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by SHOES555
1-11-06
I DONT LIKE YOU
WATCH YOUR MOUTH
BEFORE YOU DO WHAT
BEFORE I HURT YOU
PLEASE I COULD KILL YOU WITHOUT EVEN MOVING
YEAH RIGHT

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
WANNA BET
YEAH
HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
WHO ARE YOU
I AM THE GRIM REAPER I AM HERE TO REAP YOU OF YOUR SOUL AND GIVE IT TO HIM
AAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU MADE ME SCREAM LIKE A GIRL
YES I HAVE A KNACK FOR DOING STUFF LIKE THAT ANYWAY YOU HAVE DONE MANY SINS NOW YOU ARE IN HELL I WILL NOW TAKE YOUR SOUL
PLEASE MR.DEVIL SIR GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK
NO YOU HAVE DONE TO MUCH I SHALL HAVE YOU BECOME ONE OF MY DEMONS TO SERVE AND OBEY ME

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
I WAS HOPING I DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS BUT
DO WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING
DEMONS HE HAS TREATED YOU LIKE SLAVES ATTACK OR BE DESTROYED
LIKE YOU COULD HURT ME
AAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA
OWCH

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
WHOOOOOO
COOL
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP FIRE

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
READY AIM
TORNADO AND NOW I RUN
READY AIM
FLOOD AND NOW I RUN
READY AIM
FIRE AW MAN

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
2 PEOPLE PROTEST OUTSIDE A CIGGARETTE FACTORY WITH SIGHNS THAT SAY JUST SAY NO
MEANWHILE CLOSE BY A BLONDE IS OFFERED 1 MILLION DOLLARS BY A DWARF
HMMMM
WOULD YOU LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS
AFTER THINKING FOR A WHILE THE BLONDE SEES THE SIGHNS AND DECIDES THAT THEY ARE RIGHT
I JUST SAY NO
WHAT AN IDIOT BUT THAT MEANS MORE FOR ME

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
CAN I HAVE A NUT
NO
PLEASE
NO
I SAID PLEASE
HELP ME

 

by SHOES555
1-11-06
take the mail
no
take the mail or else
waaaaaah
or else what punk
nothing sir

 

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1-11-06

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
give me all your acorns
why
cause i said so now hand them over or else
waaaah
now give me back my acorns
ok ok ok

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
sup
wanna fight punk
im going to try to teach you math now

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
ghosts
boo
oh no
aliens
prepare to be destroyed
help
smart blondes
2 + 2 = 4
aaaaaaaaaah

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
beep bop boop
boo beep bee
bop bop bop
bee bee boo
boo be be be boop bop beepbop
aw man that was uncalled for

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
i shall stop you in your path
no you cant
hi-yah
aaaaaah
yes now true evil has triumphed

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
santa i have a question
no questions your fired
santa im melting
no melting your fired
sorry santa i guess your fired

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
help me
maybe
please get me out i will give you 10$
ok why not
ha ha

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
im finding strange creatures i guess you check out ok
man i still hanent found what im looking for
my god you are one of the most hideus creatures i have ever seen

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
hey your that bitch that gave my soul to the devil
yeah yeah but you killed the demons and i was ordered to put you in heaven
welcome to heaven
cool im in heaven
now i can start my plan to take over heaven and become the new god
here we go again

 

by SHOES555
1-12-06
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tweet
tweet tweet help
yummy yummy in my tummy
where did you go

 

by SHOES555
1-13-06
who the hell are you
i am the grim reaper
so what are you doin here
your time of life is up let me check my list congrats you are going to heaven even though you are a fag
congrats your not

 

by SHOES555
1-13-06
a ninga starts a fight
bring it
give me all your lute
the gangster ends the fight
you are gonna have to fight me to get it
im gonna blow your brains out
what happens when you mix them together
empty your pockets and give me your pennies

 

by SHOES555
1-13-06
im kind of hungry what do you want for lunch
lets get some sushi
this is gonna taste good
im thinking hot dogs for dinner

 

by SHOES555
1-13-06
crazy people say crazy things
Oh i can beet you cause i can change forms
k dood
cause the heshe says so
ready for your shots (hear we go again
well I can change forms to and it will seamlike i know nothing
dumb blonds exist
hahaha i will surley beat you now
dood who the hell are you. oh my god you have a gun hears all my money which is nothing so you can kill me now

 

by SHOES555
1-13-06
im auditioning for the part of the trix rabbit
hey me to
im gonna get the part
no i am and im willing to blow your brains out to do it
and the part of the trix rabbit goesto kangaroo jack your car
yeah

 

by SHOES555
1-19-06
a classic wrestling match
i am gonna kick your ass
please dont
dont try this at home
i am gonna kick your butt mom
if you do you will be grounded
try it at a friends house
i am gonna kick your butt
help me

 

by SHOES555
1-19-06
oooooh whats this
hey what are you doing here
well i guess i have to push you off my rocket
drop the banana and no one gets hurt
uh oh

 

by SHOES555
1-19-06
sir we have destroyed earth
yes now i am sattisfied
what did you do sir
nothing
what i dont seem to understand with in seconds the earth was blown up with in seconds
i just made it that every vote against george bush blue up a different country

 

by SHOES555
1-19-06
channel 2 news lawyer lies about case
nothin new
channel 5 news teacher abbuses student
there is nothin new on this channel
channel news 12 18 year old blonde gets a perfect SAT score
now this is news

 

by SHOES555
1-19-06
im here at the temple of suzuki kuzi
these two children were in a fight just a couple of hours ago
hey we resent that we are not violent at all
im gonna kill you
hey let me at him

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
ooh thats a scary costume
its not
oh you are such a joker
its not a costume now trick or treat
what a scary costume man it is ugly
i guess its trick for you

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
moooooooo
stupid cow you are no where near as smart as me
ha ha i spit blood on you
stupid cow got blood on me now is 2 + 2 5 or 4 man is evey cow stupid
now we can take over earth with our new spaceship
yes those inferior humans

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
whats up doc
thats my line now give it back
its mine now im gonna STAMPEDE
what oh no help
now back up
dont even think about it

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
ooooh squid
ooooh seconds
ooooooh midget

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
i cant wait for the president of the U.S.A.
vote for george bush or your country will no longer be peaceful
well i guess im going to have to say goodby to this peaceful little country
ok then
sir i would like to place my vote on george bush

 

by SHOES555
1-20-06
i cant wait for the president of the U.S.A.
vote for george bush or your country will no longer be peaceful
well i guess im going to have to say goodby to this peaceful little country
ok then
sir i would like to place my vote on george bush

 

by SHOES555
1-22-06
a gun fight
bring it
oh its already been brung
a knife fight
wanna piece of this
no i want the whole thing
a blonde fight
im gonna kick your butt if i can find you
where is that girl i bet shes hiding from me

 

by SHOES555
1-22-06
would you care for some tea and crumpits
you talk funny
i guess i have to call ernie
you're the mailman why are you here
special delivery bitch

 

by SHOES555
1-22-06
sup dog
speak to me ok but now im gonna kick that ball your standing on
now im mad
wanna play fetch just dont hurt me

 

by SHOES555
1-22-06
what are you
eeeeeek eeeeeek
ouch did you just bite me
yes and now you shall join me in my eternal life as a vampire slave of the vampire king
cool eternal life
you will only die in the sunlight

 

by SHOES555
1-23-06
hey doc i came as soon as you called
yes your blood test is back there is bad news and worse news
whats the bad news
you are going to die in 24 hours
oh my gosh what could be worse than that
i've been trying to contact you since yesterday

 

by SHOES555
1-23-06
ping hi i need some advice
uh more advice seekers what is your problem
well i have two parties this saturday at four what should i do?
easy come to my birthday party
you is real smart does you gots a big brain
wait my birthdays next month oh well they dont know that

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
the joke
hey whats up
duh certainly not you
the treat
was that a short joke it better have not been
uh i think it was
the concequince
oooooops accidents happen that just wasn't one of em

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
you've got mail
what the hell is this since when do i have AOL
you are infected by the virus of AOL the worst internet service ever
oh no not that anything but that
soon the whole world will be infected
oh no you fiend i have to stop you soon

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
you are to late millions of computers are being infected as we speak
oh my god i have to find a way to stop you
there is no way to stop me
i've got it
what could you possibly do
i'll just pull the plug oh my gosh it didn't work!

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
you fool once the virus is in the plug can never be pulled
i have to think of something and fast
no you fool i am all powerful
i've got it again i'll just give you some medicen
no i can't get wet please don't
yes i have defeated the evil virus that is AOL

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
hello merry christmas
yo santa what am i gettin for christmas this year
lets see who are you
im tom jerelstein
so what am i gettin
my list says tom jerelstein is getting coal HA! HA! HA!

 

by SHOES555
1-24-06
hello i would like to join you in the services of helping others
thank you but are you sure that you are able to make this kind of commitment
yes i am sure
ok but to do this you must be pure of heart and have a beautiful soul
sorry for bothering you
that is ok

 

by SHOES555
1-25-06
in water
oooooh ymmy
out of water
oooooh yummy
in a fancy french restaurant
ooooooh yummy

 

by SHOES555
1-26-06
you look cute
you look funny
aaaah you look scary

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