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by SHOES555
1-26-06
hey im hungry
yeah me too thanksgivings tomorow were gonna fiest
the next day
wonder what were havin later
i want a nice traditional thanksgiving dinner
well im gonna miss him but he'll always be a part of me deep down in my stomach

 

by SHOES555
1-26-06
im kyle my favorite numbers 2 because thats derek jeters number
cool
i also have two hands and feet
awesome
and my favorite one is that my IQ is 2
really ya dont say

 

by SHOES555
1-26-06
why are you pressing charges against me
you tried to take me pot of gold
so how much are you gonna sue me for
$7,000,000
you son of a bitch
there after me lucky charms

 

by SHOES555
1-27-06
hi im a basket ball player
i am the dumbtron 5000 you are the enemy
hi im a wizard
i am the dumbtron 5000 you are the enemy
hi im kyle burket
i am the dumbtron 5000 you are family

 

by SHOES555
1-27-06
hey the names butch whats yours
duh i dont know
are you sure you dont know
um i think its george
thats a bad name i dont like you but i would like to kill you
that hurt you're mean

 

by SHOES555
2-06-06
hello santa im jenny sampson what am i getting for christmas
hmmmmm jenny sampson is not on my list what would you like
i would like a psp
ok i'll make sure you get one this year is there anything else
yeah can you get me an A on my test
listen jenny im santa not a miracle worker

 

by SHOES555
2-07-06
oooooh a kitty
oooooh a new bird
george bush was just elected president
oh yeah i can say goodby to this place

 

by SHOES555
2-07-06
jeb on your test you got a D-
i did
yes you did the best in the class the principle would like to see you in his office he said that it's good news
awesome
hello jeb at the age of 32 you are going to graduate
yeah can i go home i have to tell my mom that next year i'll be in the fourth grade

 

by SHOES555
2-08-06
hello i believe you did not get one of your flu shots i'll get a doctor
ok
are you ready for your shot last time i did this i poked my own eye out
i guess im ready
ooops i guess i shouldn't have done the shot with one eye closed
gee ya think

 

by SHOES555
2-08-06
hello i believe you did not get one of your flu shots i'll get a doctor
ok
are you ready for your shot last time i did this i poked my own eye out
i guess im ready
ooops i guess i shouldn't have done the shot with one eye closed
gee ya think

 

by SHOES555
4-07-06
jons debate
hi vote for me
yaaaay
george bushes debate
jon has stolen my ideas i should win
yaaaay
the way they really get the people on their side
give me 20 bucks and i'll vote for ya
i feel just like george bush when he first ran for president

 

by SHOES555
4-07-06
do you think ican kill you
i dont know mabey not
wanna bet
let me think sure ok
now how can i kill you
i win

 

by SHOES555
6-21-06
i need surgery quick
ok lets get that face paint off
that wasnt to bad whats next
next we cut out that heart of yours
somethings wrong here oh yeah thats right it wasnt your heart that was supposed to come out it was your toncells oh well we all get second chance right right

 

by SHOES555
6-21-06
i am a ghost and im here to take all of your greatest posetions
no please you cant take my...
treasures? oh yes i can just watch me
wooooh thats a releif i thought hed take away my baby
dont worry baby ive protected you

 

by SHOES555
6-21-06
IT IS ME GEORGE W. BUSH AND MY DADDY GEORGE H. W. BUSH IS STUCK IN THAT WHITE HOUSE AND HIS OFFICE IS ON FIRE
I'LL GET HIM MR. PRESIDENT
DID YOU GET HIM OI HOPE YOU DID
I GOT HIM AND HE LOOKS THE SAME
DADDY!
YEAH SON IM HERE

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
hey do i have any mail
yeah right here
who is it from
it says it is from john kerry a christmas letter
oh no hard feelings i guess
yeah right no hard feelings ho ho ho merry christmas a special gift from john kerry

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
Jingle bells
Hell really smells
I wanna nut
Oh just kiss my butt
I'm full of greed
And im smoking weeeeed

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
sir i beleive this message is for you
oh no im in debt
ok thats all very nice now where is my tip
didn't you here me you idiot im in debt
debt or no debt tip me or i shoot and you die
screw that you can't kill me now

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
Hey ya wanna here a joke
Duuuh ok
Knock knock
Uuuuugh whos there
Hammers and nails
Hammers and nails who? Awwww man why does this always happen to me

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
The hobo
Hey ya want some drugs man
Nah im tryin to cut back
The criminal
Hey ya want some drugs man
nah i just got out of jail and im on probation
The united states president
Hey ya want some drugs man
Hell yeah

 

by SHOES555
6-22-06
Did ya ever wonder why cows dont fly
No now leave me alone
Did ya ever wonder why pigs are like never sick even they roll around in the mud all day
No now please just leave
Hey did ya ever wonder why...
Wait just stop right there i've got a question for you did ya ever wonder why your lips have never moved

 

by SHOES555
6-23-06
Hey got any gwapes
No I don't got any gwapes now leave
The next day
Hey got any gwapes
No now if you come in here and say that again i'm gonna staple your feet to the floor
The next day
Hey got any staples. (Read this next sentance after you read the other guys sentance.) Got any gwapes
No

 

by SHOES555
6-23-06
Hey so I was in class the other day and my teacher asked in her nazily voice when was the great depression
Then fred raises his hand and says two weeks ago
So my teacher sais why is that fred and fred replies cause thats when my sister amy got her report card

 

by SHOES555
6-23-06
Hey ya want some drugs man
Oh yeah
So what do ya want
Umm give me some pot
Yo man wait up you forgot your receipt

 

by SHOES555
6-23-06
Hey dude whats up man
I don't know the sky is pretty high
What's wrong with you your gettin me pissed
Yeah i know that happens a lot
Hey man im gonna...
Oh let me save you the trouble

 

by SHOES555
6-23-06
George do you know the value of X
Duuuuh no let me think a little bit
It's ok take your time
Ummmm hey banging your head with your hand works for cartoons I'll try it
I think you should go to the nurse george
Why

 

by SHOES555
6-24-06
Hello what is yor name
It's george ahhhhh your an alien
yeah so what's your point
Ummmm I don't know you just scared me I'm sorry
Thats ok hey what happened to you
well this had to happen eventually haven't you seen all the other comics I'm in

 

by SHOES555
9-16-06
jennifer come do your homework
ok ma i'll be right there
jennifer come eat dinner
ok ma i'll be right there
30 years later
come on jennifer lets go to the doctor
ok ma i'll be right there

 

by SHOES555
9-16-06
hey babe i've got a special evening planned for saturday night
ooh what is it
i rented a hotel room for just the two of us
ooh sounds romantic oh look at the time i've got to get to work
ok see you tomorrow mom

 

go cry emo kid
waaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhh
by SHOES555, 9-16-06

 

by SHOES555
2-05-07
Before they became freedom writers
yo come on man forget school
yea schools for losers with no lives
there losing control
dude im never goin to school again its so boring i hate it
i know instead lets just stay at my house all day
they need to apply themselves
hello im hear to apply for a job
im so sorry but ur lack of expeience and education prevents us from hiring you

 

by SHOES555
2-05-07
hey
dude wat the hell are you
wat are you
im slime
well then mystery solved
???

 

by SHOES555
2-06-07
they were becoming freedom writers
you know where you are living is racially divided and there are many other problems your school work needs a great improvement and you have been in a lot of trouble in your life
I know maybe you're right i should be changing my lifestyle a little bit
not only were they becoming freedom writers but, there community was becoming less racially divided
hey whats up man
nothin see you in school tomorrow
With the much needed help from Erin Gruwell the freedom writers were no longer racially divided, and they eventually became better people and reached there full potential
This is some of the freedom writers saying thenk you Erin Gruwell
This is some of the freedom writers saying thenk you Erin Gruwell

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