. Still, we need more.
You bet, boss. Let's get Squaresoft, now.
So, should we contact our business relations office?
I'll get right on it.
Later...
You've got mail!
Eh?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-04-03
In Board City, Rocketlex meets his guardien angel.
So, Rocketlex. You Think the board would be better WITHOUT you. Do you?
Well, I dunno. I don't contribute too much.
Alright. I'll warp you to a world where you NEVER EXISTED!
Things look the same here.
Well, you were kind of right...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-04-03
Larva Form: Thread is created with good intentions. Few posts are made.
Wow! Final Fantasy XXXVII is going to rock!
The screenshots on Subscribeorgetnofreakininfo.com are awesome.
Pupa Form: Another board member makes a contriversal comment. Others respond...
Square games have been going downhill lately.
Yeah? What planet are YOU living on?
Adult Form: Everything goes to Hell
I hate you all.
PH33R MY EVIL WR/\TH!11!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-04-03
Last Time on DBZ: Gojitunks was formed and squared off against Buu's 27th form.
I will stop you from hurting any more people.
Oh yeah? Let's charge up and we'll see what you're really made of.
GRAAAHHHRAAAAHHHHH!!!!
AAAAHRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!
Will Gojitunks and Buu ever actually hit each other? Find out in the next episode, or maybe the one of after that, of Dragonball Z!
AAAARRRRR- *gasp* -AAAHHhhhhhhrrrrmm
GEEEEEEEAAAAHHH-- *cough cough cough*

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
In Board City, Rocketlex and Blink are talking...
I'm telling you, Blink, I think Microsoft is involved in something suspicious...
Oh, sure. And YOU'RE going to investigate, right?
I've seen some pretty suspicious stuff at the Microsoft building...
Well, you go right ahead and make an idiot of yourself.
At Microsoft
I still think that this is pretty suspicious...
Do your have an appointment?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Determined, Rocketlex enters sneaks into the building
HEY! Who let you enter this place?
Uh-oh
You have three seconds to tell me who you are.
I'm Rocketlex. Nice to meet you.
Is that supposed to get you off the hook?
Well, technically, I told you who I was. If you wanted something else than tell me.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Rocketlex is captured by the evil minions of Microsoft
Where is this place?
We are entering the MicroRealm. We created this place.
You created a whole world? But why?
It is used to hold our prisoners. This is your cell up ahead.
JOANNA DARK!?
Yeah. Just take the bottom bunk and don't talk to me.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Imprisioned in Microsoft's alternate world, Rocketlex speaks with Joanna Dark.
So, Microsoft captured you.
Yes. Don't believe the lies; Rare was a hostile takeover.
You mean like a battle?
Some were captured and some were killed. Uncle Tusk was...an unlucky one.
What? *gasp* You don't mean...
We found him with his hatchet lodged in his spine, poor fellow...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Still in prison...
We have to get out of here.
How? I have no weapons, gadgets...nothing.
But if you lift me up to that window, I bet I can squeeze through.
Why do you wan't ME to lift?
Well, I'm near dangerously thin, and I bet you're stronger than I am.
I'm starting to like you.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
With Joanna Dark's help, Rocketlex escapes from prison
Now I have to find Bill Gates and figure out what's going on.
Hey, where are you going?
(The window to the prison is down there, BTW)
Joanna?
I got you out, now help me through.
Well, I kinda have a mission, here.
It's a fine time to mention THAT, isn't it?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Rocketlex wanders deeper into the MicroRealm
A graveyard? Who would have graves here?
Oh my God! "Shigaru Myamoto: Died Jan. 6, 2003"
It...it can't be true....
Much as I'd like it not to be...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
M...m...Myamoto's ghost!
Yes, that's me.
You were killed? By Microsoft?
Yes, but that is not why I have come to you...
Well, why have you come?
To tell you to STOP SPELLING MY FREAKIN' NAME WRONG!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
In the MicroRealm, Rocketlex sees an odd castle. He approaches it to find...
Who seeks to enter the Castle of Gates?
Clippy!
It is I, and thosw who wish to enter must answer me these questions three...
I'm kind of in a hurry.
Rocketlex sees an odd castle. He approaches it to find...
Oh, come on. It's fun!
Don't make me unwind you and use you to stab your master.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
And now, a public service announcement by the creator of MicroSaga...
Hi, I'm Rocketlex. I'd like to take time out to apologize for the last episode of MicroSaga.
It was full of mistakes. I'm sorry. I was tired.
There, I'm glad we had this talk. Forgive and forget, right?
Still, you must be punished.

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Rocketlex infiltrates the Castle of Gates
Who're you?
It's-a....me.......Mario
MARIO!? What have they done to you?
That....machine...made-a...me... this...way....
You seem happy about this.
You-a....know....me.... I'm....always-a....cheerful....

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Finally, Rocketlex sees the man he's after.
Hold it right there, Bill Gates!!
*gulp*
I know ALL about what you've done to Rare and Nintendo. I'm here to stop you once and for all.
Wait, what have I done?
Capture, assault, and murder to make your game console dominate.
And that's WRONG?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Rocketlex squares off against Bill Gates...
It's time for me to end your reign of terror.
And how do you plan to do THAT?
ULTRA-MEGA-GUNBOT-TRANSFORMATION!!!!!!!
That's not good.
DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!
Please don't! I think I have a wife and kids....maybe!

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Rocketlex, assuming the form of Ultra Mega Gunbot, prepares for battle
Now he shall pay....
TERRA-OMEGA-MISSILE STRIKE!!!!
A huge explosion! What has happened to our hero?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Somewhere in the MicroRealm, Rocketlex comes to...
Uhhhh, my head. What happened?
Rocketlex! Bill Gates is dead and we're all free. Thank you!
Really? All right!
...something I could have done if you'd have HELPED me.
Could we focus on the positive?

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Back at Board City, Rocketlex tell the story of his adventure...
So then Bill gates died and the characters were freed. Then the MicroRealm collapsed.
Wow.
Back at Board City, Rocketlex tell the story of his adventure...
?
Yeah, it looks like Microsoft has been "shut down."
Back at Board City, Rocketlex tell the story of his adventure...
*AHEM*
Oh....hi, Hitman. Listen, a funny thing happened earlier...

 

by Rocketlex2000
1-09-03
Back at Board City, Rocketlex tells the story of his adventure...
So then Bill gates died and the characters were freed. Then the MicroRealm collapsed.
Wow.
?
Yeah, it looks like Microsoft has been "shut down."
*AHEM*
Oh....hi, Hitman. Listen, a funny thing happened earlier...

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-02-03
Hello, my adoring fans. This is Rocketlex. I'm showing off my new look.
From here on in, I'm goint to use this image to represent me. This is because it has more than one pose (as shown.)
I thought we had something, man...
Can't you accept that it's over between us?

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-02-03
So, this personality test associates your personality with a color.
Cool. Lemme just enter my answers, here...
Click!
I wasn't aware that "Nerd" was a color.
I hate personality tests...

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-02-03
I hate life. My parents died last week.
You think you have it tough? My parents died right in front of me.
That's no big deal. My father shot my mother, then turned the gun on himself.
Pfft. I personally killed both my parents while high on various pills I was talking to ease the pain of my recent car accident.
"Extreme Tragedy." There's one for ESPN.
Yeah? Well my father locked me in a steel coffin after I saw him kill mom...and THEN he shot himself. I had to gnaw through the metal.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-02-03
If we're going to have another game on the board, we need one with very simple rules.
You're right. We need one that EVERYONE can agree on so we don't get into a flame war.
Let's see, what could we all play?
Oh, I've got it!
Later...
SCISSORS CUT PAPER U MORON!!!
Well, it seemed like a good idea.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-03-03
Yo yo yo, VGX. You're my best customer.
Yeah, I know. I've tried to quit but I just can't.
So, same as always?
You know it. Just gemme the stuff, alright?
Later at Toys R Us
Ricky, I had my doubts when we hired you out of prison, but you sell legos like nobody's business. What's your secret?
I got connections, man.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-04-03
On the starship GX-564
Gildroin, for your speech to the humans, just use the teleprompter I've created.
I shall, Terridex.
"Greetings, earthlings. All your base are belong to us."
Heh heh. C'mon, it was just a joke...
Make your time, Terridex. Make your time.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-04-03
....loose sight of the ties we share....
...and then....will stop to think....Rocketlex, are you paying attention?!
Huh?....What?....
I mean, honestly. This is the fate of our unity at stake.
You could stand to be a bit shorter-winded about it...

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-08-03
I dunno, it just seems like my computer can't do all the stuff you guys' can.
Maybe you need more accessories.
What would I need?
Well, maybe I should show you the setup I have...
Some girl named Lain set it up for me. Cool, huh?
What does "Soul Load" do?

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-13-03
We are the Dark Pop-ups. We will destroy your puny board with our screen-following ads.
AIIIEEEEE! Get away!
The unholy bots get to work...
Who could be behind this horror!?
There's only one person...
Meanwhile, on a dark, twisted message board elsewhere...
Master Falco-X, everything is going according to plan.
Yes. I'll take care of these pathetic Khakainers...and then I shall RULE THE WORLD!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-13-03
At a dark board, Falco X enters his unholy factory...
Yes, this is the perfect plan. With some simple adjustments I can make my spam bots create turbo-powered pop-ups!
But sir, why would you attack Board City? Isn't your beef with VGX?
There's no use in beating a dead horse, TR567.
Oh....I just thought...
Less plan more spam, TR567.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-13-03
The Dark Pop-ups continue to attack the city...
We have to get out of here! These bots are too annoying!
You're just lazy. It's only a few more clicks now and then.
C'mon, admit it's annoying you.
No, let me just adjust my browser settings, here...

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-14-03
Board City is all but destroyed...
We have to stop these bots.
We can't. It's beyond our control.
It's either stop them or go back to VGX's boards.
!!!
Later, treking over the plains of Google, the good old Khakain army is on foot.
The bots are comming from this way, men.
All right. Let's move in, people.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-14-03
In the depths of Falco's Factory Board
We have to find the power source and shut it down!
Oh no, there it is! It's....it's....
Yes, tremble you little Khakainer freak. My factory is powered by a being of pure Spam Energy. The one...the only...
(It's....)
BONAN!!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-14-03
Who is powerful enough to stop BONAN?
......I am.
What? You? How?
I have....a special power...
To be continuted...
You don't mean?
Yes, I'm going to say something totally moronic...

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-14-03
Our hero prepares for battle...
Rocketlex, this is dangerous.
I know, but my stupid comments have been known to stop ANY and all dialouge in it's tracks. Today, this power will be used for good...
Kazaa's dumb. It's just the same as stealing. People who use it should have their IPs revoked.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....SPAM...SPAM...SPA-M...SP-A-MMMMM....
And so a chain reaction begins...
Warning! Spam flow inturrupted! Annoyence feedback is too high! Unable to compress spam energy....
No! NO!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-14-03
Rocketlex, you did it! You saved us from the evil Falco X and stopped the Dark Pop-Ups!
I don't need your congradulations. All I need is to know that Board City is safe.
For I simply did my duty to spread absurdity where it's needed. Goodnight everyone, and rest safely knowing that you are in my care!!!

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-21-03
I'm sick of getting made fun of. I'm going to sue this cartoon. In fact I'm going to sue this whole board.
For what? It's just a little joking.
I tell you, you'll rue the day you messed with me.
Is there actually a law against making fun of someone?
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU CRETIN!
Ha ha! Now I can sue you for yelling at me!

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-21-03
Be aware, VGX. If you shut down our board, we will be forced to go elsewhere...and THIS could happen
What are you all doing at MY board!?
Well, after you shut down our home, we had to make THIS our home.
Hey, cool place. This would be a great time to test out my new huge signature.
OUT! ALL OF YOU OUT!
Sorry, VG, but it's a little too late for that.
That's a nice banner ad. It would be a shame if someone were to overload it...oops.

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-24-03
Today on "The Crocodile Hunter," I'd like to get something off my chest...
America going to war with Iraq will solve nothing, and America won't improve its image as a bully.
*click*
Today on "Junkyard Wars," we'd like to start by saying we support our yankee pals...
Ahhhhh....

 

by Rocketlex2000
2-27-03
Rocketlex holds auditions for his new Personal Image.
Now, why should I make you my new personal image?
Well, I'm attractive. Also, I'm so pixilated that being smaller will make me look better.
If I use you, won't people start to think I'm a girl because they associate you with me?
Well, I guess that not every system's perfect. Then again, maybe it would be a change for the better.
NEXT!

 

by Rocketlex2000
3-06-03
At Video Gamer X's house...
Xenosaga....Master Quest...Nintendo...
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, VIRUSES. I KNOW YOU'RE IN THOSE ATTACHMENTS!
Meanwhile, inside the attachments...
I don't think he's buying it.
I'm getting cramped in here...

 

by Rocketlex2000
3-07-03
Gee, it looks like VGX's dream about a nuclear strike could come true.
I wonder if the dream I had last night was also a vision of the future?
Hmmm, I guess so.
We have to catch the monkey!

 

by Rocketlex2000
3-13-03
Hello. As you may have noticed, I like to add little anime parodies into this strip. However, I haven't yet been able to pay homage to my favorite anime.
All that changes now. I present to you....
Board City meets Tenchi Universe!
This is a bad idea, Al.
Okay, okay! I'll tell them to leave.

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