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by Shadman
9-11-01
Hmmm..Let's find a web site.....
"StripCreator.com"
"Comic by Shadman"? I should check this out.
"Hey there little girl. Wanna get down in my junkpile?"
This is the most immature shit I have ever read!
"Fuck Fuck Mother fucker fuck fuck.

 

by Shadman
9-11-01
You ever notice how bossy women get?
YAY! WHOOOO.
I mean, these bitches don't know who thier pussing around!
YAY. WHOOOOOO.
I mean, what the fuck. I was only holding her barbie doll for hostage until she was done shining my doorknob!
What?????

 

by Shadman
9-14-01
Just a plain old day for our favorite Wal Mart Employee.
Do you have any more Futons?
Suck my balls.
Where is you bathroom?
Lick my ass.
Do you have any more Game Boy Advance in stock?
Go fuck a dog.

 

by Shadman
9-14-01
What's on the Cartoon Network?
Scooby-Doo meets Mama-Cass.
Wow, this must be a clasic.
"Mama Cass is fat. Mama Cass has a fat ass. She eats alot of candy."
Why is Freddy's hand in his pants?
"Oh my god, were stuck in taffy!"

 

by Shadman
9-14-01
"Oh baby! You know how I want it!"
"Make me cum! Make me CUM!"
The Visitor makes a discovery
I gather from this information that since Humans pay to watch other people have sex that they don't get none.
"Lick the shit up, you cunt!"

 

by Shadman
9-15-01
Do you have any of these T.V.s in the back?
No.
How do you know? You didn't even look!
I know. I work here. I know my stock.
Can you look anyways?
No.

 

by Shadman
9-15-01
Can you help me with the phones?
I don't know much about the phones. I don't work this department. I can find someone to help you....
Which of these brand names are the best?
I really don't think there is a difference. Let me find someone who can.....
What's the price on this phone here? I don't see a price for it.
You really want to die today, don't you?

 

by Shadman
9-15-01
Me Tiki god! Bow Down to me!
Fuck off.

 

by Shadman
9-15-01
You got Mail
Damn.
Junk Mail.
Jobs online. Click here.

 

by Shadman
9-15-01
I hate the fucking circus.

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
Intergalactic.
Planetary.
Planetary.
Intergalactic.
I hate the fucking Beastie Boys.

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
Intergalactic.
Planetary.
Planetary.
Intergalactic.
I hate the fucking Beastie Boys.

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
What you wanna fucking fight?
Bitch, I don't hit women.
Good! Eat shit then!
OW! You fucking cunt!
Dude, your not suppose to call girls "Cunts"!
Oh, sorry. My bad.

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
Meanwhile, in Afganistan...
"We declare War on YOU...." Oh shit.
Oh my fucking god! We're being attacked!!! Save Bin Laden! Don't give him up! Let them kill all of us for that murdering basterd!
What did our people ever do to deserve this? It's a sad sad day for Afganistan.

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
bzzzzz
Yes! My very own Battle bot is complete! Let me just test out the "Suicide Button".
bzzzzz
Oh Fuck!
bzzzzz
A little too much gas in the flame thrower...

 

by Shadman
9-16-01
I am a robot sent out to destroy alien life forms....
Alien dectected! DESTROY ! DESTROY!
What the fuck?
Dumbass.

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
Damn Newbies. When will they learn that we hate them!
Mother Fuckers. Why do they fill my forum with spam about their goddamn stupid comics!
Would the forum users enjoy some more assrammifying comics about child molesting or gay aliens? I'll just ask them to read my comics and find out.

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
Hey there, want a date?
I would, but I have to go make some magnififying new comics for my friends.
Like the forum users even acknowledge your cartoons.
Maybe they would if I were a little funnier and had some more witty comments.
Maybe you should get a life and not worry about these comics.
Maybe you could go fuck yourself. I want to fit in! I hate being labled a newbie! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
DA DA DA DA.....Green Acres is the place to be!
Farm Living is the life for me!
I hate fucking newbies, but I love this fantisticating Farm Show.. WOOOOOWEEEE.

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
Yo, whassup! Wanna party?
Are you trying to sell me drugs?
I got ups and I got downs. All you need is some money.
I don't have any money.
Damn, bitch! Why am I wasting my time with you?
You smell good. Wanna come behind the alley with me?

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
Hi there. Wanna date?
Wha??? Last time I had a date I woke up next to a pig and my uncle!
What the fuck are you talking about?
The time my uncle took me out for ice cream. It might have been nice if I remembered it. The last thing I saw was him putting some "special sauce" on my ice cream.
If you pay me I will fuck you.
Suck my dick then, bitch!

 

by Shadman
9-18-01
Oh fuck. This isn't good.
Hey. Wanna come over for dinner?
Are you going to eat me?
Ummm...Well.....Shit.. ....mmmmmm....No?
How fucking stupid do you think I look?
Wait, can I start over? Hey, would you like to be a special guest at dinner tonight? Heh Heh Heh.

 

by Shadman
9-20-01
Hey baby. Wanna come over to my place and get pumped full of cock?
Goddamnit! Can you possibly be more disgusting?
Yo Bitch, do you want to come over my house, put my cock in your mouth, taste my jizz and then get fucked?
I had to ask, didn't I?

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